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aaron.

@ayroned.bsky.social
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❌Stuff writer for @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | @LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.

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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brady’s eye gotta be twitching. It’s gonna take one more old washed qb going off to send him over the edge. 2td game from Blake Bortles and he never seeing his family again
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the war between Tua and Herbert fans just ended up being this
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not in a “if you white, you Ben Affleck” type way, but Raiola kinda look like young Ben Affleck
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
love when the commentary is like “look at this old ass mf still doing it. Check out this geriatric fuck ballin right now” and it’s a player 5 years younger than me
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the war between Tua and Herbert fans just ended up being this
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m still right. Good throw tho
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leavitt reaching massive levels of “technically a quarterback”
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
whatever or whoever gave so many folks the confidence to eat while talking on camera is my lifelong enemy. To the grave we’re talking this
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
funniest part about jay feely being a trump glazer is knowing trump definitely has zero respect for kickers
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I truly believe shanahan can scheme up any civilian 20 all-purpose yards in an nfl game
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maye mvp last season woulda been so funny like in a “and the academy award for best picture goes to Crash” type of way
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
got a homie who was a phlebotomist for theranos and I wonder what questions she get when they see that on her resume 😂. like man idk the checks cleared
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wife said I can’t repeatedly yell “shout out to 9/11” every time my chemical romance sing a banger at the concert tonight
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
next clippers draft pick has recess tomorrow
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Adam Silver said the clippers also have to sign Julian Newman
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The army is going to have a draft again before the Clippers do.
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ballmer gotta start selling zunes out the trunk to make this money back
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
damn poor Ballmer can only watch clippers games this season in one of his mansions or yachts or space station or some shit
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if you see me at the my chemical romance concert this weekend say what’s up and let’s sing ‘mama’ together
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America just aesthetically sounds wrong. America Lake is smoother on the ears. It’s very dumb either way tho
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
2004 was so ridiculous. why were all yall in shark tale? scorsese why you a puffer fish? the aviator was about to drop
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rule of 3 for famous 80 year olds has the opportunity to go game 7 Bron in the next couple days
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
don’t you dare tell me the context, I wanna have a take with the limited information I have
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cheney woulda had that new Pat Mcafee album playing in gitmo like he was Funk Flex
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
all the videos of the eclipse are so dope especially when way back in the day it probably meant somebody in the village had to die to bring the sun back
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
love how Gandalf went to see his great guy definitely not evil wizard homie and it’s just a tower with the worst vibes imaginable before he gets betrayed
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
there’s a huge chance the puppies from 101 Dalmatians attacked and killed someone when they got older and it was a huge story in the London papers. Dalmatians are assholes
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Maria really phoned it in when she got to “La” in Do Re Mi. Goddamn girl at least try
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
enes not being able to guard the pnr in the men’s and women’s league would be the real trans panic
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
they sat tom holland down before filming and were like “you will be showing you are JACKED much more in this one”
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
mfs who own these mobile games gotta be offering money that celebs can’t say no to for these commercials Kathy Bates you got an Oscar auntie!
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ted lasso keeping mumford & sons paid like college football keep imagine dragons paid
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Liz was so real for “away toilet situation”
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You can’t escape Zarathos and the penance stare Eva Mendez!!!
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hate when a villain in a disney movie don’t have a a villain song. hades and jafaar are cowards
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
man I got my mcafee colts jersey in 2015 now wearing that shit in public like rocking a OJ bills jersey in 94
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If I ever got mutinied I’d want it to be Eurylochus. He was a super chill homie about it
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
LeBron being in his 40s we gotta stop and consider the possibility he’s so old he simply forgot to make a decision
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Last 2 Christopher Nolan movies being about dudes doing irreparable damage to the vibes of the entire world and being like this after
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
still trying to figure out what i did to jessica chastain to make her do that to me
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
so difficult for me not to whisper this to my buddy next to me at the odyssey yesterday
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Me: …. Odysseus: I swear to Zeus don’t say it Me: ….. Odysseus: DON’T Me: I just feel like we still haven’t talked about the pig thing enough
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Menelaus, literatures most famous cuck. Followed closely by Tom Buchanan
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
call me de'aaron fox the way I’m 3 for my last 20 taking the baby out of the car seat without waking him
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
is team france the one with russell crowe hunting wolverine and bald anne hathaway singing and crying a bunch?
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s bout to be game 7 for the rule of 3 after they announce Mitch McConnell
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
getting socked by somebody named bam is pretty funny, like a Batman comic. boy got punched out by a onomatopoeia
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
if you get a flagrant at summer league you have to sleep at the belmont or circus circus
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aaron. @ayroned.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
mitch mcconnell been dying for years, that’s why I’m confused why they won’t just tell us
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