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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Perfect run today #keywords #Keywords > 2 September 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org

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Can you discover today's five connected words?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258 Please share. TY x

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Customs clearance is simple. Doing it right is not.

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I've been out in Stockport town centre for roughly 24 of the last 72 hours. I have not seen anyone, let alone young women, using a stick. Apart from Phil, but he's a miserable old cunt so doesn't count. And they're crutches, to be absolutely accurate.

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hiya @effinbirds.com Woman stopped me on the street tonight (A6, Stockport) to compliment me on my "Shit's really fucked" t-shirt. Even got her old mum to read it (not so impressed) Me? Fucking love it!

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I quit my job on Monday. I'm really rather proud of my response to their request I partake in an "exit interview"

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

A quick thank you to @effinbirds.com and their colleagues. Super quick delivery in the UK and a little personalised thank you note. Suggestion: Thank you notes should be significantly more sweary.

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Man Who Sold The World Hunky Dory The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars

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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 02/08/2026

This scumbag just assaulted me in a store in the Washington DC area, to film it for “content”. If you see him call the police and let them know there are warrants for his arrest.

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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful

An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.

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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

After 17 and a half years today is my last day working in the NHS. I've worked under 12 Health secretaries. Every single one made it harder for us to look after patients and pursued an agenda of privatisation and outsourcing. The NHS thrives in spite of, not because of it’s political leadership.

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

From Aberdeen to Dover, The Carlton and The Cinque Ports, I've been drinking in ropey pubs most of my life. Never have I felt the urge or need to revisit a Wetherspoons.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

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Yves Jeanrenaud @yjeanrenaud.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

A screenshot of an Android app. Text:

▲ Nearby Glasses

Smart Glasses are probably nearby
Device: Unknown
RSSI: -42 dBm
Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E)
Company: Meta Platforms, Inc.

This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning.

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[19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

You've had ten years. Sit down and shut the fuck up. Brexit doesn't work and never can work.

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Don't leave your kids with me. They'll develop a life long love of punk and rock music and a vocabulary generously peppered with profanity. They'll also hate McDonalds so that's actually a bonus.

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

YOOOO,,, Georgia Bulldogs Women’s Tennis,,, y’all should be front and center for your celebration. I gots a spot for your team in our SHE Weekend Parade in Vegas in July. I’ll put y’all front and center to kick off the parade,!!

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a man in a suit and tie wearing a crown on his head

Alt: YEAH GIRL,!!

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eurovanman.bsky.social @eurovanman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

More Brexit benefits coming on the 20th April .. the ELO..you need a EU vat no - and ideally an account with the French douane . Along with ESS for uk passports . And customs. And ICS2 . Just to cross ..

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France-UK ELO rule starts on 20 April

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

10-11 years ago, Monster by @paulmiro.bsky.social Had never seen him or heard his stuff before and he was live in Manchester. Rapidly bought his entire back catalogue and pretty much everything since. The Simombré opus is genius.

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Paul Miro Monster (acoustic)

YouTube video by Paul Miro

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A Laugh in Stockport Comedy Club @alaughinstockport.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Only 6 tickets left for tonight’s show, so it’s unlikely there will be any availability on the door tonight. #stockport #comedy

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Sad news from Ginger Wildheart today following his recent diagnosis of Mantle Cell Lymphoma. Been listening to his music and going to his shows since the very early 90's. He'll leave behind one hell of musical legacy.

Ginger Wildheart confirms he won't seek treatment for Mantle Cell Lymphoma and will be "rocking until the very last moment" Gives himself 2-3 years to live. Asks "No misery please. Positivity all the way"

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

When I shouted to Zack "Autoglass Repair" he didn't respond.

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Willie Dowling #FBPE @williedowling.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

How do you feel about piano based pop/rock songs? soundcloud.com/user-2750565... www.youtube.com/@WillieDowli... open.spotify.com/album/5yOGU3... williedowlingmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-si...

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Amra Watson @amrawatson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Matt Goodwin’s campaign: Britain First (checks notes… Israel First) and please vote for me so Starmer loses his job. Hannah Spencer’s campaign: NHS, housing, transport, cost of living. Boring. Also known as reality.

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The same Hamish who advocted National Service as repayment for furlough, overlooking the fact that anyone eligible for National Service wouldn't have been old enough to receive furlough payments? No idea, indeed...

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

"Hamish de Bretron-Gordon." Clearly a champion of the people. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Hamish de bretton-gordon Zack Polanski has absolutely no idea

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Enormous thanks again, to @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social who captured Kevin the Dog beautifully before his old age finally took over his juvenile innocence and idiocy this weekend gone. There's a very real chance this will become a tattoo. RIP Kevin, ye big furry bellend.

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

UK importers, you can check if import duty (tariffs) apply and at what percentage here. Also remember, duty is charged on the price of goods plus shipping. VAT is then charged on top of that total. www.trade-tariff.service.gov.uk/find_commodity

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UK Integrated Online Tariff: Look up commodity codes, duty and VAT rates - GOV.UK

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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

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Verified Account Tracker @verified.evil.gay · 16/01/2026

✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.

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The Empty Page @thmptypg.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Had some v nice compliments recently including multiple people saying they can hear The Cure, Bjork, Smashing Pumpkins, Killing Joke and Sonic Youth in our music. These are all huge influences but we hope we have our own sound too. Death On Our Side comes out on Weds 21 Jan

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Mark: Hey Phil, why did you take an instant dislike to my girlfriend? Phil: To save time.

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Why, in this age of technology and Internet of Things, does an Outlook message give you warnings about attachments but hair trimmers don't? I have no hair.

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Steve May @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I had great fun immortalising Kevin the dog!

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The (not so) Secret Customs Broker @judetheobscene.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

An absolutely huge thank you to @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social who, armed with two pictures and a brief of "This is Kevin. He's a right bellend who loves barmaids, beer and boobs" has created this. I fucking love it! Thanks Steve!

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Having illustrated the problem of X ignoring its legal duties, I want to build an effective coalition for intervention. If you are or know people on X receiving racist abuse, rape threats, I would welcome receipts of one rejected attempt to report to the platform an indefensible case

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GylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

The ECHR exists to protect you from people who want to leave it.

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Paul Miro @paulmiro.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

My brand new Sinombré single, Never Again, is now available to stream/download over on Bandcamp! paulmiro.bandcamp.com/track/never-...

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Never Again, by Paul Miro

track by Paul Miro

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Paul Miro @paulmiro.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Seems the dumb and dangerous and tragic Swallowed a delusion Sold by braggarts and loudmouthed buffoons. Rustled up a faded flag like magic, Fed us an illusion, Half the masses dancing to their tune.

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Needles

YouTube video by Paul Miro's Sinombré - Topic

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!

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Tom Morello @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

My “FUCK ICE!” playlist available now on Spotify! A rocking little soundtrack to enjoy while you drive those bastards out of your neighborhood! #DefendLA #Defend (YourCityHere) open.spotify.com/playlist/5M4...

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