Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 3hGod I thought they were announcing Jonathan's death again for a second there 030
Reposted by Jon PhillipsJoel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 9hNotice that the Reds aren't gutting their staff ahead of the lockout. The Rockies haven't fired their lil dinosaur guy. The Pirates haven't laid off their fan experience personnel. Just good ol' neighborhood philanthrope Uncle Dave's Baltimore Orioles. 1426
Reposted by Jon PhillipsMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 23hthe tech industry is about to invent books 558207634048
Reposted by Jon PhillipsAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 13hThe Norwegian Nobel Committee could simply award the Peace Prize to the most deserving candidate and explain that they will not consider Donald Trump due to his human rights violations and alleged war crimes. 825349
Reposted by Jon PhillipsMother Jones @motherjones.com · 22hICE has ordered 6,650 pairs—and says it'll ignore any bans.motherjones.comStudy: Shock gloves traumatized Army volunteersAfter tests, military personnel said "just seeing the glove" that ICE plans to adopt scared them into obedience. 61582407
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22hWhoever decided to make a Microsoft ad that includes the Teams ping noise should be flogged. I don't need to be triggered like that. 150
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22hOr, you know, "hey everyone stop doing that, it's insanely racist and being racist is bad, actually" 090
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22hGenuinely asking, what is the point of this? What is the value of turning mathematics into a firehose of papers that no human wrote and most of which no human will ever read? 2143
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22hWell, it was nice having an elite kicker (that's not Tucker) while it lasted 020
Reposted by Jon PhillipsGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 22hI regret to inform me the Ravens are about to lose this Sunday. These dumdums saw Trump’s massive sports-jinx record and went, “What if we fumbled in our own end zone?” Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy 517122
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23hJust totally unacceptable behavior, and the team actively celebrates it. That org needs to be burned to the ground and rebuilt from scratch 060
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23hGod, now the broadcast is focusing on them doing it. Stop it, you racist fucking assholes. 1193
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23hI want to know how much LeBron and Jeter are getting for these polymarket ads in relation to their annual income from other sources and net worth. They can't possibly need the money, but I want to know just how little (relatively speaking) they were willing to do it for 090
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23hThe Media Lab is a bizarre amalgamation of rich dilettantes and fringe researchers that produces sensational headlines, a lot of vaporware, and the occasional somewhat interesting if overhyped actual product. 082
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23hThis is way too far beyond my expertise to have any opinion beyond that any statements coming out of the MIT Media Lab, on any topic, should be treated with extreme skepticism by default. 280
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23h(Or I should say, when I figured out who Amber was, which didn't take long) 020
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23hFirst time I read liveship traders, I didn't realize it was set in the same world as the Farseer trilogy and when the Fool showed up I basically did the Leo pointing meme at a book, I was so excited 140
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My dyslexic ass just now learned that the Japanese/Space battleship was not in fact called Yamamoto 110
Reposted by Jon PhillipsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is gonna be incredibly horny and good for her 828519
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is it just me,'or is ChatGPT advertising itself as something elderly people can use to learn how to *sail* a boat on the fly kind of irresponsible? 080
Reposted by Jon PhillipsLiz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Once again I’m asking 😑😑 151
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah, we were at one of those games. It was appalling 010
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nah, I don't want LA to win the Series either, but fuck the Braves. 110
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Same with the Cleveland fans who still wear "Indians" shit with "Chief Wahoo" on it. MLB should have a league-wide zero-tolerance policy toward people wearing that at a game. 110
Reposted by Jon PhillipsThe Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Report: The Orioles are optimistic that the hot dog mascots can account for 80% of the Oriole Bird’s production for a fraction of the cost associated with retaining an expensive aging veteran 3345
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah, I haven't seen it on camera yet, but you can hear hear them doing it 010
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I want the Braves to lose every game they play until their asshole fans knock it off with the fucking chop 08210
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ohhhh these are even more brutal than the original Farseer trilogy. Enjoy the emotional devastation that awaits. 130
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I literally did a double-take at the tv when that happened 010
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I mean, our owner is a private equity guy, so it kind of makes sense... 120
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There are so many things wrong with the Orioles organization. The mascot was not one of them. Pure insanity. 070
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(Please note, I'm not trying to make light of the layoffs, I'm horrified and angry about it. Dumb jokes are my preferred method of cope) 0200
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'd be ok with that, but I'd prefer to see him actually tarred and feathered rather than just in a costume 020
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In honor of the now-fired (seriously, what the fuck) Oriole Bird, please enjoy the greatest piece of Orioles-related art that will ever exist 318839
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How have I never noticed Big Papi's blinged out earpiece before? 010
Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Staying in a hotel overnight for a work thing and discovering that your room has FS1 so you can still watch postseason baseball >>>>>> 050
Reposted by Jon Phillipsdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it blows my mind that these bizarre AI people think “the commons” is just sitting around for them to strip-mine for free 161378195
Reposted by Jon PhillipsCrits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 14/09/2026Someone should really, really adopt Cid. This cat is the kind of cat who will take your love and return it tenfold. I don’t have enough words for him— kind, curious, charming, full of personality & presence. This is the kind of cat who will be someone’s soul cat. Elkton, MD. Apply: bit.ly/4cOmi21 16595195
Reposted by Jon PhillipsMicah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026damnatio memoriae is the right thing to do with trump for many reasons and at the top of the list is the fact that it will make him so, so angry 391964391