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Former child. Possible cryptid. CHI -> MKE 💙💛

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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sin City out here doing the Lord's work! 🙌 #wnba
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A'ja Wilson is the real-life version of Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl. #wnba
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Meghan Leonard @meghanleonard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Been a fan of the WNBA for years, and what the racists and homophobic/anti-trans bigots have done to the league and the attention it gets the last three years is so fucked. They are trying to steal our fun and fuck them all for it.
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Angel Reese Annoyed Courtside at Game
Alt: Angel Reese Annoyed Courtside at Game
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I want that pink all-star hoodie something awful but I think it would cost less to fly to China and manufacture one myself 😂😂😂 #WNBA
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate!
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sometimes you have to take stock of your life and realize you're straight up not having a good time 🤷‍♀️
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if the only way that you engage with the WNBA is through reactions to whatever is going on with Caitlin Clark then your opinions on the matter are as real to me as the rest of the league is to you
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Who is the play-by-play guy for this Liberty/Mystics game? He's awful! Getting players' names wrong, mispronouncing sponsors... get this guy out of there! #WNBA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fans-asked-t…
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Jacob Misiorowski just gave one of the most dominant pitching performances of all time and people missed it for dumb boring soccer??? 😆😆😆
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Randy Marsh: I Thought This Was America
ALT: Randy Marsh: I Thought This Was America
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I would like to carry a mini Han Xu in my pocket at all times for instant bursts of joy when I need it. #wnba
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@booksandbows.bsky.social If I mail you my ACL can you make sure Rickea gets it?
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
RICKEA NOOOOOO 😭😭😭 #WNBA
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm jealous of everyone getting the Mystics vs. Tempo game because New York murdering Connecticut feels like a rerun. #WNBA
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ion might want to take Kate Martin out of their promo commercial 😬😬😬 #WNBA
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Does Minnesota have any cash left to go get Natasha Cloud? Because why the hell not! #wnba
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
On this 414 Day, I remind women in the transfer portal that Marquette is a lovely campus and they get fantastic Jordan merch every season and also you're guaranteed a sh*t ton of playing time if you commit here because we have like 4 players! #ncaawbb
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fever "fans" are already doing THE MOST to drag Raven. Let's hope AB puts a stop to this nonsense immediately, because I'm so over the Children of the Corn ruining the league fandom. #wnba
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@danaholtzbert.bsky.social Are players with eligibility left who went undrafted able to return to school? I know they can't on the men's side, but ESPN had several names on their "best available" board that I thought were coming back to school in the fall.
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I am literally begging anyone to sign with Marquette Women’s Basketball.
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
There's a guy on Instagram that wants Sabrina Ionescu deported. That's... not the free agency take I was expecting. #wnba
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Holy UCLA. #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If Tobe Awaka's teammates don't call him Fozzie, we've failed as a society. #NCAAMBB #MFinalFour
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Awful lot of old white male anger in the building tonight #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ilona Maher having no idea who the StudBudz are and trying to make awkward in-game small talk is not an upgrade from an increasingly drunk Bird and Taurasi. Do better, ESPN. #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/04/2026
"That’s right, Harold. You. With YOUR sin. Jesus took one for the team, all because of YOU." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jes...
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Jesus Died for Our Sin, Just One Sin, and It’s Yours, Harold
“That’s right, Harold. You. With YOUR sin. Jesus took one for the team, all because of YOU.”
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Ummm why is it SO BRIGHT in Cameron Indoor? #NCAAWBB #MarchMadness
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Every successful March Madness tournament needs a Cinderella mid-major team full of scrawny, 3-point assassin white guys who will probably be working at Enterprise Rent-A-Car in 3 months. Don't let me down on Friday, Miami (OH)!
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If you win your conference tournament, you shouldn't be in the play-in round. You already earned your spot. Make the at-large teams duke it out to get in! #MarchMadness
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Whatever happens, I am so here for Mo Billings being on the USA roster. #fibawwc
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I'm begging women's sports to find a network that isn't TruTv, because having Impractical Jokers as the lead-in show is physically painful.
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Petition to replace Lisa Leslie with literally anyone else for #Unrivaled season 3.
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Chelsea Gray is the best point guard on the planet and it isn't even close. Sheesh! #Unrivaled
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
it’s january 6th eve. don’t forget to leave out a klan hat and some ivermectin so kid rock visits you and leaves you a venereal disease
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
One year in Chicago and Bec Allen has completely forgotten how to basketball. They broke her. #unrivaled
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/12/2025
"Did I eat something?" "Do I have a meeting today?" "Am I at the office with the low-flow toilets?"
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Will I Have Diarrhea? A Flow Chart
Will I Have Diarrhea?<br/> A Flow Chart
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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Cathy getting booed 😆😆😆
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I bought Taylor Tomlinson tickets months ago and it's at the same time as Brewers/Cubs game 5... decisions, decisions... if I go to the show and they win, I still get more baseball later, but if I skip the show and they lose I'll be pissed AND have missed the show...
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Cubs have a whiter fan base than Trump.
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Keep on counting out the Brewers, national media! WE DARE YOU. 💙🩵💛🍻⚾️
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Is A'ja not wearing A1s?
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Phee going scorched earth on Cathy is the highlight of the season for me so far lol
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
T-minus 35 days until I become an insufferable college basketball weirdo for 5 months! Hold on to your butts!
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The Bears won two games in a row and the Brewers finished the regular season with the best record in baseball. My teams are succeeding and my brain doesn't know how to process this information 🤷‍♀️
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/09/2025
"Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2025
IT IS TIME.
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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JCush @jscushion.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hey Sabrina, Big fan, great range, but could you not? Signed, Fan of Whatever Team Natisha Hiedeman Plays For
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