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Tom Vanderslice

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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 14h
Not going to RTFA but the “once in a generation” opportunity was Jan 6th and they have been botching it virtually every day since.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 23h
Bought some store-brand nutrigrain bars. It is really throwing me off that the packaging is blue but the flavor is strawberry.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Burke looking across the room at Popovich like WTF?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
remember after citizens united when everyone pretended super pacs wouldn't coordinate with politicians and would be truly independent entities? that was a fun five minutes
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Home Depot with the christmas decorations out before the Texans get their first win 😂
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somewhere TXCleaver is cackling at the loser energy of this franchise. I can’t even tell you who “Texans legends” Jarrod Baxter and Ramon Wells are!?!
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Houston Texans to honor 25th season game with special guests and performances
Sunday's game will be a blast from the past from ticket admissions to the players uniforms. Read inside for more!
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTF is this timeout usage?!?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Deeeeep in the playbook on that drive. Now the Texans defense gotta find the stop they couldn’t find last week.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2nd time Dak has had one straight up in the air that somehow landed in a cowboys player’s hands. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*4+
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting so tired of watching opponent’s WRs catching balls while blanketed in coverage. Meanwhile the Texans WR corps can’t look a ball in if someone sneezes near them.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Technically the ad ends by them saying he takes down missing children posters.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Texans have been victims of some ridiculous catches so far this season.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s not just the OL coach, he is the “run game coordinator”!!
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my, how did I miss this video during the week? How is this guy still in the building?!?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Legitimately shocked.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Texans Special Teams and Defense clearly inspired by the 25th anniversary halftime festivities. Excited to see what the Offense has cooked up!
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DeMeco’s time out management was interesting/surprising from him. I’m unclear about calling timeout as soon as they get 1st down in FG range, but I suppose you’re trying to bait them into running clock and settling for FG?? Which they did. But I’m not sure that makes it right.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schottenheimer and DeMeco battling it out for crazy clock management decisions.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Most yards per play since 2018! 13 points… #HangTheBanner #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m legitimately curious what a Texans offense practice looks like. Do they actually run anything at full speed? Do they use a play clock? Like how does the operation look like this on gameday? It’s been this way for years!
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“When missing children posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down” is really the messaging they are going with??? (Also, on a national NFL broadcast??)
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lost in the run game woes is how many yards the special teams have given up in the first month. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nico to the rescue. #Texans
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Princess Leia's Plea to Obi-wan Kenobi
ALT: Princess Leia's Plea to Obi-wan Kenobi
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Put in 3TEs on 2nd and short in red zone. Still get hit in the backfield. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Azeez is inactive? Take the over. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol…Ramon Walker…not even gonna fix it. After some google work, they were all 2002 draft picks. Just say “inaugural Texans” or something else…why call them “Texans legends” in the obvious press release?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somewhere TXCleaver is cackling at the loser energy of this franchise. I can’t even tell you who “Texans legends” Jarrod Baxter and Ramon Wells are!?!
abc13.com
Houston Texans to honor 25th season game with special guests and performances
Sunday's game will be a blast from the past from ticket admissions to the players uniforms. Read inside for more!
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The spacesuit helmets are elite
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026
Houston's helmets for today's Space Game rivalry with UCF are remarkable. Multiple variants.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haven’t had time to listen this week. I am concerned if Azeez misses time. He keeps everything organized over the middle.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is there negative discourse on the defense out there?!? To my eyes, the Colts scored 10 pts due to Azeez trips to the blue tent and that was that. I do think “the book” is out that you have to hunt the big plays and take the lumps that come with it. Interested to see if DeMeco and Burke adjust.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If there’s one thing I know about playoff baseball, it’s that you want to make sure the opponent gets a live look at your entire bullpen in the first game. <Bold_Strategy_Cotton.gif>
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems like something the Texans run game coordinator or OL coach might want to address. Oh, that’s the same guy? Well surely this is a 3-game blip and he’s coached in the vicinity of a successful run game some time since COVID, right?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Colston Loveland, noted Case Keenum merchant.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cole Popovich with the Texans & PassBWR/RunBWR rankings of the OL (per ESPN): 2023: Hired as Asst OL coach 2023: 27/28 2024: 22/31 2025: Promoted to OL Coach and Run game coordinator 2025: 30/32 2026: 💩/💩💩 Hannah McNair needs to come down and fire his anti-vaxxing ass.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026
You have to accept officiating as essentially a random number generator.
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The DB is clearly playing the ball and the WR is flopping. That is a crime.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was a terrible call on the Rams DB. Was great defense on the replay.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know DeMeco is too nice to block Caley and Popovich from the plane, but if WAJ and Hunter just blocked the door would anyone argue with them?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After last week, I promised myself I wouldn’t let my mood be defined by the Texans’ performance. Today, the lord tests me.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok Defense. Need one more stop. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4 plays from the 1 to score a TD challenge for the Texans.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy sh!t what were the Colts thinking there?!?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What was that? 3 plays to get back into FG range. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh..cannot afford to lose Azeez. Not a coincidence the Colts TD drive happened while he was in the blue tent. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Runs over RG will continue until Teller improves. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Colts punt returner bailed the Texans out on that inexplicable delay of game.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like of Noel runs thru that one it’s a TD. No idea what Hutch was doing. For the third straight year it looks like the Texans don’t actually practice on offense.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guess that is why Noel isn’t getting targets. #Texans
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