Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If there’s one thing I know about playoff baseball, it’s that you want to make sure the opponent gets a live look at your entire bullpen in the first game. <Bold_Strategy_Cotton.gif> 011
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seems like something the Texans run game coordinator or OL coach might want to address. Oh, that’s the same guy? Well surely this is a 3-game blip and he’s coached in the vicinity of a successful run game some time since COVID, right? 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cole Popovich with the Texans & PassBWR/RunBWR rankings of the OL (per ESPN): 2023: Hired as Asst OL coach 2023: 27/28 2024: 22/31 2025: Promoted to OL Coach and Run game coordinator 2025: 30/32 2026: 💩/💩💩 Hannah McNair needs to come down and fire his anti-vaxxing ass. 000
Reposted by Tom VandersliceAaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026You have to accept officiating as essentially a random number generator. 1531633
Reposted by Tom VandersliceDerrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The DB is clearly playing the ball and the WR is flopping. That is a crime. 41346
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That was a terrible call on the Rams DB. Was great defense on the replay. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know DeMeco is too nice to block Caley and Popovich from the plane, but if WAJ and Hunter just blocked the door would anyone argue with them? 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026After last week, I promised myself I wouldn’t let my mood be defined by the Texans’ performance. Today, the lord tests me. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/20264 plays from the 1 to score a TD challenge for the Texans. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What was that? 3 plays to get back into FG range. #Texans 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ugh..cannot afford to lose Azeez. Not a coincidence the Colts TD drive happened while he was in the blue tent. #Texans 020
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Runs over RG will continue until Teller improves. #Texans 020
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Colts punt returner bailed the Texans out on that inexplicable delay of game. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guess that is why Noel isn’t getting targets. #Texans 010
Reposted by Tom VandersliceTom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sometimes all you can do is laugh. #Texans 013
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When they say in preseason that the rookie OG is the best offensive lineman in the building, believe them. 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026WAJ! Finally getting that first turnover. Ended up recovering it himself too. #Texans 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I see the Colts went with the Duke jerseys today to make Daniel Jones feel comfortable. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh! I have thoughts on the discourse of the day! Personally, I no longer proactively seek new music. Between podcasts replacing radio and algorithms, it isn’t that hard to NOT get exposed to stuff. First heard Ella Langley at a wedding party in Jan and thought “damn, that is a serious earworm” 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had a dream last night that Texans ran a wildcat play with CJ running wide open deep. He dropped it worse than Lassiter in week 1. …so that’s where my head is at for today’s game. 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don’t stop…name the names. Who are the “fraudsters” that now have the money?? 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trying to understand why Noel doesn’t get more touches. He also had the most (only) successful designed run of the day. #Texans 011
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Fire amoeba” sounds like something you would get from drinking the water while on vacation. 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I see tr*mp at the UN today is trying to figure out if his “one neat trick” that works on SCOTUS (say one thing in public, have lawyers argue the exact opposite in court) will also work on the ICC. 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comBill Murray: So I Got That Going For MeAlt: Bill Murray in Caddyshack: “So I got that going for me…which is nice.” 220
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Turns out you can’t start your preseason WR squad in a regular season game. 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026DeMeco pushing his career HC record in September to 5-8. 27-13 (in the regular season) after that. #Texans 011
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Turns out that rolling out Oilers jerseys to start the season didn’t work….hrm… #Texans 110
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Defense gonna have to find a TD at this point. #Texans 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/20262nd and 1 at midfield is a MONEY down. Second week in a row we’ve just run into a pile for the first down. Complete waste. #Texans 111
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Turns out there is a difference between throwing it up to Chase vs Wayne. Who knew? #Texans 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pretty sure it was @natetice.bsky.social on podcast this week calling out how unsuccessful the 6 OL runs were for the Texans on week 1…sigh… 011
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Am I crazy or is that the first botched FG snap for the Texans in like 15+ years? Cc: @riversmccown.bsky.social 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If refs aren’t gonna call that today then this Texans WR corp has no chance. 033
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026First drive returns: throwing to camp-body WRs is…not great. #Texans 121
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Am I crazy, or did the 10am games used to kickoff right at 10? 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Looking for Texans defense to assert their will today. Not sure what to expect from the offense. Know we don’t want to start out 0-2 in the AFC at home. 010
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is Polymarket laying odds on what date Hegseth will get sacrificed to the ICC? Just curious. 000
Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comShall We Play A Game TypingAlt: Graphic from the classic movie Wargames featuring computer asking “Shall we play a game?” 001