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Tom Vanderslice

@jtv3.bsky.social
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If there’s one thing I know about playoff baseball, it’s that you want to make sure the opponent gets a live look at your entire bullpen in the first game. <Bold_Strategy_Cotton.gif>
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems like something the Texans run game coordinator or OL coach might want to address. Oh, that’s the same guy? Well surely this is a 3-game blip and he’s coached in the vicinity of a successful run game some time since COVID, right?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Colston Loveland, noted Case Keenum merchant.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cole Popovich with the Texans & PassBWR/RunBWR rankings of the OL (per ESPN): 2023: Hired as Asst OL coach 2023: 27/28 2024: 22/31 2025: Promoted to OL Coach and Run game coordinator 2025: 30/32 2026: 💩/💩💩 Hannah McNair needs to come down and fire his anti-vaxxing ass.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026
You have to accept officiating as essentially a random number generator.
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The DB is clearly playing the ball and the WR is flopping. That is a crime.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was a terrible call on the Rams DB. Was great defense on the replay.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know DeMeco is too nice to block Caley and Popovich from the plane, but if WAJ and Hunter just blocked the door would anyone argue with them?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After last week, I promised myself I wouldn’t let my mood be defined by the Texans’ performance. Today, the lord tests me.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok Defense. Need one more stop. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4 plays from the 1 to score a TD challenge for the Texans.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy sh!t what were the Colts thinking there?!?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What was that? 3 plays to get back into FG range. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh..cannot afford to lose Azeez. Not a coincidence the Colts TD drive happened while he was in the blue tent. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Runs over RG will continue until Teller improves. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Colts punt returner bailed the Texans out on that inexplicable delay of game.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guess that is why Noel isn’t getting targets. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes all you can do is laugh. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When they say in preseason that the rookie OG is the best offensive lineman in the building, believe them.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes all you can do is laugh. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WAJ! Finally getting that first turnover. Ended up recovering it himself too. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Plan well executed. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I see the Colts went with the Duke jerseys today to make Daniel Jones feel comfortable.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh! I have thoughts on the discourse of the day! Personally, I no longer proactively seek new music. Between podcasts replacing radio and algorithms, it isn’t that hard to NOT get exposed to stuff. First heard Ella Langley at a wedding party in Jan and thought “damn, that is a serious earworm”
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a dream last night that Texans ran a wildcat play with CJ running wide open deep. He dropped it worse than Lassiter in week 1. …so that’s where my head is at for today’s game.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t stop…name the names. Who are the “fraudsters” that now have the money??
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to understand why Noel doesn’t get more touches. He also had the most (only) successful designed run of the day. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Fire amoeba” sounds like something you would get from drinking the water while on vacation.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see tr*mp at the UN today is trying to figure out if his “one neat trick” that works on SCOTUS (say one thing in public, have lawyers argue the exact opposite in court) will also work on the ICC.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Bill Murray: So I Got That Going For Me
Alt: Bill Murray in Caddyshack: “So I got that going for me…which is nice.”
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out you can’t start your preseason WR squad in a regular season game.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DeMeco pushing his career HC record in September to 5-8. 27-13 (in the regular season) after that. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out that rolling out Oilers jerseys to start the season didn’t work….hrm… #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Defense gonna have to find a TD at this point. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No more FGAs now. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Special Teams DESTROYING the Texans today. Sigh…
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2nd and 1 at midfield is a MONEY down. Second week in a row we’ve just run into a pile for the first down. Complete waste. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, a red zone screen didn’t work?!? #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out there is a difference between throwing it up to Chase vs Wayne. Who knew? #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So that happened.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretty sure it was @natetice.bsky.social on podcast this week calling out how unsuccessful the 6 OL runs were for the Texans on week 1…sigh…
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Am I crazy or is that the first botched FG snap for the Texans in like 15+ years? Cc: @riversmccown.bsky.social
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If refs aren’t gonna call that today then this Texans WR corp has no chance.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There’s a play by the DL on 3rd down! #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First drive returns: throwing to camp-body WRs is…not great. #Texans
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Am I crazy, or did the 10am games used to kickoff right at 10?
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looking for Texans defense to assert their will today. Not sure what to expect from the offense. Know we don’t want to start out 0-2 in the AFC at home.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Polymarket laying odds on what date Hegseth will get sacrificed to the ICC? Just curious.
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Tom Vanderslice @jtv3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Shall We Play A Game Typing
Alt: Graphic from the classic movie Wargames featuring computer asking “Shall we play a game?”
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