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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary

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“…and they got jobbed in the WNBA Finals two springs [sic] ago, which…I still remember you, Minnesota.” -Bill Simmons

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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I remember in Starting Five, Ant and his uncle both idiosyncratically referring to XBOX as "The Video Game" in hilarious fashion. Here, at the time I've linked, Ant repeatedly refers to it as "The Game."
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“I Think Defensively We Can Really Be A Super Team” | Anthony Edwards Preseason Sound | 10.03.26
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gen Alpha interaction witnessed: Kid 1: “Bro! I’m cooking!” Kid 2: “Bro! You cooked!” Kid 3: “He cooked bro!” Kid 1: “No! Bro, I got cooked!”
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I find it telling that 2/8 are Jaden McDaniels-related.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seems fundamentally unfair that men whose most honed skill is golfing with clients make so much more money than these guys.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Revisiting some of the Denver series and I think we have forgotten just how special Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert were.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the first episode of Wolves Collective, both Dane and Jon K confidently predict Rudy Gobert will make one, if not multiple threes this year. @fiveburger.bsky.social @brandonbeck4.bsky.social
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Optimistic view: Maybe Miles will become an absolute monster because of this early and formative adversity?
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the manner of Jeff Bridges: “This is not an officiating thing man.”
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s probably not rational, but I’m more concerned by Miles playoff dropoff than if she had had just a normal “good” rookie season. The massive gap makes me worry it’s more of a character/mental issue that could persist.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is McDonald better than Miles?
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Old enough to remember when Collier post touches were automatic 2 points.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wtf are we doing here man?
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A’ja going after a Fever fan makes her even easier to support btw
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to be some very difficult questions about the Collier-era Lynx if current trends continue.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How soon is too soon to judge a rookie’s playoff performance?
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Courtney Williams hero ball is our only hope.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jonquel Jones is to the Minnesota Lynx as Jaden McDaniels is to the Denver Nuggets.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These people are idiots. Shakespeare’s writing is classified as modern English.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turned on some Kevin Calabro YouTube videos and got spoiled with surprise appearances by Noah Vonleh and Jake Layman. What a way to start my day!
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wolves media day summarized: Reporter: “Rudy has a quite impeccable physique. Thoughts?” Repeated to every single player.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really want Drew Timme to succeed just so I can scream “TIMMEHHH!!” at my TV.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love listening to Andrew Dukowitz.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyle is so self-satisfied any time he asks a player a question.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feel like Donte shouldn't have mentioned that he's talked to Chauncey Billups lmao
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You always have to question how much is performative, but the Wolves are certainly projecting a more cohesive group identity than in previous years.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Britt tried using the word "impetus" in a question posed to Ant and then immediately caught himself lol
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goatee Rudy is a menace.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder if Rudy gets mad when uncultured media members insist on pronouncing "Joan" in the German way. As Doris Burke once observed, the French and Germans don't like each other.
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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
McCarthy traded and Dillingham released, tough day for your most annoying friends
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They've taken steps to deny me seeing Britt stand in front of the camera.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It will be very odd if for two years in a row the Lynx repeat the same trajectory: Dominance for 2/3s of the regular season --> stumbling through final 1/3 --> laying down in the playoffs.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going to cheer myself up by thinking about Wolves' media day and Britt standing in front of the camera.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember when Phee started the 2024 playoffs by averaging 40?
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching this game feels psychologically very similar to just getting the shit beaten out of me lol
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Clark played like Stewart she would be even more hated.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cathy is Choosin' New York.
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stewie elbows a lynx player in the throat, we get the foul. The fix is so comically in.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To the tune of Jolene: Bro-die, Bro-die, Bro-die, Bro-diiiieeeeee
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did someone say....."bozos?"
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As long as we are on a break: I'm not sure I agree with the argument of the Rolling Stone piece, but the indignant dismissals of people proudly proclaiming they haven't heard the song do not provide a strong counterargument.
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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Stewie whistle man.
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have been mostly offline lately but glad to see Indiana is matched up with Vegas in the first round. Will be a nice Discourse cleanse to get them out early.
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Carlo Apostoli @carloapostoli.ft.com · 27/09/2026
MINNESOTA MILES!!!
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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The artist formerly known as Nia Coffey
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Miles cooked Ionescu on that stepback.
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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When BossMan DLow said "Brodie shoot with the left hand" he was actually talking about Nia Brodie
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Court absolutely yeeted that shit!
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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary @jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a great day to be a Brodie and Caldwell enjoyer.
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