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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts

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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 6h
This is my favorite skeet so far today! Great work!
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 7h
Do you want zombies? This is how we get zombies.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 16h
Relationship goals
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 18h
We’ve got you. Hit me up if you need more.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 22h
Feedback is definitely helpful! I always send out a post-sexy-time survey to ensure continued satisfaction.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Odd, I did the crime of existing too quietly.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bootie and the Hofish
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Launching my new app stpd.ly
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s the exchange rate between “pressure” and EUR?
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can just fly away from this shitty bedroom living with this shitty family? See ya, suckers!
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s called hesitating or showing reluctance. Maybe you’ve demurred of it.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You just can’t get the same skin feel out of body wash as you can from classic bar soaps. I mean, is body wash even 99.44% pure? Who uses that stuff?
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can confirm. I fell off my bike in gravel and tore the skin off my leg. Had to walk 10 miles home dripping blood, then pick the gravel out of my leg and bandage it up. Got in trouble for getting blood on a towel when mom got home.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bonus memory unlocked: A neighbor saw me walking about a mile from home, and pulled over her car to ask me what the hell happened. I explained that I slid in gravel at 25 miles an hour and had spent the last 3 hours walking back. Neighbor said “well you go right home then!” and drove off.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can confirm. I fell off my bike in gravel and tore the skin off my leg. Had to walk 10 miles home dripping blood, then pick the gravel out of my leg and bandage it up. Got in trouble for getting blood on a towel when mom got home.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In which Char is caught mayobaiting on main.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see your mayo claims and refuse to acknowledge. Everyone knows that hot dogs get ketchup, not mayo. Ignore the mustard jerks.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also true for a man she *doesn’t* trust. Go *earn* trust, my fellow men.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This reminds me of those infomercials where they are like “are you struggling to store your plastic grocery bags” and the world’s most inept person is somehow drowning in plastic bags.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On the plus side, I can consume them for zero calories.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pros of following you: you are from MA, you post about Evil Dead, you like cool songs on KEXP. You seem awesome. You liked one of my posts. Cons of following you: you currently have 666 followers and I don’t want to fuck that up. Life is full of too many hard choices.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did everyone change their profile pics at once today?! Who are all of you people?!
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The dude’s profile banner pic really completes the scene for me.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re doing it right, it’s a liquid
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They make assistive devices for that
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But that would be sad, as the brown eyed ghost would tickle at memories, remind us of someone we used to know. She was so good with words, I wonder where she is now…
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I too make perfect birthday cakes and Halloween costumes for my kid. I, uh, just lost the pictures.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is how they prevent crews from refusing a flight after timing out.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gross, Caroline.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think I work where you work, but would stop by to steal pancakes! Sounds lovely! 😊
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Karma Police, …
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I tried to read your post but got a Gateway Timeout error. (Bad nerd joke is bad, with apologies)
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Put me on your list for next time! Thanks for all you do. :)
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy to contribute, DM or otherwise let me know what flavor of moneys are best.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wasn’t worried about AI killing us all until you told me it would be forced into being a woman on the internet.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Virtual Elizabeth Bennet already blocking reply guys and cuing up restraining orders against stalkers.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, yeah, I’m not at all concerned about this particular case. I would be concerned about someone engaging in developing and refining realistic prompts or outputs.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would also have concerns with a video game that encouraged players to engage in extended sessions of realistic psychological or physical torture. The brain networks involved in planning torture are very different from click-and-shoot games.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little known fact, MKULTRA never created reliable drugs to enable mind control of enemy armies, nor reliable ways to coerce confessions — but they totally nailed it for the drugs that cause mind-bending ecstasy upon winning a game show. The Price Is Right was the natural conclusion of the program.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two things are true: (1) the folks that are worried about the model’s feelings have lost it; (2) humans engaging in simulated torture are treading on dangerous territory in real brains. There are real potential harms.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My type. Send help.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, I’m #283? Carry on, then.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did anyone alert @swiftonsecurity.com yet?
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was a small, awkward teenager. Nobody but me and the guy even noticed what happened (including the date). And I strongly believe, 30 years later, that I likely prevented an assault that night. I didn’t say a word. I just demonstrated I was seeing. That’s sometimes all it takes.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back in the 1900s, I witnessed a guy grab his date by the arm outside a bar; she yelped in pain. I stood up from my seat and made eye contact with the guy. He huffed, let go, and left the scene. She started crying and left in the other direction to rejoin friends.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I went on a few dates with Dr. Bronner but he talked too much.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This accord is more like a civic really.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For avoidance of doubt I mean “here” (at the zoo in the story above) not “here” (on bluesky). Apologies if that isn’t clear.
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Increasing panic and fear of pending death is what gets me through the day
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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts @jseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a habit of explaining loudly to my kid as to why I won’t let them act like the other kids, and that I don’t want to be a bad parent like the other parents here. 😅
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