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Jimmy Ryals

@jpryals.bsky.social
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Write, editor, crafter of fine puns and sandwich bard. Read some of my stuff! www.theassemblync.com/author/jimmy-… www.jimmyryalswrites.com slate.com/author/jimmy-ryals

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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My first in-the-theater movie was (almost) “Ghostbusters.” But when the nice floaty librarian ghost flipped on Peter, Ray, and Egon, I lost my shit. Mom had to take me next door to see ”Muppets Take Manhattan” instead. Not the worst trade! I was 4.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This woman's a hero.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Four more songs from Stevie Wonder’s Songs In the Key of Life is like discovering four more verses to the Gospel of Mark music.apple.com/us/album/son...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP - EP by Stevie Wonder on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 4 Songs
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Barry Yeoman @barryyeoman.com · 23/09/2026
One of my investigative stories is about to drop, which means I'll be sending out my Unabridged newsletter soon—maybe tomorrow. If you don't subscribe (it's free), this would be a good time.
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Barry Yeoman: Unabridged
Journalism (and other) recommendations, along with links to my own latest work.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the bleak reality.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
DROOGIE HOWSER, MD. By day, a medical prodigy saving lives in the local ER. By night, a prodigious perpetrator of the ultra-violence, drumming up business for that same ER as leader of a bloodthirsty band of hooligans.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
PERFECT STRANGLERS. How long can schlubby Larry cover his zany Transylvanian cousin’s unspeakable crimes? Can Appleton, Wis., police catch them before the shrewd, true-crime-obsessed sisters downstairs do? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/08/2026
This week I sat down with Bernie Wagenblast, the voice of the NYC subway system - a sound that any New Yorker can recognize almost instantly. We discussed how she got the job, her experience as a trans woman in New York City, and so much more. Watch the full stream below: youtu.be/XuAqiaCvxT8?...
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Toenail clippers, preferably ones either too small or too large to be useful.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.
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Jo Yurcaba @joyurcaba.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Content warning: suicide After May Pollard died on a late-January morning, a detective asked her parents a question: Had anyone wanted to hurt her? “A lot of America,” her mother answered. 1/ www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Idaho pushed anti-trans laws for years. Then a teen died.
The life and death of May Pollard, 16, provides a window into the tragic effect that legislation and political rhetoric have had on trans people in America.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 17/07/2026
this is also why you can't appease the right on this issue. bans on trans people in sports are the camel's nose under the tent for the entire suite of right-wing gender politics, including but not limited to bans on gay marriage, abortion, and birth control
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"The Boy Scouts changed, not because any court told them to, but because people came to understand how wrong it was to exclude a kid for who he was. That understanding built slowly, over the years, because people like you refused to disappear."
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Our overemphasis on outcomes and results, as opposed to process and camaraderie and community, when it comes to sports really shines through in this cruel ruling. Who gives a shit about who wins a high school swim meet? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/06...
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Live Updates: Supreme Court Allows States to Bar Transgender Athletes From Girls’ Sports
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Maximum Mary @maximummary.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Worked for an R1 computer science research lab a decade ago. Grad students were testing out AI, but they quickly ran into its fatal flaw — a complete inability to innovate. It could only look to what had been done in the past. Knowledge became frozen at the moment you switched to AI.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You’ve Jammed your last Pearl.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I spent a good hour on Saturday night scrolling through another Bsky users thread from a tour of houses and sites with connections to Los Angeles murders. I think it'd originally been posted in 2023. I forgot to save it, and now I NEED IT. Help me, BlueSky hive mind.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You have to admire the commitment to commemorating the ‘99 series with this score.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My Spielberg top 10: 1. Catch Me If You Can 2. Indy and the Last Crusade 3. Saving Private Ryan 4. Munich 5. Jurassic Park 6. Lincoln 7. Jaws 8. Raiders of the Lost Ark 9. Indy and the Temple of Doom 10. West Side Story
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I regret to inform you that @themountaingoats.bsky.social has been co-opted by Big Oat.
The Mountain Goats, rock and roll champions, delight a crowd as the word OATS looms onscreen
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Mick O’Brien @mickobrien.nyc · 28/05/2026
This is a remarkable statement, and I couldn't applaud @prospect.org more for making it. The programmatic ad-tech space has created perverse incentives for publishers and has been one of the main drivers of the ongoing slow death of journalism in the digital age. Kudos. prospect.org/removing-pro...
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Why We're Removing Our Programmatic Ads - The American Prospect
Online advertising is bad for users, publishers, and even advertisers. The only beneficiaries are the Big Tech platforms. We’re doing something about it. Programmatic advertising is the technology beh...
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
North Carolinian here. Cheerwine sucks.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hero.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s ridiculous. I don’t know how someone keep all of these projects going.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Stephen Bochco, too.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
David E. Kelley has to be on the short list.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Drop some DC
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Michael Keaton as Batman: Iconic Symbol Reveal
ALT: Michael Keaton as Batman: Iconic Symbol Reveal
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oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm 51 years old. Obv there's a lot of movies & tons of music from the 80s, 90s, and 00s that I think is amazing and I will surely love forever. But there was a lot of CRAP in that era too. And there is a ton of new, vibrant, amazing music and movies being made right now. Just gotta go seek em out.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
R2-D2 is the only one in the whole damn universe with a winning record.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Shoot. Missed The Colbert Report.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My top 15 TV shows ever, in no particular order The Americans The West Wing Parks and Recreation The Good Place Doogie Howser, MD The Wire Andor Station Eleven SNL Kids in the Hall Saved by the Bell Breaking Bad The State Fargo 24
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

