Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/09/2026Lexicographer: *slaps roof of English language* Y’all’d’n’t’ve guessed how many apostrophes fit in this bad boy. 170
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 11/09/2026Pretty rude of the world to have so many different kinds of 4-letter flatbreads, if you ask this crossword solver. 020
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 08/09/2026Wow, the new replit.com is a shitshow. I just wanted to write and run some Ruby code in my browser like I've done a thousand times but now it's some AI thing. I asked the AI to create an empty Ruby project, which took 2+ minutes (there used to be a button for this and it was instantaneous). 1/3 100
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 10/08/2026I’m still in disbelief looking at photos and videos now. We were so lucky that the largest tree missed our house. Cedar Rapids lost more than 65% of its tree canopy in 45 minutes. 172
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 09/08/2026Many years ago I tried to make the same point in a social media post and a friend helpfully pointed out that I’m a dude and my experience of public transit is very different from hers. Too bad this dude didn’t have any women around to read his piece before he published it. 380
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 08/08/2026This morning a baby in the chicken run. Not sure what it was doing out during the day. The internet says it’s big enough to survive on its own, though. It ran off when I turned my back. 140
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 04/08/2026If AI was any good it would be able to one-shot me a chart of the median ages of Warped Tour performers by year. 120
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 02/08/2026I dreamed I saw a dear with a casket for a body. I’m sure that’s fine. 210
Reposted by Jordan RunningButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Get ready with me comic 41054337
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 31/07/2026Cyberspace, executive control, overshare, taqueria, WYSIWIG 100
Reposted by Jordan RunningKatharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 29/07/2026Overnight, a masked bandit broke into our kitchen. Armed with opposable thumbs, he proceeded to sample everything on offer. I’d just visited the farmers market, so the menu was extensive. I can now share a highly specific peer-reviewed list of what this particular raider did & did not enjoy. 🧵static.klipy.comRaccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'Alt: Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good' 852136706
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 29/07/2026Someday I’ll get all plonks on the @puzzmo.com crossword but today is not that day.puzzmo.com@jordan's finished Cross|wordMusic Arrangement 010
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 29/07/2026Surely you don’t expect me to believe that in the entire Fargo-Moorhead metropolitan area there’s no drag queen named Margot Forehead. 080
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 28/07/2026It still cracks me up that the U.S. Coast and Geodetic Survey found the geographic center of the contiguous 48 states—a spot near Lebanon, Kansas still marked by a monument and picnic area—in 1918 by balancing a large cardboard cutout of the United States on a point. 120
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 27/07/2026Dropped Amazon Music in favor of an Apple One subscription today. With the Apple services we already subscribe to it's a savings of like $8/mo. and we get Apple TV too. Apple Music is a very mediocre music streaming service but so was Amazon Music, and my music needs are very basic anyway. 160
Reposted by Jordan RunningAnil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people. 852286644
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 26/07/2026My child now has friends named Evie, Vivi, and Phoebe. We really need to work on enunciation. 150
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 25/07/2026Furry visitor returned last night. Shhh she’s being invisible. (I think it’s a “she.”) At this rate we’re going to have to name her. 1122
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 20/07/2026I have formed a parasocial relationship with the raccoon with short spine syndrome and which you were probably enjoying as a cute meme Forgive me he is my everything Jimothy I would die for you 3544
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 19/07/2026I dreamed that E*on re-renamed Twitter to “Cleo” and all of the X dot com links broke and it was very funny. 040
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 18/07/2026@perfecthatgames.com Sort of a bug on Can of Words: “Reveal first letters” doesn’t show letters are part of an already-selected word. (Discovered this today when I couldn’t figure out why my solution with “upper case” and “lower case” wasn’t accepted.) 110
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 15/07/2026Delightful tune playing in the Mexican restaurant. Yes, it’s a cover of “Achy Breaky Heart.”youtu.beCaballo Dorado - No Rompas Mi Corazón (Video Oficial)YouTube video by Warner Music México 020
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 14/07/2026Missing a feedback form for spellbeeswax.com. The pronunciation of the second word today was criminal. 000
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/07/2026What’s everybody having for dinner? It’s 92°F out so of course I’m making soup. 330
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/07/2026My chihuahua rolled in chicken poop so I won’t let him sit by me until I’ve had a chance to bathe him. He keeps shooting me the most pitiful looks. He’s going to look even more pitiful in the bath. (Pic of clean pup for tax.) 3110
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/07/2026Met llamas named Dill and Pickle at the science museum today so it was a pretty good day. 0142
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/07/2026The in-universe Gazelle song in Zootopia 2 (“we’re turning the floor into a zoo-ooh-ohh”) indicates that zoos exist in the Zootopia universe, which raises the troubling question: what do they keep in their zoos? My theory? Anthropomorphic cars. 150
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 11/07/2026I’ve resisted joining Patreon so far but might have to just to get this 3D-printable banana remote control holder STL. www.patreon.com/cw/OnMission3D 010
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 10/07/2026As a descriptivist I’m bound to accept that “singular” is slowly becoming a synonym for “single,” but I’m not a little annoyed by it. 020
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 10/07/2026Dreamed last night that IKEA came out with a new Blåhaj that was fatter and rounder. What could it mean? 021
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 10/07/2026My daily rotation: • puzzmo.com • tiledwords.com • glyph.today • canofwords.xyz • hankgreen.com/fourbythree • fourcorners.smol.quest Also spellbeeswax.com, which I’ve just been playing since yesterday. 041
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 10/07/2026One time in college I was driving friends around late at night when some folks flagged us down and asked if we knew how to get somewhere. It was close to where we were going so I said, “Sure, follow us!” Very soon I realized that I had gotten all of us lost. Very embarrassing. 070
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 09/07/2026Yet another previously enjoyable video genre that has been overtaken by AI slop: Babies getting hearing aids or glasses and hearing/seeing their parents for the first time. 040
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 09/07/2026hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 8 758 pts · PERFECT 💯 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞 Fun game but I tend to bounce off of puzzle games that don’t have a “correct” solution. Added it to my rotation anyway. 020
Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 05/07/2026In other news, the sky is an absolutely unreal shade of purple, inadequately captured by this photo. 0314
