🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS to both my favorite X-Men universe mutant, and the loveable man behind the portrayal in the MCU! #HughJackman #Wolverine #MarvelComics #MarvelWolverine 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026what did the duck say when she bought lipstick? put it on my bill #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026why don't bananas ever get lonely? because they hang out in bunches #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026a Sunday school teacher was reading a bible story to her class. "the man named lot was warned to take his wife and flea from the city, but his wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt." a little boy softly asked, "what happened to the flea?" #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026here's a suggestion for parents who naturally become worried when their youngsters are away from home, either at camp or college, and neglect to write. send the child your usual letter and add this postscript: "hope you can use the $50 i am enclosing." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026when he was finished, the other goat came over. "so, did you enjoy the film?" the goat replied, "to tell you the truth, i liked the book better." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 08/10/20262 goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. one of them spent a particularly long time bent over a reel of film. 100 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026#WolverineWednesday back at it again, bub! 🧑🎨 - beetlecrest on instagram 🖼 000 0
Reposted by 🌈bread🦄J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my book kickstarter is for weirdos only ✋ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 92532321 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026what do you call a watch that's worn on a belt? a waist of time #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🎵 he built this city...he built this city...he built this city on STY-RO-FOOOOOOOAM! he built thus city...he built this city...he built this city and MADE. IT. GLOOOOOOOW! 🎵 120 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026that exact scenario happened in our house once! the smell kept getting to me every time i walked past the kitchen, thinking something had died somewhere. turns out it was a potato rotting inside the basket in the bottom cupboard. kitchen smelled literally of death for a week afterward! 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026in multiple ways, including personally, yes! no disrespect to columbo though 010 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026dad: "could you explain the D and F on your report card?" son: "no problem. it stands for 'doing fine'." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it." - proverbs 4:23-26 ✝️ 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"give careful thought to the paths for your feet, and be steadfast in all your ways." (3/4) 100 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"keep your mouth free of perversity; keep corrupt talk from your lips." (2/4) 100 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"let your eyes look straight ahead; fix your gaze directly before you." (1/4) 100 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY to the master jedi himself, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social! #MayTheForceBeWithYou and may you always be that force for good in this world just as you are doing now, sir! 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what did the soda say to the bottle opener? "hey, can you help me find my pop?" #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"if at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed." - curly howard #MotivationalQuotes #QuoteOfTheDay #ThreeStooges #NyukNyukNyuk 000 0
Reposted by 🌈bread🦄Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Man: Waiter, this soup is cold Waiter: It’s Gaspacho Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold… 48122090 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"i've found a great job!" a husband exclaimed to his wife. "the pay is incredible, they offer free medical insurance, and three weeks' vacation!" "that does sound wonderful." said the wife. "i'm glad you think so," replied the husband. "you start tomorrow." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026somebody needs to remind a certain cheeto-dusted fascist occupying the white house about this or else there won't be any humanity left #NoKings #NotMyPrez #QuotesOfWisdom #IsaacAsimov 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026patient: "doctor! doctor! i think i swallowed a spoon!" doctor: "just sit patiently and try not to stir." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes 000 0
Reposted by 🌈bread🦄Slime Rancher @slimerancher.com · 16/09/2026The Monomi Park Shop launches tomorrow at 10am PT. Are you ready for some wiggly merch? 38716 0
Reposted by 🌈bread🦄PinkTweets @pinktweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am getting really pissed off. I have clicked "accept cookies" dozens of times per day and I have yet to receive a single cookie. I want to speak to the manager. 992451185 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026if anybody ever pesters you and asks if you've taken a bath/shower, just tell them "why? is there one missing?" 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026do you think bradley cooper ever calls his child his mini cooper? 000 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026suffering from both anxiety and depression together be like: sometimes you want attention and support, but also you want to just be dead to the world for a few minutes 000 0
Reposted by 🌈bread🦄Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I made a chicken salad today! But it seems like they prefer grains. 1313412 0
Reposted by 🌈bread🦄Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I got fired from the orange juice factory. Apparently I couldn't concentrate. 4444742 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026do you ever wonder if the death star was afraid of that thing? 😜 100 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026merry birthmas to the state where i was born and raised! 000 0
Reposted by 🌈bread🦄J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760 184354915 0
Reposted by 🌈bread🦄SVB Station @svbstation.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is something that really shouldn't have been normalized in the gaming industry. 1236408981 0
🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026TIL that a 7/10 split in bowling is called "bedposts"static.klipy.comThe More You Know Shooting Star MemeALT: The More You Know Shooting Star Meme 000 0