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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/12/2025

Whelp, glad I moved my stop to profit before closing the charts last night. Was up $500 when I last looked at it… Tempted to tag the image as graphic content!

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/02/2025

A level 1 enchantment spell that does thunder damage in a 5’ cone… that ought to do it!

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/02/2025

I slightly modified the #DND spell writing system by @gorillaofdestiny.bsky.social and built a little tool to supplement my non-existent art skills. You can mess around with it here: joshgold.me/tools/dnd-sp... Here are two variations of Phantasmal Force (one of my favorite spells):

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/02/2025

We ventured out to Costco this weekend. By far the busiest place we’ve been all year. Nugget did fantastically despite a ton of people actively trying to distract her. A friendly reminder to everyone: if you see a #ServiceDog in public, please don’t try to get their attention.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025

So glad Trump and his team remain focused on lowering the cost of living for everyday Americans, rather than pushing radical ideologies or anything like that.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025

Pete Hegseth: “The U.S. navy isn't prepared to face Russia’s navy” Ukraine (without a navy to speak of):

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 05/02/2025

Just wondering how all those Gen Z protest voters are feeling right about now. I’ve never been able to fathom how anyone ever thought Trump gave two shits about the people of Gaza. (And no, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But once again the God King shows his voters what he actually thinks.)

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 03/02/2025

Grocery stores either disagree or are just taking advantage and jacking up prices. Or both. Probably both.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 03/02/2025

Everything is going swimmingly with grocery prices. Thanks MAGA folks, really appreciate it.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 31/01/2025

Was just clearing out my folders when I found a screenshot of the time I'm pretty sure I gave #ChatGPT a stroke. What's amazing is that despite the incoherent ramblings of a mad mind, the script it wrote worked perfectly the first time. Go figure!

Screenshot of ChatGPT losing its mind and rambling incoherently.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 29/01/2025

This is what I see almost every day when I come downstairs for my lunch break. Dogs are the best.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 26/01/2025

Those #Trump policies really helpin out the little guy already, I see. joshgold.me/price-tracke...

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 22/01/2025

Thought I'd throw together a little price tracker for groceries. Let's see how well #trump keeps his promise of lowering grocery prices... I gotta say, so far I'm not impressed with the 15-20% price INCREASE.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/01/2025

Any interest in service dog content on @skylight.social ?

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/12/2024

I mean, if you haven't yet recreated The Timeless Art of Seduction and hung it in your apartment for Hannah, what are you even doing?

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 17/11/2024

Nugget was doing a real hard snooze in my lap last night. Service dog life is exhausting when your handler insists he knows better, even though he knows the nose is never wrong.

A sleeping mini-Schnauzer lying on a couch, showing teeth with a humorous expression, surrounded by colorful background elements. Cozy indoor setting.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 10/02/2024

Nugget's first genuine cardiac alert. She noticed my heart rate starting to spike randomly and growled at me until I sat down in a safe place. She then followed through by laying on my chest to put pressure on my vagus nerve and licked my face to help relieve any associated anxiety. #servicedog

Nugget alerts to my sudden heart rate spike

Heart rate randomly jumps +20BPM and would have continued to climb another 30-50 without her intervention.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 25/12/2023

When you feel like you’re being watched, and turn around to see your cardiac alert loaf staring at you like this, you get to play the game “am I about to pass out or does she just love me?” (Answer: she is the goodest girl and just loves me. Dogs are the best.)

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/12/2023

One of the joys of #TTRPG is spending 15 minutes setting up an elaborate farce of a magic trick, forcing the other PCs into ridiculous acts (even though they know its BS but have no other option but to play along), simply for the payoff of a single punchline.

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/12/2023

Really, the only option for a first post on bsky is a dog picture. Nothing else will do. Nugget found herself being eaten by the couch and was somewhat alarmed...

Nugget, my Miniature Schnauzer, being eaten by the couch.

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