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Jordan Running

@jrunn.ing
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He/him • Dad, software engineer, karaokeist, recent Minnesota transplant

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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 17/09/2026
They changed the clues at some point today. I thought I was going insane. Screenshots from this morning, then tonight.
Puzzmo screenshot. Highlighted 7-across clue: “Missing.” GONE is entered. The second letter is marked as an error.Puzzmo screenshot. Highlighted 1-down clue: “Red Bull's red bulls and Puma's puma.” LOGOS is entered. The second letter is marked as an error.Puzzmo screenshot. 7-across clue: “Heredity unit.” GENE is entered.Puzzmo screenshot. 1-down clue: “Tiny building blocks that hurt like hell to step on.” LEGOS is entered.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 08/09/2026
Also the sidebar has a nested sidebar that does this, which is very entertaining. Incredible experience. 3/3
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 08/09/2026
Then it took me 5 minutes (seriously) to figure out where to actually look at and edit my files. Then another minute to figure out how to open a terminal to run it, and there I discovered that it had created an entire TypeScript project I didn't ask for. 2/3
The repl.it console showing the output from the `ls **` command, which lists dozens of TypeScript-related files I didn't ask for, including two node_modules directories
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 01/09/2026
Gas station piano. 🧐
A black upright piano inside a gas station convenience store.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/08/2026
Escape plan thwarted!
A gray cat standing in a basement next to a shovel, hole, and pile of dirt
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 10/08/2026
I’m still in disbelief looking at photos and videos now. We were so lucky that the largest tree missed our house. Cedar Rapids lost more than 65% of its tree canopy in 45 minutes.
Panorama of a back yard decimated by the derecho: Trees downed and ravaged, fence crushedPanorama of a back yard decimated by the derecho,
including one 80-foot-plus tree laying on the ground
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 08/08/2026
This morning a baby in the chicken run. Not sure what it was doing out during the day. The internet says it’s big enough to survive on its own, though. It ran off when I turned my back.
A small opossum in a chicken run
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 04/08/2026
“Stonks” meme but the text says “line go up”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 1990s.
Cover of OMC's "How Bizarre" featuring a black-and-white photo of lead singer Pauly Fuemana wearing a leather jacket and looking serious
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 25/07/2026
Furry visitor returned last night. Shhh she’s being invisible. (I think it’s a “she.”) At this rate we’re going to have to name her.
Opossum in a chicken run at night being very, very still
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 23/07/2026
I’m a fancy boy.
4x3 puzzle game share image: 219 points, “Gold Plaque Unlocked!”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 20/07/2026
Deeply cursed Amazon find
Amazon listing: “6-7 plush toy,” a blue and white plush toy shaped like the numbers 6 and 7, joined at the top, with printed eyes, large hands, skinny legs and small feet
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 20/07/2026
Botherin’ cats
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 18/07/2026
@perfecthatgames.com Sort of a bug on Can of Words: “Reveal first letters” doesn’t show letters are part of an already-selected word. (Discovered this today when I couldn’t figure out why my solution with “upper case” and “lower case” wasn’t accepted.)
Screenshot of a Can of Words game. The “word” “MUSTCONTAIN” has been entered and the “C” has been circled as an annotation.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 18/07/2026
A new friend in the chicken run tonight.
An opossum standing very, very, very still in a chicken run next to a small wooden ramp and a feeder
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 13/07/2026
Strong Bad with a speech bubble at the bottom "enclosing" the quoted post.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/07/2026
🫡
A wet tan chihuahua with a white snout and dark ears standing in an unfilled bathtub with his tongue sticking outA damp tan chihuahua with a white snout and dark ears, tongue slightly out, wrapped in a black and white towel and held by a man (face out of frame) in a light green shirt
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/07/2026
My chihuahua rolled in chicken poop so I won’t let him sit by me until I’ve had a chance to bathe him. He keeps shooting me the most pitiful looks. He’s going to look even more pitiful in the bath. (Pic of clean pup for tax.)
A sleepy tan chihuahua with a white snout and dark ears laying in the sun on a fluffy mint green blanket
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 12/07/2026
A list
Some words that I think are good
* Gormless
* Rejigger
* Vicissitude
* Blithely
* Flagon
* Squirm
* Zydeco
* Zymurgy
* Phalanx
* Phthalate
* Adiposity
* Omphalos
* Quisling
* Eschaton
* Portcullis
* Obstreperous
* Thaumaturge
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 11/07/2026
I’ve resisted joining Patreon so far but might have to just to get this 3D-printable banana remote control holder STL. www.patreon.com/cw/OnMission3D
Poster advertising a banana-shaped Roku remote control holder. Tagline: “Don’t go Bananas looking for your remote anymore.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 09/07/2026
FYI the Copy button for the share image doesn’t work for me on iOS 26.5. The Copy button for the share text works fine though.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 05/07/2026
In other news, the sky is an absolutely unreal shade of purple, inadequately captured by this photo.
Scene through a window at dusk: Tall, green trees with a purple sky above
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 01/07/2026
Don't try to tell me this gender stuff is anything new. Taking Back Sunday were singing about pronouns in 2002.
[Verse 1]
Get up, get up
Come on, come on, let's go
There’s just a few things I think that you should know
Those words at best were worse than teenage poetry
Fragment ideas and too many pronouns
Stop it, come on, you’re not making sense now
You can't make them want you
They're all just laughing
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 01/07/2026
I’m not one of those people who try to get purple first every time, but today… 👀 #4x3
4x3 puzzle game share image showing that I got purple first and hub first for all colors
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 28/06/2026
The people want to know.
