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Jared

@jpjaco.bsky.social
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I'm nerdy about jock stuff and jocky about nerd stuff

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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They stuck with him for a long time last season, even when he was playing horribly. It really wasn't until his second injury that he was out of the rotation
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the falcons walking into the dome and ass blasting the saints on their weepy steve gleason day is a perfect moment in the history of this rivalry
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
watching my irresponsible draft crush have his first ever good game in year 3 against my team
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Scared Fry in Futurama
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social @arif.bsky.social is Brian O'Neil washed? He's been getting beat fast on multiple of these disruptive pressures
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fucking worst
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She said a lot more stuff this year, which made the news and got headlines. This isn't complicated. I was going to Lynx championship games during the Mya Moore era, so miss me with the bandwagon accusation. Interesting that you need to try to make up attacks to defend your point though.....
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People hate Sophie because she's a transphobe who is advancing the rhetoric of the worst people in the country. Hope that helps!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: Shut Up, Kyle
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyle is so self-satisfied any time he asks a player a question.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smart move to free to more cap space for Justin Herbert
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He wasn't insurance
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And yet
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't say any of that! I'm saying it's silly to be dismissive of the scheme just because of unideal conditions. Two things can be true at once.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is unnecessarily dismissive. Teams can score in the rain! We saw multiple Vikings defenders slip and give to yards as a result! The rain had an effect but all the scheme stuff happened and was effective.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Build the roof!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lots of NFL games will be ruined today by being played outside in the rain. Football is an indoor sport now!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love you
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@arif.bsky.social I shared your Accuracy Over Expected stats from Locked On After Dark with my NFC North friends (enemies) this morning. We all laughed about Jordan Love, naturally, but they want to know how Caleb and Goff ranked. If they ranked poorly can you share? And if they did well, ignore me
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Becklo Becklophoto
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dear God
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very happy for Carson Wentz but after seeing him in the locker room I can't help but feel like his body is going to explode again if he has to play another month
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
with some time to wind down: the packers had a vikings game
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the exact opposite of prevent defense
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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May this meme never die. #Skol
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Karlee, you're being weird. Go back to X
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You two have the opposite hair on your head
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s Bones, Balls & Kum SZN
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pistons should be #5 and Wolves should be #6
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Duskbloods is back! (And so are the Wolves)
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Duskbloods server test has betrayed me but I know my beloved Timberwolves never will!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Texas had about 16.8 trillion more dollars of Medicare fraud. Republicans have never and will never argue in good faith.
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
KAT and Jordyn Woods handed out buckets of Sweet Martha's at their wedding. That man is retiring a Wolf.
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nate rules!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think it's extremely generous to use the word logic in this example
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Correct and ball-knowing opinion
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You sound like Ben Shapiro
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A lot! Insanely reductive! 0/10, try again weirdo
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Holy bad faith, Batman!
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You know
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Maryanne Chisholm Laughing Hilariously
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Jared @jpjaco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It was a good day
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