Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Putting on a new steering wheel cover should not be this fucking embarrassing. 001
Reposted by MessiJasmine Crockett @jasmineforus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bad Bunny understood the assignment… 494403757402
Reposted by MessiBarnes & Noble @barnesandnoble.com · 28/12/2024There are no rules in this no man’s land between Christmas & New Years. Read all night! Don’t finish a book! Read three books at once! Just go nuts. 1347888824
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I need to go to another @coheedandcambria.bsky.social concert 😭 000
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 24/04/2025media.tenor.coma black and white cartoon of charlie brown standing on a wall .ALT: a black and white cartoon of charlie brown standing on a wall . 000
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Having to make adult decisions when shopping is really starting to hurt my feelings. 010
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I fear I have entered "my birthday is just a day" mentality.media.tenor.comeeyore , the donkey from winnie the pooh , is standing in front of a blue sky .ALT: eeyore , the donkey from winnie the pooh , is standing in front of a blue sky . 010
Reposted by MessiLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I’m sorry for the person I was back when I was a social and ambitious borderline alcoholic 1231
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Battling Pokémon & drinking teamedia.tenor.coman illustration of a bird in a cup of tea with the words me time written above itALT: an illustration of a bird in a cup of tea with the words me time written above it 010
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I am the type of sad that can only be cured with a hotel, wine, pasta, and a book.media.tenor.coma hamster with a pink bow on its headALT: a hamster with a pink bow on its head 001
Reposted by MessiGabriel Bosslet @gbosslet.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Me, whispering to every recipe I have ever made “Well that’s not enough garlic” 2045138350
Reposted by MessiPizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 05/01/2025*discovery of potatoes* 1st person: What should we do with these? 2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING. 29843198
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Me at Target this morning waiting for my calculator to text me back to see if the buy one get one 25% off is a better deal than the 12pk of redbulls @samisspiraling.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma little boy wearing a red hat is sitting in the back seat of a car looking at a cell phoneALT: a little boy wearing a red hat is sitting in the back seat of a car looking at a cell phone 010
Reposted by MessiLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I regret to inform you it’s once again time to figure out dinner :( 76117072
Reposted by MessiMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 13/12/2024We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out! 1274318782639
Reposted by Messikingjames019.bsky.social @kingjames019.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Live look at me the last time my favorite team made me happy 111
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The wild robot broke me so beautifully & is one of the greatest movies I have ever seen in my entire life. [as a mom] 000
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 11/12/2024All this technology & I still can't buy a real Pokédexmedia.tenor.coma woman with a bandage on her forehead is asking what 's the pointALT: a woman with a bandage on her forehead is asking what 's the point 100
Messi @joshtucksmein.bsky.social · 07/12/2024@kingjames019.bsky.social found your Christmas present 010
Reposted by Messiturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 05/12/2024sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell 4016195607
