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@jpkesseler.bsky.social
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I talk too much about politics, gaming, football, and wrestling. So, yes, I am essentially still 14. Cis Queer Man, He/Him.

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Good morning Bluesky !
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spooky24.bsky.social @spooky24.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I never thought I'd reach a point where I believed allowing anonymity on social media sites was something that needed to be banned, but here we are.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Well, I must admit to being amazed that Rio Ferdinand, famous for having morals that make a Sewer Rat look divine in comparison, has moved to and is an ardent defender of Dubai. Completely floored.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps. We live in Idiocracy.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It's just so shallow. So meaningless.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Not to be that person, but there is such a lovely feeling you get when you've done a job well and got thanks for it. Yay!
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The British burnt it down in an attempt to stifle the Republic. Trump is demolishing it while attempting the very same thing.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
They've demolished the White House. I'm actually lost for words.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ian Watkins. Now he's a deeper shade of blue.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
There's a quite amazing bug in the newly released #EAFC26 where if the AI scores an own goal, it counts as against you in Moments and you fail the task. 😂
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I've had incredibly low level public consciousness for a few times and each time it's amazed me how much this is true. There was one commentator who was going from article to article covering the immediacy and aftermath of an attack explaining how I'd been violent since school. It's insane.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Thank the heavens something shifted at Konami and they're back to doing what they do best.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I have never seen a band empty a place more impressively than Artic Roll. The worst act I have ever seen live. Imagine how low that bar is.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead.
senator Mike Lee calling for Kirk's estate to sue Stephen King for correctly pointing out that Kirk once advocated for gay people to be stoned to death
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
THEY'VE LOWERED THE FLAGS FOR CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK AGAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHABHABBABABABAB
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Man's a White Supremacist.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Torn between not wanting to say “of fucking course he is” because this is good and quality journalism that deserves respect, and saying “of fucking course he is” because of fucking course he is
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
BLOBBY! NOOOOOOOO! :((((((
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 31/08/2025
YOU DIED
dark souls
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
So...they sent in the National Guard to DC and armed them when crime is at a 30-year low. There's nothing for them to do. So they're now just being told to pick up litter. This is like when I worked at my local pub and if there was nothing to do I had to polish the fronts of the bottle fridges.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I'm having a bit of a quieter night in Bangkok tonight, just a few drinks by myself at a local bar. Not sure I'm going to able to breach the language divide to explain why this just made me burst out laughing.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Oh fuck off. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Mark Goldbridge: Why does YouTuber have TV rights to show Bundesliga matches?
BBC Sport's Ask Me Anything team explains why YouTuber Mark Goldbridge has got rights to show Bundesliga matches this season.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The Border Patrol. There is no reason for them to be there except intimidation. The US is in the early stages of internal conflict. I have never wanted to be wrong about anything more in my life, but I think it might now be inevitable.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Sorry, I'd just like to double check something. This is a video of a man balancing a large flat screen TV on his head while riding a bike in the middle of a downpour. What? Why? How? What? What?
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Well that's me not watching. BOSH
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Two things to take from our games so far. First off, we look very, very good. Second, we need to take more of the chances we make to prevent the appalling level of officiating being a difference. #bcfc #kro
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
There's nothing left you can possibly say about Israel and their actions. The indefensible is making indefensible, defensible.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Andrew Kitchen, if we got you on a Sunday I'd refuse to play. A disgrace to yourself and refereeing. #bcfc #kro
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm so angry right now. "The harsh realities of the Championship." What, disgusting refereeing? Being fucked over by incompetent cunts who face no consequences for their shit performances? Fuck the FA, fuck the EFL. #bcfc #kro
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Where the fucking fuck did 8 minutes come from? #bcfc #kro
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Noticed this last season, there's a touch of the England about us. Play well, be active, but then after we scored against a team on our level we retreat a little bit. #bcfc #kro
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I've never heard of Andrew Kitchen before. it's taken 17 minutes of the worst refereeing I've ever seen to ensure huge is seared into my mind from now on. Just horrendous. #bcfc #kro
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It took 7 minutes before we got a great example of the wonderful refereeing the Championship is known for. Should be one up. Definitely won't come round to bite us. #bcfc #kro
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hmm, what do ‘central camps’ and ‘final plan’ remind you of? 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Why isn't ticket scalping just illegal full stop in the UK? I feel like I must be missing something because I just don't get it.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
No, I thought to myself, there's no way the article is as stupid as the headline suggests. I thought wrong. So very, very wrong.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
A charming, affecting story about how pro wrestling and cartoonist 80's Americana helped two generations of an immigrant family bridge a language gap and bond. The replies though, sheesh. Stop being weird, Bluesky.
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
But Joe Biden had lost his facilities. 🙃
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
So, I generally like Ian's writing and I do think there is a lot cishets could learn from the queer community in regards to men wanting sex and how to go after that in ways that aren't harmful to anyone, including themselves. That said, that is hilariously bad framing. Like, oh my God. 😂
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JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Finally caught up with Captain America: Brave New World. Harrison Ford drags the worst MCU film since Thor: The Dark World kicking and screaming to a little bit of life and depth. Anthony Mackie looks lost, character direction pinballing around from scene to scene. Sadly disappointing.
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