Screenshot from Google: “People also ask: What’s the name of the guy on YouTube?”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 27/06/2026
Got a push notification from Alexa telling me there’s an extreme heat watch for my area. This is what I got when I tapped on it. (There is, in fact, an extreme heat watch in effect for my area.) Love getting gaslit by AI.
Screenshot of “Alexa+ Preview” chatbot session with the prompt “Weather Alert: Extreme Heat Watch in St. Paul, Minnesota” answered with “I've checked the current weather alerts for St. Paul, Minnesota, and there are no active alerts at this time.  Are you sure about the Extreme Heat Watch?”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 22/06/2026
Google AI thinks the “gender-neutral bucket” is a real thing, citing a satirical piece in a student newspaper.
Screenshot of Google AI overview; it begins: “The ‘gender-neutral bucket’ refers to an emergency alternative installed by students outside a closed gender-neutral restroom at De Anza College. First highlighted in the student publication La Voz News.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 18/06/2026
We had this book, Trouble For Trumpets, when I was a kid. It had these incredible cross-section illustrations by Peter Cross. I think about it often and wish I could share it with my kids, but my mom doesn’t have it anymore and neither does my sister, and used copies are crazy expensive.
Two-page spread illustration from Trouble For Trumpets showing a cross section of an underground habitat occupied by one faction of Trumpets while the other faction searches aboveScreenshot from Amazon.com showing used hardcover and softcover copies of the book available for $449 and $127, respectively
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 18/06/2026
What? No. Christ. I don’t need that kind of pressure.
Screenshot of iPhone notification from Google Maps: “1000+ people are asking questions and need your help”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 17/06/2026
Wake up babe, new kind of truther just dropped.
Screenshot of Facebook post from Terrible Maps showing the United States with the first comment highlighted: “The map doesn't show States they only showing what they want. US had more states check old maps.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 10/06/2026
Please 💋 your table
Small chalkboard sign with pink writing that says “Plz buss your table. Thank you!” and several hearts. “Buss” is spelled with two S’s.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 07/06/2026
I misplaced my Eufy doorbell detaching tool and am bereft. Sure, a paperclip works fine, but this thing was perfectly designed and, unlike the cheap replacements on Amazon, magnetic for sticking to the fridge.
A small metal tool with a long narrow pin and a broad shield-shaped handle bearing the Eufy “e” logo
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 30/05/2026
When I was a kid the local grocery store had a VHS tape of a few episodes of this series to rent, and I did, repeatedly. I was fascinated by the transforming plant-vehicle hybrid baddies. “Gun Grinner” is such a great name for a character with guns sticking out of his mouth.
Vintage promo poster for “Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors” with the heading “Lightning strikes!” at the top and showing the show’s heroes and villains.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: TOS-style title card with the mirror universe Earth and the text “Ceci n’est pas une Starfleet”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 20/05/2026
I like when they make you sign your name on a touchscreen and then they print it out (badly) on the receipt. Very legit.
Photo of a restaurant receipt with a half-visible signature printed at the bottom
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 06/05/2026
CAROUSEL GARAGE ELEVATOR POOL
Black-on-grey wooden outdoor sign with the words “carousel,” “garage,” “elevator” and “pool” on it along with the number 4570041
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 29/04/2026
W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
A small stack of salami slices with the word “Slommy” slanted and in black written over it.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 29/04/2026
treacheryof.pics
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but the picture is @jay.bsky.team’s skeet saying “Guys, please don’t let ‘skeets’ stick” and the caption says “Ce n'est pas une skeet.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 29/04/2026
Made some tweaks to the background and layout for treacheryof.pics. Much happier with it.
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but the image is a cockroach on its back and the caption says “Ce n'est pas Gregor Samsa.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 28/04/2026
Scamp has learned how to step on the pedal to open the trash can lid. Clever girl.
A brown and white cocker spaniel looking up at the camera
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 27/04/2026
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but the image is a still from the “succulent Chinese meal” meme and the caption says “Ceci n'est pas la démocratie manifeste.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 27/04/2026
There are a dozen little improvements I’d like to make but for the moment I’m entertained.
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but instead of a pipe it’s a pile of bricks with a trowel and the caption said “Ce n’est pas un cask of Amontillado.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 26/04/2026
I made something, mostly for my own amusement, but maybe y’all will like it: treacheryof.pics Make your own Magritte-style “Treachery of Images” image.
Image in the style of Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” but the pipe is replaced with a pile of plums and the caption says “Ceci n’est pas the plums from the icebox.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 25/04/2026
I want a 12-month pinup calendar of new mail truck photos.
The new USPS mail truck, with its very large windshield, high top, and very, very low hood.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 11/03/2026
Mark Hoppus and Steven Page have converged on the exact same look and I love that for them.
Photo of Mark Hoppus, a middle-aged white man with a shock of gray hair wearing thick black rimmed glassesPhoto of Steven Page, a middle-aged white man with a shock of gray hair wearing thick black rimmed glasses
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 28/02/2026
Things that are not aesthetic
Screenshot from a Google search: The user has typed “How to be crea…” and Google has autocompleted “How to be creative” and “How to be creative again”.
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 22/01/2026
Shopping for phone cases is a trip.
Product photo of a redheaded woman in a black turtleneck holding an iPhone in a neon green case. A caption says “Skin-Friendly Texture – Fondle Admiringly.”
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 19/01/2026
Chrome is very concerned that that my email/password combination of test@example.com/password123 was found in a data breach.
Screenshot of a popup message: "Change your password - The password you just used was found in a data breach."
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 16/01/2026
Cats in litter box product photos is one of my favorite genres.
A large, shiny white litter box with the opening on top. A gray cat with blue eyes wide peeks outA closeup of the gray cat
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Jordan Running @jrunn.ing · 09/11/2025
Slogan typeset in the style of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign signs: “I don’t have any good ideas for this meme”
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