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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 15h
Dudes rock www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
Flight path linked. Some madlad pilot has drawn a ghostbusters scene with the text Happy Halloween
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😬 🫲 🌭 🫱 👟👟
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
I got laid off today from the job I've been at for 10 years. If y'all know of someone looking for a video editor with 10 years of experience, let me know I guess?
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why hello there
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stepped outside in Boston for the first time and the wind sheared the glasses right off my face. Full on Velma-ing in the rain over here lmao
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flying into Boston tomorrow. Maybe! Hopefully!
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*hits bong* I’m working on a theory
Scrooge mcduck swimming in gold coinsMina the Hollower
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m almost certain rfk is gonna endorse phrenology at some point
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big Walk goty if you like your friends
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah we sure did bond alright en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_...
en.wikipedia.org
Murder of Balbir Singh Sodhi - Wikipedia
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apple: We can save you from the indignity of asking someone to repeat themselves by non-consensually recording them
Server at a table:

Today's specials are the Heirloom Tomato BLTMan scrolling through the transcript of his nonconsensual recording on his Apple Watch
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love the “Shot on iPhone” label because I know the lighting equipment in the scene cost waaay more than the phone. #AppleEvent
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo saw the girl dinner meme and said alright bet
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🫡🫡🫡
Dolly Parton pinball machine
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Christopher Nolan you sick fuck (complimentary)
Movie poster for The Odyssey in 70MM
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is gonna go triple platinum on wait wait don’t tell me
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
next clippers draft pick has recess tomorrow
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Imagine balmer being like, fuck i left my house keys at the arena
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
why is baseball like this
Screenshot of the promotions page for the Arizona Diamondbacks. The upcoming game on 9/11 will have fireworks afterwards. Also Bluesky please fix the auto scrolling on this page I can no longer see what I am typing
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s draft day and satan’s on the clock 👁️🫦👁️
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck this week
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Found a big walk bug, I hope they never patch it
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Command-F Arizona aaaand, of course Lawrence Krauss signed it. Somehow this is only the second worst list he’s been on (the other is exactly the one you’re thinking of)
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’d pay a decent sum for the Big Walk soundtrack on vinyl @househouse.com @panic.com
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Who wants to be a millionaire but all the contestants are billionaires and it’s a threat
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
that’s a lotta Shts
Label on the side of a box:

Instax Mini Film
12X10 Shts 120 Tot Shts
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Finding out Kingdom Hearts 4 has Coco and trying to ingest the lore for the entire series all at once
Mickey Mouse at a table saying This is a lot of new information.
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My vibe lately
tonight queen?? meme but it’s Big Walk by HouseHouse (out now go play it)
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Does anyone else unload the dishwasher like they’re a dinner plate wolverine, or just me?
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I witnessed a great dudes rock moment right after 🐍🐍
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🤦🏽‍♂️”Pick n Roll at 00 every time”
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/08/2026
Fake album cover i made with a generator

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL 4'33" OF TOTAL SILENCE
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think they spent more on virtual legs in the metaverse. You can add a couple more zeros there
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The fact that these people have the nerve to open their mouths to talk about “protecting women and girls” while doing shit like this… whew!
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Salad and Go” was a little too on the nose after cyclospora www.azfamily.com/2026/08/05/s...
azfamily.com
Salad And Go closing all locations permanently after bankruptcy filing
Salad and Go will serve its last customers on Wednesday, the company said in a statement on Tuesday.
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ramekin is such a beautiful name for a metal band
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
3yo kept asking for the ‘magic carrot’ song and it took me a full morning to realize he was talking about 24K Magic lmao
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Last time James Carville was relevant it was closer to the moon landing than to now
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can’t get good 70mm IMAX Odyssey tickets until Labor Day so the only thing I have to add to the discourse is lmao at the chuds who thought this was going to bomb
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Weather conditions I can only describe as “hair dryer”
Chandler, 107 degrees | Cloudy

Windy conditions expected around 5PM. Wind gusts are up to 24 mph.
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“At least it’s a dry heat”
static.klipy.com
Terminator Thumbs Up Melt into Lava
Alt: Terminator Thumbs Up Melt into Lava
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Odyssey Damon screaming lashed to the boat at the "AAAAAHHHHH! YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" singing old cowboy in the sky hollers at him
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Stop giving mr beast ideas
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My son started preschool today and I was not emotionally ready 😭
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The Definitive Breast Reduction Modpack @lordofthekevins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What do you fucking mean they embroidered all the sprites
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Last pausa de hidratación, goodnight sweet prince 🫡
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve never seen something so obviously toxic to society being pushed this heavily
gizmodo.com
Kalshi Is Set to Start Taking Bets on Drug Trials
The landscape for potential market manipulation keeps expanding.
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juan @juan2threezy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bastille day is all about french people losing their heads, I respect it
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