"Wemby's too emotional." "Wemby should stop crying." "Wemby's gay."
Can we stop with the tired old clichés that treat emotions as a weakness, either in sports or in life in general?
I asked Wemby about why that is. Here's his response:
"That's a tough question. I think it's first and foremost a fear of judgment. Like this feeling that you have to act a certain way, social codes, I guess. Personally, I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions."
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I play a drinking game where every time Elon Musk confidently announces that his cars will soon drive by themselves I do a shot. I have been continuously drunk since 2013 and am also drunk right now.
From the Wikipedia entry "Elon Musk's predictions for autonomous driving Teslas" which features dozens of inaccurate predictions dating back to 2013From the Wikipedia entry "Elon Musk's predictions for autonomous driving Teslas" which features dozens of inaccurate predictions dating back to 2013From the Wikipedia entry "Elon Musk's predictions for autonomous driving Teslas" which features dozens of inaccurate predictions dating back to 2013An article from April 22 saying that Musk admitted that Tesla EVs with Hardware 3.0 aren't capable of self-driving
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wait till they see what he faketweets next! They’re really in for it!
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ellery @ellery.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A very important personal message for you all today: No, @vimiller.bsky.social and I are NOT the same person. And the fact that y'all keep confusing us says something about Society™️ in case you need more clarification: chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/2026...
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No, my Sun-Times colleague, Violet Miller, and lare not the same person
Many people can't tell us apart because they don't know or understand trans women, a deficit that fuels policies and rhetoric that harm us all.
By Ellery Jones | Apr 15, 2026, 6:00am CDT
Chicago Sun-Times reporter Violet Miller (left) and Sun-Times and
WBEZ Innovation Editor Ellery Jones | Candace Dane Chambers/Sun-Times
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 06/04/2026
There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life. Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/04/2026
that's right
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 28/03/2026
This is a nationwide phenomenon. The centrists and normies are more viciously angry than the socialists and anarchists, who gave up long ago on the illusion of a working system. Would encourage leftists of all stripes to take it seriously, welcome them in while they’re receptive.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only)
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Two fictional characters from different universes you want to see fight
Pizza the Hutt, villain from Mel Brooks’s “Spaceballs.”Jabba the Hutt, villain from Star Wars
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
As an American Jew it feels like I’m watching a 100-year flood of antisemitism rising in our country but for some reason we decided to deploy all of our available sandbags against anti-genocide college students
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Unbreaking @unbreaking.org · 16/03/2026
What has 14 months of Trump meant for Medicaid? Less funding and staff. Way more red tape for millions of low-income recipients. 10 million more people losing health insurance by 2034.
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Medicaid: Timeline — Unbreaking
How the administration is breaking the government, and what that means for all of us.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Fun fact: Sean Penn couldn’t accept his Oscar tonight because he’s actually working on a sort of “Dave”-in-real-life thing where he’s filling in for RFK Jr. who’s actually in a coma somewhere from huffing beef tallow fumes while shooting up pure raw milk.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I believe it’s also the 7th and 9th anniversaries of infrastructure week.
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@neonflag.bsky.social This is a weird thing to post, but: I did some stringing for The Guardian on Primary Day and just noticed both our names on a piece. Reminded me that I was (very briefly) your successor at the RM Telegram. Cheers to mid-00s Cox alums. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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North Carolina: Roy Cooper and Michael Whatley win primaries to set up Senate contest
Former Democratic governor Cooper to take on Trump-backed Whatley for seat held by retiring Thom Tillis
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Jimmy Ryals @jpryals.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Grammarly’s AI sloppelganger program is over, but my commitment to this bit is just getting started. KKK Rowling John Gristle Sheev Larson Jõ Knezbő Elmore Leopard Tom Sheep Georg R R Youevergoingtofinishwockawockaamirite
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