JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I never thought I'd reach a point where I believed allowing anonymity on social media sites was something that needed to be banned, but here we are. 000 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Well, I must admit to being amazed that Rio Ferdinand, famous for having morals that make a Sewer Rat look divine in comparison, has moved to and is an ardent defender of Dubai. Completely floored. 010 0
Reposted by JPMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps. We live in Idiocracy. 651152683156 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Not to be that person, but there is such a lovely feeling you get when you've done a job well and got thanks for it. Yay! 000 0
Reposted by JPautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped 214119013159 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 20/10/2025The British burnt it down in an attempt to stifle the Republic. Trump is demolishing it while attempting the very same thing. 020 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 20/10/2025They've demolished the White House. I'm actually lost for words. 020 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 26/09/2025There's a quite amazing bug in the newly released #EAFC26 where if the AI scores an own goal, it counts as against you in Moments and you fail the task. 😂 010 0
Reposted by JPThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2025OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.” 288171326105 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I've had incredibly low level public consciousness for a few times and each time it's amazed me how much this is true. There was one commentator who was going from article to article covering the immediacy and aftermath of an attack explaining how I'd been violent since school. It's insane. 020 0
Reposted by JPe.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved 300298916116 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Thank the heavens something shifted at Konami and they're back to doing what they do best. 010 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I have never seen a band empty a place more impressively than Artic Roll. The worst act I have ever seen live. Imagine how low that bar is. 010 0
Reposted by JPm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12/09/2025mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead. 597115891855 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 10/09/2025THEY'VE LOWERED THE FLAGS FOR CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK AGAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHABHABBABABABAB 000 0
Reposted by JPTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Torn between not wanting to say “of fucking course he is” because this is good and quality journalism that deserves respect, and saying “of fucking course he is” because of fucking course he is 36113 0
Reposted by JPSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2025So...they sent in the National Guard to DC and armed them when crime is at a 30-year low. There's nothing for them to do. So they're now just being told to pick up litter. This is like when I worked at my local pub and if there was nothing to do I had to polish the fronts of the bottle fridges. 1531237 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I'm having a bit of a quieter night in Bangkok tonight, just a few drinks by myself at a local bar. Not sure I'm going to able to breach the language divide to explain why this just made me burst out laughing. 010 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Oh fuck off. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukMark Goldbridge: Why does YouTuber have TV rights to show Bundesliga matches?BBC Sport's Ask Me Anything team explains why YouTuber Mark Goldbridge has got rights to show Bundesliga matches this season. 010 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The Border Patrol. There is no reason for them to be there except intimidation. The US is in the early stages of internal conflict. I have never wanted to be wrong about anything more in my life, but I think it might now be inevitable. 010 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Sorry, I'd just like to double check something. This is a video of a man balancing a large flat screen TV on his head while riding a bike in the middle of a downpour. What? Why? How? What? What? 010 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Two things to take from our games so far. First off, we look very, very good. Second, we need to take more of the chances we make to prevent the appalling level of officiating being a difference. #bcfc #kro 030 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 11/08/2025There's nothing left you can possibly say about Israel and their actions. The indefensible is making indefensible, defensible. 000 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Andrew Kitchen, if we got you on a Sunday I'd refuse to play. A disgrace to yourself and refereeing. #bcfc #kro 010 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I'm so angry right now. "The harsh realities of the Championship." What, disgusting refereeing? Being fucked over by incompetent cunts who face no consequences for their shit performances? Fuck the FA, fuck the EFL. #bcfc #kro 010 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Where the fucking fuck did 8 minutes come from? #bcfc #kro 000 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Noticed this last season, there's a touch of the England about us. Play well, be active, but then after we scored against a team on our level we retreat a little bit. #bcfc #kro 000 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I've never heard of Andrew Kitchen before. it's taken 17 minutes of the worst refereeing I've ever seen to ensure huge is seared into my mind from now on. Just horrendous. #bcfc #kro 011 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025It took 7 minutes before we got a great example of the wonderful refereeing the Championship is known for. Should be one up. Definitely won't come round to bite us. #bcfc #kro 000 0
Reposted by JPMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Hmm, what do ‘central camps’ and ‘final plan’ remind you of? 🤷🏽♂️👇🏽 70991513171 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Why isn't ticket scalping just illegal full stop in the UK? I feel like I must be missing something because I just don't get it. 000 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025No, I thought to myself, there's no way the article is as stupid as the headline suggests. I thought wrong. So very, very wrong. 000 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 05/08/2025A charming, affecting story about how pro wrestling and cartoonist 80's Americana helped two generations of an immigrant family bridge a language gap and bond. The replies though, sheesh. Stop being weird, Bluesky. 000 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 02/08/2025So, I generally like Ian's writing and I do think there is a lot cishets could learn from the queer community in regards to men wanting sex and how to go after that in ways that aren't harmful to anyone, including themselves. That said, that is hilariously bad framing. Like, oh my God. 😂 030 0
JP @jpkesseler.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Finally caught up with Captain America: Brave New World. Harrison Ford drags the worst MCU film since Thor: The Dark World kicking and screaming to a little bit of life and depth. Anthony Mackie looks lost, character direction pinballing around from scene to scene. Sadly disappointing. 010 0