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@jpdaltonaz.bsky.social
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Recovered Republican. Author. Retired sportswriter. Retired political writer. Mensch. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Curmudgeon. Read a book, piss off a conservative

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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 4h
“I like the lettuce’s odds”
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 19h
Imagining Trump as the president in Deep Impact … Day 1, “We’re looking at that very strongly.” Day 3, “I know more about asteroid than anyone on the planet, frankly. Everything will work out fine.”
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 21h
Many Deep Impact defenders … I’ll take Bruce Willis impossibility because it delivered what we wanted - you knew he was gonna kick the asteroid’s ass. Deep Impact mostly is overwrought hand-wringing and a dude who accidentally blinded himself. And yes, the wife just turned on Deep Impact.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They colorized “A Night at The Garden?”
Fascist George Washington in A NIGHT AT THE GARDEN still
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fourth game of the season. Bucs still have no idea how to defend a tight end running down the seam. Make a gd adjustment already, Todd. #FiretheCannons
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most surprising postseason start by a guy named Kerr since Dickie. #MLBPlayoffs
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mike Rogers has the audacity to lie to you about his plan like he didn't vote 4 times to stop you from getting cheaper medication from Canada, take $1M from Big Pharma, and vote 19 times to keep prescription drug prices higher. GTFOH.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the Texans out there - vote Talarico if you want to change the 30 years of decline in your state
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Words to live by: “baby’s in his find out era.”
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@debbie156 @debbie156.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#AZ Corporation Commission You're paying more every month while Kevin Thompson takes money from the data centers he's supposed to regulate. Ralph Heap's under investigation. Both decide your rates. Dr. Jonathon Hill is a NASA scientist who won't pocket a dime from corporations. Vote Hill. #Pinks
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve seen enough. #FireBowles
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Best female villain in a movie
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Rocky II: Adrian's Smile
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a headline for you cmarmitage.substack.com/p/big-balls-...
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Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States
Fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the government's model employee.
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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 25/09/2026
Dr. Oz is on my flight right now. He is sitting in the very first seat, front row. I saw him get on the plane. So when I stepped off the jetway onto the plane I approached him and put my hand out. What the man in charge of healthcare for the people on the very margins of society said…was revealing
Dr. Oz on flight
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BTW, if you don’t know anything about her maybe it’s easy to just assume Tammy Duckworth is some cheese-eating surrender monkey. But if you do know something about her you’d have to be operating off a very ungenerous assumption about her to think it’s just some “don’t fight” blather…/4
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Son In Law Son In Law Movie
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#ETTD Hug the antichrist, God laughs.
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How fucked in the head must someone be to start a USA chant in response to Paxton being called out for protecting a child molestor?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 20/09/2026
Tonight, Jewish New Yorkers mark the start of Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar. It is the peak of the Yamim Noraim, the Days of Awe, and an opportunity for profound reflection.
 
For those fasting — tzom kal, may your fast be easy and meaningful. 
 
And to all who observe, G'mar chatimah tovah. May you be sealed in the Book of Life for a good year to come.
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amazed that CBS still is rolling out FBI and CIA in an error where they both are absolute 🤡 shows. Let me know when we get to see a drunk director furiously writing out a tweet.
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@debbie156 @debbie156.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#AZ05 Elizabeth Lee is running for Congress against Mark Lamb. Mark Lambs campaign signs say Family & God, but Lamb threatened women who exposed his affairs. You paid his salary while he abused the power you gave him. We do not need another phony, or corrupt person in Congress! Vote for Lee! #Pinks
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MAGA Mike Rogers. JUST SAY NO.
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Funny Striped Sock Puppet Blinks
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Natalie Harp getting a Truth ready about Al Michaels … #tnf
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Typewriter Type Fast
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
footage is making the rounds on Facebook of a canvasser wearing a Stronger Maine shirt (a super PAC that supports Susan Collins) stealing a package yesterday
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Countries handing Trump his ass for $600, Ken.”
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Michigan Jill @whitchmi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shoot this into my veins! What struck me as a Michigander, is that MAGA is going after Talarico in the same way they're attacking Abdul El Sayed. These 2 Democrats differ in faith, zip, and ethnicity, but their message and motives are the same: Government must work for The People again! 💙
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First tariffs, now the Rams House chant. We’re sorry, Australia
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, just in case your forgot, fuck Puka Nacua.
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sure, it was an absolutely awful decision by Drake Maye. But it’s not like he hugged Trump at a Nazi rally or anything. #NFLKickoff
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 09/09/2026
3.5 million pages. 3,437 volumes. The #EpsteinFiles, printed and bound, are now on display in Dallas. 3.5 million pages while the PEDOPHILES and those who enabled them walk free. No more excuses. The survivors deserve justice. ⚖️ #SheShed
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m absolutely certain nothing whatsoever bad will come from NFL teams using Copilot to help them make their decisions. Nope. Can’t think of a thing. #NFLKickoff
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OFFICIAL NOTICE TO FLORIDA STATE FANS: I trademarked the #FireMikeNorvell hashtag 12 years ago when he was the OC at Arizona State. I’ll provide you my Venmo so you can pay the royalties as you now go forth. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump called for a national boycott of a Canadian company that employs hundreds of Americans at plants in Kansas and Indiana, which pays their bills and feeds their families. Which would put them all out of work if successful. On Labor Day. Because he’s mad at Mark Carney.
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stares in the ASU alumnus, still waiting for Big Ten review officials to call Texas for targeting.
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here’s the thing about IN THE EYE OF THE STORM. These events are terrible. I also confess to minor bouts of schadenfreude when I see red-staters discovering neither G-d nor nature cares about their views on science. But this week’s episode about last year’s Texas floods hits different. 1/x
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's only a scandal if a Muslim says it, see.
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live: 1. Johnny Cash 2. Kenny Rogers/Dolly Parton 3. Jimmy Buffett 4. Counting Crows 5. Earth Wind and Fire 6. Santana 7. They Might Be Giants 8. Pearl Jam 9. Oingo Boingo 10. Gin Blossoms (Honorary shout out to Walt Richardson, local legend)
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, I actually hate this feature myself and would prefer it default to off, but I digress
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We saw this on Saturday. Huge cheers from the audience. This regime is hated by anyone with a brain or a heart
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Andy loves his pedophiles. Protected Warren Jeffs. Protected the orange Shitgibbon. Pathetic.
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Tangerine Twit Troll @tangerinetwittroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who knew the Canadians could play the same game?
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SC Senate moves from Likely R to WTAF
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🐸 IMPEACH THE DEMENTIA KING 🐸 @jpdaltonaz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was hoping Bluesky server issues meant it finally happened but no, just Dolly.
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Jake Lahut @jakelahut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Debbie Dingell, from the logo
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/08/2026
Report: Trump admin demanded Canada execute Bonhomme
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Report: Trump admin demanded Canada execute Bonhomme
OTTAWA - Reports from the Canada-U.S. trade talks indicates that the Trump Administration made a last-minute demand for the public execution of beloved Québécois celebrity Bonhomme Carnaval.
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