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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞

@josie-c.bsky.social
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🦄 Aspiring toy maker 🦋 Socially nonconforming (a little weird) 🌈 Queer AF (and not willing to choose a team) 🤜 Butt stuff enthusiast 🥵 Hedonist (if it feels good, do it.) 💋 Trying to just remain happy and horny (yet still ethical) 🤘 GenX AKA MommaFuta (FL)

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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 & 𝕿𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 🔪🎃 @wor-will.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Wonderful Mel Brooks - #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anybody else? #BookSky
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#BertrandRussell NO SHIT 💩
When asked how Fascism starts, Bertrand Russell once said: "First, they fascinate the fools. Then, they muzzle the intelligent."
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy #SocialistSunday comrades ✊🏻
Four-panel political cartoon. An older white man in a suit warns two workers, one Black, one white, "Careful. That foreigner wants your cookie." While he distracts them, the workers wrestle the plate of cookies away from him and ultimately share them peacefully together.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
morning horror fam 🖤😈🫶
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Sex Toys Are Getting More Expensive & Difficult to Buy, Fantastic Frost
Between tariffs, market restrictions, and overreaching laws to hinder free speech, the sex toy industry is facing challenges that are hitting wallets and...
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Please vote. youtube.com/shorts/Wg1IA...
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This Aged Too Wellreverse psychology
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
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c o k e f r a n c i s @queencokefrancis.com · 25/07/2026
we are SO back
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The "Hetero Awesomeness" Guy Is In Her Flop Era
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m. @mrh2197.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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The Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone
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Dale Ryder @kryton3298.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 08/06/2026
Did you hear Tarkin is putting a punk band together? He has keyboard, drums, and guitar, but he still can’t find the rebel bass
Grand Moff Tarkin looking thoughtful in Star Wars: A New Hope
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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An Anti-Vietnam War PSA That Gives Me Chills
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I love and respect this scientist. Carl Sagan answers a question about creation vs evolution.
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Someone needs to make this movie. youtube.com/shorts/yPoaI...
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson REVEALS his take on PI HARD with SBF, ELON AND BILL GATES
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
There is no hope. youtube.com/shorts/3axDc...
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Unhinged Parent Emails Read Aloud (Every Teacher Will Understand)
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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America Needs A New Name -- I got some ideas...
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Nine Inch Nails x Massive Attack – I Know You Can Feel Angels (Dreams of Collapse Mashup/Remix)
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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I would definitely watch that movie 🤣
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy Unicorn day!
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sigh... nobody understands just how hard it is youtube.com/shorts/228e5...
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In a world full of Carols and Demons, be a Susan.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter.
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ghostlyshaman.bsky.social @ghostlyshaman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Americans are getting exactly what they knowingly voted for two times.
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Waiting for the Gripen.
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Eat the rich.
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Just spat my tea watching Antique’s Roadshow #ukcomedy #BritainUnhinged #britishhumour
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
@mal0observation.bsky.social MotherAbaddon says hi 😈
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Renji is getting big pretty fast. He was born on October 28, 2025. Not even five months old now. #Caturday
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ohhh... I'm going to have to use some of these. youtube.com/shorts/gszzD...
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Intelligent insults
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Brandolini: Brandolini's Law
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The word of the day is Cuntaminated.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT. Trump’s “Board of Peace.”
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Paul Russell @pwrussell.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Led by Donkeys (@ledbydonkeys.org) . The same people that put Andrew Windsor’s picture in the Louvre. Well known in the uk for their extremely on the nose political stunts - e.g. youtu.be/hSOg8MH8tQs?...
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This is Brexit
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Animaux Formidables – I Am a Cat and I Love My Dog (Official Music Video)
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I hate it when people do that 😆
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Support The Status Quo #comedy #satire #news #shorts #funny #brokennews
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Oh Joy Sex Toy @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." - @funkittoys.bsky.social points out that history has always been ✨💕fucked💕✨, as illustrated by @erikamoen.bsky.social Public post with references: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. 

An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. 

Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. 

Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end.
Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago
Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. 
Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.
Text: We invented the condom before steel.
Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it.
Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE
Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?.
Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago.

Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
Image: A barley field.
Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago.

Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Everyone knows you need Canada, hun
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/02/2026
Donald Trump and Mar-a-Lago appear over 38,000 times in the Epstein files. More mentions than Epstein himself.
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Antithetical Authoritarian Agenders
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🍁 Josie Carmichael 🔞 @josie-c.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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What Did Canada Do?? #shorts #funny #canada #wolves #war #genevaconvention #ryankelly #ypr
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