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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/04/2026

Playgrounds are the worst. Prepare to have a brigade of mothers taking shifts keeping an eye on you as you sit peacefully on a bench watching your daughter play.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/12/2025

Whelp, glad I moved my stop to profit before closing the charts last night. Was up $500 when I last looked at it… Tempted to tag the image as graphic content!

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 31/10/2025

Just a reminder for everyone going to grocery stores in the coming weeks: you didn’t see shit. EOT.

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Olga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

russian сrimеs against Ukrainians continue every single day. Do not get used to it. Do not look away. Do not stay silent.

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Iryna Voichuk @irynavoichuk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Russian troops are executing civilians in Pokrovsk.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 30/03/2025

Yet another example of the “peace” they want.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/02/2025

A level 1 enchantment spell that does thunder damage in a 5’ cone… that ought to do it!

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/02/2025

That's exactly why I could never get into D&D Beyond. We use Foundry at my tables because of the flexibility to add whatever you need wherever you need it, very quickly and easily. Not to mention it's a one time purchase. Of course, we play from 400 miles apart so YMMV!

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/02/2025

If you want to know about the Arcane Science behind this system, I strongly encourage you to check out the Spell Writing Guide: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4... It's a very fun read, especially if you enjoy learning obscure things!

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The Spell Writing Guide - The Gorilla Of Destiny | DriveThruRPG

The Spell Writing Guide is an in depth exploration and explanation of an algorithmic way to write spells in any magic system with set spell features. Included is the stylised Spell Writing Guide, the ...

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/02/2025

I slightly modified the #DND spell writing system by @gorillaofdestiny.bsky.social and built a little tool to supplement my non-existent art skills. You can mess around with it here: joshgold.me/tools/dnd-sp... Here are two variations of Phantasmal Force (one of my favorite spells):

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/02/2025

Whelp, looks like I'm defaulting to my Amex from now on.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/02/2025

That’s a sick paint job. Nicely done.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/02/2025

We ventured out to Costco this weekend. By far the busiest place we’ve been all year. Nugget did fantastically despite a ton of people actively trying to distract her. A friendly reminder to everyone: if you see a #ServiceDog in public, please don’t try to get their attention.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025

So glad Trump and his team remain focused on lowering the cost of living for everyday Americans, rather than pushing radical ideologies or anything like that.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025

Pete Hegseth: “The U.S. navy isn't prepared to face Russia’s navy” Ukraine (without a navy to speak of):

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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 12/12/2024

Kyiv Independent's new documentary, "Can You Hear Me? The Invisible Battles of Ukrainian Military Medics," shows the journey of a group of Ukrainian military medics from the heat of battle in war-torn Ukraine to the serene forests of Sweden for a short mental health retreat.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 05/02/2025

Just wondering how all those Gen Z protest voters are feeling right about now. I’ve never been able to fathom how anyone ever thought Trump gave two shits about the people of Gaza. (And no, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But once again the God King shows his voters what he actually thinks.)

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 03/02/2025

Grocery stores either disagree or are just taking advantage and jacking up prices. Or both. Probably both.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 03/02/2025

Everything is going swimmingly with grocery prices. Thanks MAGA folks, really appreciate it.

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Gen Michael Hayden @genmhayden.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 31/01/2025

Was just clearing out my folders when I found a screenshot of the time I'm pretty sure I gave #ChatGPT a stroke. What's amazing is that despite the incoherent ramblings of a mad mind, the script it wrote worked perfectly the first time. Go figure!

Screenshot of ChatGPT losing its mind and rambling incoherently.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 29/01/2025

This is what I see almost every day when I come downstairs for my lunch break. Dogs are the best.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 26/01/2025

Those #Trump policies really helpin out the little guy already, I see. joshgold.me/price-tracke...

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 23/01/2025

Exact problem I run into every time. Turns out it’s just easier to post bout dogs and home projects.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 22/01/2025

Thought I'd throw together a little price tracker for groceries. Let's see how well #trump keeps his promise of lowering grocery prices... I gotta say, so far I'm not impressed with the 15-20% price INCREASE.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 21/01/2025

How much does it smell like diapers and hard candy?

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/01/2025

Gods, Twitter today is an absolute cesspool of hate, racism, and basically any form of *-phobic content you can imagine.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/01/2025

And don't worry, she got plenty of praise and treats for her good work!

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/01/2025

Any interest in service dog content on @skylight.social ?

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/12/2024

I mean, if you haven't yet recreated The Timeless Art of Seduction and hung it in your apartment for Hannah, what are you even doing?

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 09/12/2024

Because *of course* a Boomer in Pennsylvania is going to fuck this all up for everyone. This is why you never go through Pennsylvania. #DenyDefendDepose

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/11/2024

Apparently there are people out there that think listening to an audiobook doesn't "count" as reading the book... what?? First, why does it matter how people choose to read? Second, why in the world would that not count? The only difference is audiobooks you can read while driving or showering.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 22/11/2024

Dear god, don't knock on doors that should never be opened!

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 21/11/2024

Yea, if something catastrophic happens we'll hit that $3.3k and get coverage. But we'd have had that coverage anyway on the old plan. Now, we'll just be throwing $10k/yr into the void and then pay out of pocket for every sick visit on top of that. Fantastic.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 21/11/2024

Gods, US health insurance is such a crock of shit. Our family plan was just "updated" to go from ~$25-$50 copays for pretty much everything, to no copays but a $3,300 annual deductible. So now we'll be paying some $800/mo for insurance that basically isn't going to do anything.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 18/11/2024

Wait... does that $32,843 include the 801 billionaires getting that as well since they are (presumably) paying taxes? I'd really rather everyone else get $32,842.08 and the billionaires get nothing back if I'm being honest ;-)

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 18/11/2024

End Point Self-Healing and Credential Chaff Oh, and mandatory 15-minute cybersecurity training videos with 20 question quizzes before each system command is processed!

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 18/11/2024

What my friends think I do all day: Sit at a glowing green terminal clacking away on my keyboard frenetically to keep Russian and Chinese hackers out of our electric grid. What I really did today: Stared at a 10,000 line spreadsheet for 8 hours updating the links to various internal documents.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 17/11/2024

Nugget was doing a real hard snooze in my lap last night. Service dog life is exhausting when your handler insists he knows better, even though he knows the nose is never wrong.

A sleeping mini-Schnauzer lying on a couch, showing teeth with a humorous expression, surrounded by colorful background elements. Cozy indoor setting.

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