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Juan Verde

@juanverde.bsky.social
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Husband, dad, papa, snarky former English teacher. Left handed, Left Coast Lefty. Unapologetic wine snob🍷 Music is life 🎸 #tompetty #chrissiehynde. Fanatic 🏀 #dubs I vote for democracy, freedom & sanity. Never Trump. Believe Women. 💙🇺🇦

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day 🖤
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"
Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
we’re gonna need a bigger filter
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/05/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
SIGN OF THE DAY…
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/05/2026
Shapiro: Somehow, he can’t find the money to pay for healthcare, but he can steal from you to pay off the criminals who stormed the Capitol.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to u like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to u like this.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war. Art of the deal, baby.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is how it’s done.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Little darlin' I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darlin' It seems like years since it's been clear
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the beatles are walking across a zebra crossing on a city street .
ALT: the beatles are walking across a zebra crossing on a city street .
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 02/12/2025
People are angry Trump keeps falling asleep on the job every day. Not me. I'm angry he keeps waking up.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This new series is going to be a big seller this holiday season:
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This record never gets old. The sound and production is so, so good.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Did you hear the one about the cult meet and greet? The punch line is a killer.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Seems just a bit hypocritical, no?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
🤷🏼
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Make the Deathstar great again.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The 2026 $20.00 bill is going to be a collector’s item.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 20/10/2025
If taking 40mg gummies causes short term memory loss what does taking 40mg gummies cause?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The AI video Trump posted of himself dumping shit all over America from a plane was metaphorically the most accurate piece of propaganda he’s put out this year.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California. Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
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Marcie Lipsitt @mlipsitt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I would have chosen “Anit-Christ” over asshole.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
ICE at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara is laughable. Even the bacon wrapped hot dog vendors won’t be the least bit concerned.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It’s Wednesday, where’s the TikTok guy with his receipts on Mike Johnson for Grindr?
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Two weapons of mass distraction.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
What Would Walt Do? #disney
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2025
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 17/09/2025
They cry “free speech” when it’s hate, violence, and lies. But the second we tell the truth or call them out, suddenly we’ve gone too far. That, my friends, is what you call selective outrage.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
In a big fuck you to CBS, Stephen Colbert wins the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series.
"l have never loved my country more desperately. God bless America. Stay strong, be brave, and if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy and punch a higher floor!"
- Stephen Colbert accepts the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
“I don't think there are any Russians and there ain't no Yanks Just corporate criminals playin' with tanks …And the walls came down”
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
#Memphis #SunStudio The King was here.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I like the way you cross the street 'cause you're precious…
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
IYKYK ☮️❤️🎶
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
#NYC #CBGB East Village.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“No Truths Here”…First honest and accurate statement ever made on TFG’s timeline.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/05/2025
I have no words.
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Education matters. 🤣
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Juan Verde @juanverde.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Enough of the depressing politics for one day. How about a positive distraction of any kind?
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/04/2025
Who did this?
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Turquoise Cat 💙😻✌️ @turquoise-cat.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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