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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy

@joshuwaffles.bsky.social
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Non-Profit Queer Trans Poly EV Drivin' Cottagecore Golden Retriever Gay Panic Inciter [Any] 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 Loves shakin', bakin', and using an Oxford Comma. Don't eat meat But sure like the bone

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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 7h
Treating everybody equally in a hierarchy-established system only raises the platform the hierarchy was built upon. "Equal Treatment" is an End Goal. We are not there right now. Right now, we need Equitable Treatment.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 7h
I think the moment a politician decides they can throw minorities under a bus should be an immediate disqualification of holding that position, and an election should be held then-there to vote someone in who Doesn't Do That. but that's just me
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
i like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Youtube is Google Google bent the knee This is expected, unfortunately
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when you go from -- Having A Car -- to -- Not Having A Car -- all of your girlfriends you don't live with immediately turn into Comet Girlfriends
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now spell: Come back Ally Come back Ally's Sister
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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💀 Alaskan Weeb 🦇 @alaskanweeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spedubopy
I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement"
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah im mad again Im not playing this game today because of its bullshit ass mini game it has Surely there's something game-breaking behind opponent number.. idk it looks like it goes to 5 or 6 maybe? And I just dont vibe with that type shit
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See people Like Life can be fun and cool and interesting if you let it and are dork supremes Sweet fuck I love dorks
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
who, them? She's trans and poly now
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ItsAkemi @missakemi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Try estrogen
Me way back in like 2014Me in 2025
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Caramel Coven @molluskwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Try estrogen
Kara back in 2018 wearing a t-shirt and pajama pants taking a photo in the mirror.Kara in 2026 wearing a skirt and hex girls t-shirt with a black hat, black thigh highs, and twin braids.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heheh I remember back when i'd want cartoons, I'd say: "channel three-four mom, channel three-four!!" (CN's old channel number) and Nickelodeon was "channel two-five, mom!" I think Disney was 48...? And then cable re-org'd and shoved all the kid stuff in channels 61-65 and I was kinda like "aw."
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just starting playing cult of the lamb and yo wtf I never want to play knucklebones ever again like it got so bad I almost turned the game off and not back on again I'm on Flicky, the level 2 guy. He creamed me (negative) 8 times in a row, what am I doing wrong?!?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wellll ill be checking this one out with my gf for playthrough 2 of the month
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol gaming is not hard I fired up my n64 and bum rushed paper mario Now I got my gf doing the whole game cuz she never played it
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a duck army deployed into a field to eat bugs
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy fuck I havent even thought of what the dark link fight is going to be like in the remake Aughhhh excitement go brr
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idc what any yall say, I could NEVER get this cutscene to trigger after the water temple, it only ever worked After the Spirit Temple, which i always always did Before the Shadow Temple Spirit Temple First Squad ✊️ We got all that drip in the Shadow Temple with our Silver Gauntlets and Mirror Shield
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dabs got me realizing a big reason I always preferred ocarina over majora is the fact you can turn into Big Link as a 3 year old, I was already looking up to Little Link but holy crap we're BIG and STRONG now that's so EPIC as a 32 year old, I'm looking back on this and bawling now excuse me
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Audrey is true to me~ He goes to Val's, expresses zero shock at the mess and the fact there's no mold. Doesn't nag or jab at Val about it, just offers to start helping tidy, probably starts helping with no permission, then is too cutesy for Val to deny the help. And they clean, end scene.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wings, sorry but it's his wings that scare people. I, too, wish it were instead his 10" thicc batty cock
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Literally the physique of 0% Estrogen 100% Testosterone It's kinda... not exactly Greek God(tm) is it? More like "i ate a mini-fridge in 1 bite" It's almost like you actually Need Estrogen if you want that sinched waist and otherwise typical "macho man" look
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ayee city of #Denver passed this one 11-0! 💙
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I'm weak but at least I'm not "buy a $200 console and a $300 remaster of an old Zelda game where Link looks like he's been oiled up" weak." Pussy has comments and replies turned off First of all those aren't even the prices lol
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
woah I lost followers again classic bluesky c:
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
get the fuck off the platforms the regime has bought..?? Oh wait, but then you might totally lose contact with that high school friend you're DEFINITELY DEFINITELY going to talk to one day.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Definitely. And the having “tricked” me into doing it would probably also be part of it. Except this one wasn’t particularly subtle.
Oof. Read at your own risk.

A Cameo fan video request saying: 

For

Sarah

From

Sarah
Occasion
Fun
Instructions for Mara Wilson
You're in honey I shrunk the kids. U discover that Tyler Brian and Karl are shrunk. You decide to be evil and step on one in socks slowly, sit on one, and eat one. Who would you choose for which fate? Make it a pov shot for each
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just blocked him and turned off DMs. But when I told a friend about it, he said “Did you just accidentally femdom someone?” And I started singing “Accidentally femdom” to the tune of that “Accidentally in Love” song from Shrek 2
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
absolute 100% been seeing an uptick of "women bad. ha ha." type bait ALL over meta. I just did a blitz run of my feed and 1 out of every 5 or 6 were that.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
to add: I'm like 94.7% sure Jordan Peele is a vorist thanks to these scenes in "Nope"
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there is a whole facet of people on the internet FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING to this shit. I know it. (no, not me, vore is a trash-tier fetish, let's do something else please)
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's why I never fully pursued anything Astronomy even though I FUCKING LOVE ASTRONOMY Teenage me was so capitalist-brained that I gave up doing something I would've loved cuz I didn't think it Practical enough make me -money- Lost Ambitions from Needing Money To Survive is all by design here.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It's a wolf cut!" I mean Joe Dirt was funny exactly once tho
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish I would feel bad but the bamboozled Can be a riot to watch sometimes. Hey Drink pasteurized things people.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Irish love fresh meat to test their jokes on." Kinda how i like showing people pre-transition me to watch jowls hit the floor
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*sits, listens
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is indeed quite a triforce Wield responsibly
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm ornery as all get out!
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anything but admitting yer wrong, fellas. Certainly not therapy~
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This Is Exhausting @thisisexhausting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI is taking the jobs of real, local artists perfectly capable of writing post-murder love ballads that actually have heart and feeling. Not this cold, soulless garbage.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bish ill show up to the interview with The Three ADHD Beverages: One for Hydration One for Caffiene One for Tasty-Goods If they can't vibe with seeing me with 3 drinks every day then it ain't a match.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my existence schedule is all over the place
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty sure Jimmy Dean alluded to us all it was made from his dick
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hot take is Fuck McDonald's! They deserve to go bankrupt.
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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy @joshuwaffles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huh Did you know you could groundhog day yourself with Depression
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