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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 9h
TIL that a group of wildcats is called a destruction 🐆🐆🐆🐆
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS to both my favorite X-Men universe mutant, and the loveable man behind the portrayal in the MCU! #HughJackman #Wolverine #MarvelComics #MarvelWolverine
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what did the duck say when she bought lipstick? put it on my bill #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why don't bananas ever get lonely? because they hang out in bunches #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a Sunday school teacher was reading a bible story to her class. "the man named lot was warned to take his wife and flea from the city, but his wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt." a little boy softly asked, "what happened to the flea?" #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
here's a suggestion for parents who naturally become worried when their youngsters are away from home, either at camp or college, and neglect to write. send the child your usual letter and add this postscript: "hope you can use the $50 i am enclosing." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a group of rattlesnakes is called a rhumba 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when he was finished, the other goat came over. "so, did you enjoy the film?" the goat replied, "to tell you the truth, i liked the book better." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2 goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. one of them spent a particularly long time bent over a reel of film.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A fluffy black cat with large white eyes lies on its side on green grass beneath a textured sky fading from blue to pale pink. White handwritten text reads: “Maybe sometimes you want to do everything so badly that you end up doing nothing at all. That’s okay. Maybe you’re more tired than you realise. I just hope you know that taking care of yourself counts as doing something, too.”
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#WolverineWednesday back at it again, bub! 🧑‍🎨 - beetlecrest on instagram 🖼
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my book kickstarter is for weirdos only ✋ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what do you call a watch that's worn on a belt? a waist of time #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎵 he built this city...he built this city...he built this city on STY-RO-FOOOOOOOAM! he built thus city...he built this city...he built this city and MADE. IT. GLOOOOOOOW! 🎵
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that exact scenario happened in our house once! the smell kept getting to me every time i walked past the kitchen, thinking something had died somewhere. turns out it was a potato rotting inside the basket in the bottom cupboard. kitchen smelled literally of death for a week afterward!
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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both is good
ALT: both is good
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in multiple ways, including personally, yes! no disrespect to columbo though
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
light one up, y'all! it's #WolverineWednesday
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dad: "could you explain the D and F on your report card?" son: "no problem. it stands for 'doing fine'." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it." - proverbs 4:23-26 ✝️
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"give careful thought to the paths for your feet, and be steadfast in all your ways." (3/4)
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"keep your mouth free of perversity; keep corrupt talk from your lips." (2/4)
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"let your eyes look straight ahead; fix your gaze directly before you." (1/4)
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY to the master jedi himself, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social! #MayTheForceBeWithYou and may you always be that force for good in this world just as you are doing now, sir!
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what did the soda say to the bottle opener? "hey, can you help me find my pop?" #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"if at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed." - curly howard #MotivationalQuotes #QuoteOfTheDay #ThreeStooges #NyukNyukNyuk
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man: Waiter, this soup is cold Waiter: It’s Gaspacho Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"i've found a great job!" a husband exclaimed to his wife. "the pay is incredible, they offer free medical insurance, and three weeks' vacation!" "that does sound wonderful." said the wife. "i'm glad you think so," replied the husband. "you start tomorrow." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
somebody needs to remind a certain cheeto-dusted fascist occupying the white house about this or else there won't be any humanity left #NoKings #NotMyPrez #QuotesOfWisdom #IsaacAsimov
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
patient: "doctor! doctor! i think i swallowed a spoon!" doctor: "just sit patiently and try not to stir." #GreatCleanJokes #FamilyFriendlyJokes
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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦 @michelemuse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Slime Rancher @slimerancher.com · 16/09/2026
The Monomi Park Shop launches tomorrow at 10am PT. Are you ready for some wiggly merch?
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PinkTweets @pinktweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am getting really pissed off. I have clicked "accept cookies" dozens of times per day and I have yet to receive a single cookie. I want to speak to the manager.
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if anybody ever pesters you and asks if you've taken a bath/shower, just tell them "why? is there one missing?"
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
do you think bradley cooper ever calls his child his mini cooper?
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
suffering from both anxiety and depression together be like: sometimes you want attention and support, but also you want to just be dead to the world for a few minutes
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah ya know...because of the name 😉😆
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I made a chicken salad today! But it seems like they prefer grains.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I got fired from the orange juice factory. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
do you ever wonder if the death star was afraid of that thing? 😜
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
merry birthmas to the state where i was born and raised!
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every day should be #ComingOutDay!
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Resonate @alignandresonate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Less A.I., more shitty art.
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
a group of tigers is called an ambush 🐅🐅🐅🐯🐅🐅🐅
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hope somebody's dog pissed on that thing as well ⭐️🤮
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SVB Station @svbstation.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is something that really shouldn't have been normalized in the gaming industry.
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🌈bread🦄 @jowblobz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TIL that a 7/10 split in bowling is called "bedposts"
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The More You Know Shooting Star Meme
ALT: The More You Know Shooting Star Meme
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