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Jared

@jpjaco.bsky.social
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I'm nerdy about jock stuff and jocky about nerd stuff

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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the falcons walking into the dome and ass blasting the saints on their weepy steve gleason day is a perfect moment in the history of this rivalry
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
watching my irresponsible draft crush have his first ever good game in year 3 against my team
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Scared Fry in Futurama
ALT: Scared Fry in Futurama
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social @arif.bsky.social is Brian O'Neil washed? He's been getting beat fast on multiple of these disruptive pressures
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyle is so self-satisfied any time he asks a player a question.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Build the roof!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lots of NFL games will be ruined today by being played outside in the rain. Football is an indoor sport now!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@arif.bsky.social I shared your Accuracy Over Expected stats from Locked On After Dark with my NFC North friends (enemies) this morning. We all laughed about Jordan Love, naturally, but they want to know how Caleb and Goff ranked. If they ranked poorly can you share? And if they did well, ignore me
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Becklo Becklophoto
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very happy for Carson Wentz but after seeing him in the locker room I can't help but feel like his body is going to explode again if he has to play another month
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
with some time to wind down: the packers had a vikings game
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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May this meme never die. #Skol
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s Bones, Balls & Kum SZN
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pistons should be #5 and Wolves should be #6
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Duskbloods is back! (And so are the Wolves)
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Duskbloods server test has betrayed me but I know my beloved Timberwolves never will!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Texas had about 16.8 trillion more dollars of Medicare fraud. Republicans have never and will never argue in good faith.
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
KAT and Jordyn Woods handed out buckets of Sweet Martha's at their wedding. That man is retiring a Wolf.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Correct and ball-knowing opinion
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It was a good day
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thinking about the Timberwolves today
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There's no such thing as a Republican who argues in good faith
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it’s quite easy to just go “damn sophie cunningham sucks” and then move on and just watch the games lol we do it all the time with everything
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Republicans simply cannot help themselves from saying the dumbest shit possible
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No!!! This is clean as hell!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Olivia Miles blocks Li Yueru, it was called as a foul and stood on review but...
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tryingtofindthepersonwhodidthis.gif
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's a beautiful day to Go Wolves
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
She's one of the most aesthetically pleasing basketball players currently playing. Wowza Meowza
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"I'm going to vote for the Nazi's instead of some basic worker rights and affordable healthcare"
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's a beautiful day to say "Go Wolves!"
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Awoooo!!!!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Centrist is a word that means "right wing but not explicitly bigoted"
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Go Wolves!
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Alex @cono.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good morning, Jared! “Awoooo!!!” 😆 haha
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A cool thing about the Timberwolves is that they're generally pretty good at basketball, which is a sport that I like to watch
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Go Wolves!
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Cheryl Reeve, winningest coach in WNBA history, defends transgender athletes against sports bans. “Exclusion is never the answer. Separate isn’t equal. Trans lives matter.” 💗🏳️‍⚧️💗🏀💗
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I showed this clip to my daughter, who is transgender. She said “she just said all that? It wasn’t even a speech or anything?” So grateful for a jock who stands up for trans people.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Incredibly weird choice. He said he values happiness and he's going to Philadelphia, a city with zero happy people?
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There are only four ethical celebrities
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cheryl Reeve is a fucking real one. We need more leaders in the WNBA like her.
Tweet from @adukeMN:

Cheryl Reeve on the trans sports bans from her perspective of being a leader in women’s sports

“Of course it weighs on me, the attacks on trans people, the attacks that they’ve gone through… it seems like it’s got way more aggressive, it’s sort of sickening when the issues they are trying to tackle are really not issues, the number of transgender athletes they are now making laws for and creating a problem, to get elected…what I’m hopeful for is that people have gotten themselves more educated and they understand that, that’s not actually a problem… exclusion is never the answer, separate isn’t equal, and trans lives matter, so to take away something that’s so valuable that sports brings to young people in particular and what it does, as I have a youngster, encourages you to be part of a team and what it gives you in terms of teamwork, leadership, competitiveness, all the things, they have every right to that as well”
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Minnesota is East of California
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