Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 14hNot going to RTFA but the “once in a generation” opportunity was Jan 6th and they have been botching it virtually every day since. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 23hBought some store-brand nutrigrain bars. It is really throwing me off that the packaging is blue but the flavor is strawberry. 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Burke looking across the room at Popovich like WTF? 000
Reposted by Tom VandersliceMicah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026remember after citizens united when everyone pretended super pacs wouldn't coordinate with politicians and would be truly independent entities? that was a fun five minutes 14825142
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Home Depot with the christmas decorations out before the Texans get their first win 😂 100
Reposted by Tom VandersliceTom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Somewhere TXCleaver is cackling at the loser energy of this franchise. I can’t even tell you who “Texans legends” Jarrod Baxter and Ramon Wells are!?!abc13.comHouston Texans to honor 25th season game with special guests and performancesSunday's game will be a blast from the past from ticket admissions to the players uniforms. Read inside for more! 101
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Deeeeep in the playbook on that drive. Now the Texans defense gotta find the stop they couldn’t find last week. 030
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/20262nd time Dak has had one straight up in the air that somehow landed in a cowboys player’s hands. #Texans 020
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Getting so tired of watching opponent’s WRs catching balls while blanketed in coverage. Meanwhile the Texans WR corps can’t look a ball in if someone sneezes near them. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Technically the ad ends by them saying he takes down missing children posters. 130
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Texans have been victims of some ridiculous catches so far this season. 020
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He’s not just the OL coach, he is the “run game coordinator”!! 100
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh my, how did I miss this video during the week? How is this guy still in the building?!? 100
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Texans Special Teams and Defense clearly inspired by the 25th anniversary halftime festivities. Excited to see what the Offense has cooked up! 110
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DeMeco’s time out management was interesting/surprising from him. I’m unclear about calling timeout as soon as they get 1st down in FG range, but I suppose you’re trying to bait them into running clock and settling for FG?? Which they did. But I’m not sure that makes it right. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Schottenheimer and DeMeco battling it out for crazy clock management decisions. 120
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Most yards per play since 2018! 13 points… #HangTheBanner #Texans 011
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m legitimately curious what a Texans offense practice looks like. Do they actually run anything at full speed? Do they use a play clock? Like how does the operation look like this on gameday? It’s been this way for years! 020
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“When missing children posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down” is really the messaging they are going with??? (Also, on a national NFL broadcast??) 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lost in the run game woes is how many yards the special teams have given up in the first month. #Texans 011
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nico to the rescue. #Texansstatic.klipy.comPrincess Leia's Plea to Obi-wan KenobiALT: Princess Leia's Plea to Obi-wan Kenobi 020
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Put in 3TEs on 2nd and short in red zone. Still get hit in the backfield. #Texans 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol…Ramon Walker…not even gonna fix it. After some google work, they were all 2002 draft picks. Just say “inaugural Texans” or something else…why call them “Texans legends” in the obvious press release? 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Somewhere TXCleaver is cackling at the loser energy of this franchise. I can’t even tell you who “Texans legends” Jarrod Baxter and Ramon Wells are!?!abc13.comHouston Texans to honor 25th season game with special guests and performancesSunday's game will be a blast from the past from ticket admissions to the players uniforms. Read inside for more! 101
Reposted by Tom VandersliceRedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026Houston's helmets for today's Space Game rivalry with UCF are remarkable. Multiple variants. 14712
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Haven’t had time to listen this week. I am concerned if Azeez misses time. He keeps everything organized over the middle. 100
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is there negative discourse on the defense out there?!? To my eyes, the Colts scored 10 pts due to Azeez trips to the blue tent and that was that. I do think “the book” is out that you have to hunt the big plays and take the lumps that come with it. Interested to see if DeMeco and Burke adjust. 100
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If there’s one thing I know about playoff baseball, it’s that you want to make sure the opponent gets a live look at your entire bullpen in the first game. <Bold_Strategy_Cotton.gif> 011
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seems like something the Texans run game coordinator or OL coach might want to address. Oh, that’s the same guy? Well surely this is a 3-game blip and he’s coached in the vicinity of a successful run game some time since COVID, right? 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cole Popovich with the Texans & PassBWR/RunBWR rankings of the OL (per ESPN): 2023: Hired as Asst OL coach 2023: 27/28 2024: 22/31 2025: Promoted to OL Coach and Run game coordinator 2025: 30/32 2026: 💩/💩💩 Hannah McNair needs to come down and fire his anti-vaxxing ass. 000
Reposted by Tom VandersliceAaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026You have to accept officiating as essentially a random number generator. 1531633
Reposted by Tom VandersliceDerrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The DB is clearly playing the ball and the WR is flopping. That is a crime. 41346
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That was a terrible call on the Rams DB. Was great defense on the replay. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know DeMeco is too nice to block Caley and Popovich from the plane, but if WAJ and Hunter just blocked the door would anyone argue with them? 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026After last week, I promised myself I wouldn’t let my mood be defined by the Texans’ performance. Today, the lord tests me. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/20264 plays from the 1 to score a TD challenge for the Texans. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What was that? 3 plays to get back into FG range. #Texans 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ugh..cannot afford to lose Azeez. Not a coincidence the Colts TD drive happened while he was in the blue tent. #Texans 020
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Runs over RG will continue until Teller improves. #Texans 020
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Colts punt returner bailed the Texans out on that inexplicable delay of game. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feels like of Noel runs thru that one it’s a TD. No idea what Hutch was doing. For the third straight year it looks like the Texans don’t actually practice on offense. 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guess that is why Noel isn’t getting targets. #Texans 010