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Jucelo

@jucelo.bsky.social
320 followers 622 following 97 posts

Married and poly (husband is @ohheyrichie.bsky.social), Dog dad, PC, I also play Warhammer :3 📍ATX

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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I an simping once again 😌
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A. Jordan Boo!Witt | Glue Trap Games @discodan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My finished Trench Crusade Heretic Legion!
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Dude I fucking love my team ;3
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brogressive overload @meatballjake.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It should be illegal for bears to have access to generative AI
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’m 38 chapters into The Scouring for Warhammers new ashes of the imperium series and damn… I’m glad I learned how to read again.
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It’s only 47° but I’m dressing as if it were 27°. At least I feel cute.
I’m a short lil guy too.
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Biggest thing I’m grateful for are YouTube channels that compile Skyrim ambience and music into hours long videos. Who needs white noise machines at this point.
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Having multiple online boyfriends is great, until one of them starts to wanna be boyfriends with another one of yours… Then it’s heretical.
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Proud to be the 61st backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for ALL ON RED: a investigative sandbox for Mothership RPG! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/g...
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ALL ON RED: a investigative sandbox for Mothership RPG
All On Red is a tense sandbox investigation module set on the perilous mega-station Prospero's Dream. Speeding trains, a vicious gang, a clinic on the brink of failure, and a rebel plot all collide in...
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
He’s so dang cute 🥰🥰🥰
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If you find them really cute and you wanna get their attention. Instead of waiting like a nerd, like their first post and work upwards like a seasoned pro.
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Repost you and your familiar(s) Me with my two boys Remi and Caleb
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Today I woke up my roommate to go workout with me and he woke up screaming and kicked me in the dick. Serves me right for doing what he asked me to do
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I’m a father y’all
Me holding Judith Birch. Me flexing for w/e reason
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
y’all just don’t understand how real relationships work smh
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Whenever I see that one dude who gets violent with other people because they disagree with him, I can’t help but think… You can’t be fucking forreal to wanna beat someone’s ass for that, like honestly, it’s an act right?
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
To be completely fucking honest. I’ve contemplated leaving the United States behind for the longest time. During my whole time of living here, I’ve heard the constant joke about how my home country is a 3rd world country, yet the last time I was there, -
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🌵 @b1greddog.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It’s uhh fat credit friday y’all!! Post a pic of the front and back of ur favorite credit card 😘 #fcf #fatcreditfriday
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
And then I wondered … had Pete Hegseth really meant to text me the state secrets?
Carrie Bradshaw at laptop
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Hemlock @gaypnw.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
*uses the One Power to form a buttplug of air inside you*
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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 04/03/2025
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier I don’t need the chernobyl humidifier
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Happy Eusexua day to those who celebrate 🎉
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It’s always time
My favorite meme of all time
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
customer: your lightest roast please barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
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Spencer @ineptbox.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Why’s he just sitting there like…
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
If your lactose intolerance, is it really treating yourself when you’re having ice cream or are you just into a little sadist
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atomly @atomly.com · 03/01/2025
cumming on SSRIs call that winning the war on drugs
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🙂 @ririraji.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
could honestly eat my own ass for taking tomorrow off like I’m so good to me
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My husband told me something lame, he told me he didn’t feel cute, so I took a picture of him and decided to show y’all how much of a liar he is.
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Bad for Business @badforbusiness.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
drooling socialist SHARED bike lanes
* corrupt, inept GOVERNMENT wasting your tax dollars on a HALF-ASSED PAINT JOB
* this is OUR lane, COMRADE
* more hospitalizations, more healthcare expenditure, bigger nanny state
* MORE $$$ in the pockets of state kleptocrats
* cyclists hold up traffic = NO SEX
* communism wins... -

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based free market SEPARATED bike lanes
* delivers consoomers directly to SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS
* GOD gave you the AMERICAN right to GET OUT OF MY WAY
* cheap upkeep, smaller nanny state, less overreach
* MORE $$$ in the pockets of everyday Americans
* cyclists out of traffic = SO MUCH SEX, holy fuck so much sex

SAVE AMERICA!
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Man I got some straight up cuties for friends 😌
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Arcadia Bear @arcadiabear.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Out of pre-workout? Texting your ex yields a similar result!
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calebjedwards.bsky.social @calebjedwards.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’ve been working on my Lord Solar conversion. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k #nerdlings #astramilitarum
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tone @tone.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Being Reese @beingreese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading.
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matt @computergay.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
YAYYYY I GOT A RESPONSE
imessage screenshot, both messages from the same person:
"Are you ghosting me?" message with thumbs up from other party
"Thank you"
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Bearybrian🎃 @bearybrian.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I was looking for CRTs but this is so much better
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Feebas Enjoyer @clefairy-says.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“Bluesky is an echo chamber” the echo in question:
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@ohheyrichie.bsky.social and I being little gay boys up in Dallas a few weeks ago
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caleb @theythemtiddies.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
talk tuah me in french, talk tuah me in spanish, talk tuah me in your own made up language
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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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Jucelo @jucelo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
What’s up pals :3
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