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Jape

@jp-ogborn.bsky.social
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Hey, I'm JP (he/him) You may be here because I met you at a con and said "I'm only really on bluesky". Evil.

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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 37m
I endorse any and all gambling. Fuck it.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 5h
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 2h
Incorrect. It hurts my teeth. It does not feel like that
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you, Bill Nye The Science Guy. You've solved racism!
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 6h
A more respectable artist would have less...
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 7h
Well... its a death trigger
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 7h
I agree
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 8h
Oh, deer...
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 8h
How big is it?
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 11h
I also disagree with this statement as well. Just the entire notion of crafting messaging around a base you want to vote for you. This tactic does not work. People want actual leaders that stand for things in every single state.
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 12h
I'm going to have to disagree. There are elections in all 50 states. Thats how elections work
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 12h
Is that legal?
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 14h
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And they say romance is dead!
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
....p-peengus...
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
people who constantly exalt in the pain of other human beings, monetizing their cruelty and bathing in gold accented ivory tubs filled with the blood of the innocent: hey man you shouldn't say that to the chatbot
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love how they give me the choice as if I'm not going to choose the one taking the least out of each check because I'm not going to make enough money to actually USE the fucking insurance
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I heard he got an exoskeleton keeping him up and now I can't unsee it
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First pic is a jojo angle
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy shit, William Gibson is on here. Bluesky is looking like a real website
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Once again I am cursing my enemies
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Less safe? THEY ARE MURDERERS. Speak plainly, cowards
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle and I want only your strongest potions!
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
.... give them time
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My god *removes sunglasses*.... he's right.
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The dems leaning in to transphobia simple want to lose. Establishment dems know they are set up for some easy wins and they don't want to win too much because then they will have actual responsibility which they learned that they hate having
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I must court the crows. I need their favor. That will fix me
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hell yeah, you gotta love Ginro. You can see his abs through his gi for some reason
Page from chapter 17 of the beyblade x mangathe following page from the bbx mangaThe following page from the bbx manga
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Came here to say this
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
when i say fix your heart or die i know that you probably won’t fix your heart and that’s okay that’s why there’s another option
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watch Karn get his awkward ass destroyed in the ring like a rock-em sock-em robot
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, if I had a kid, I would teach them so much stuff. They'd be annoyed with all stuff I'd be explaining. This world is really fucked up
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to say that that was a good era for conventions, but damn, do I wish I knew about them then
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is one of those posts that makes me feel way better about myself by comparison
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hell yeah dude
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love these little guy beyblade representations
panel from the beyblade x manga chapter 16
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm the less than 1% natural flavors
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
classic
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A riff on that scene from Blade Runner 2049 where Ryan Gosling's character is talking to a giant hologram woman, except Ryan Gosling is played here by the Magic card Animate Wall, and the giant woman is saying, "You look like you can attack as though you didn't have defender."

Animate Wall has Ryan Gosling's haircut and signature nose bandage still, though. He's just looking at the big lady (which, like, same, amirite lesbians?).
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's fucking everywhere. Like you couldn't just open a Word file, pick a wacky font, put some clip art on it?
dogshit ai slop poster for a trunk or treat event
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think the drugs are secret. More gatekept by price and our hellthcare system. And a mirror does little for someone without self-awareness
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rich people drugs is my guess
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its our fault for wanting good things. Its just too unreasonable!
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Using "tankie" unironically? Hoo boy, this person must a be a grade A stuff-knower
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clearly the left is to blame
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Okay ai is bad mostly and doesnt work mostly but also for code it works kinda and isnt going away so-" look I'm sorry and I can tell you're really into this but I dont care. I'll never care. Shut up. Go outside. Take up birdwatching or geocaching or something. Read a book. Go fishing.
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Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah irony poisoning really fucks up a kid's ability to form identity. Which, as it turns out, is basically the single most important part of a person's development
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