Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/12/2025Whelp, glad I moved my stop to profit before closing the charts last night. Was up $500 when I last looked at it… Tempted to tag the image as graphic content! 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 31/10/2025Just a reminder for everyone going to grocery stores in the coming weeks: you didn’t see shit. EOT. 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/10/2025It’s always DNS. www.theregister.com/2025/10/23/a...theregister.comA single DNS race condition brought AWS to its knees: Fault in DynamoDB system cascaded through AWS services, knocking major sites offline for hours 010
Reposted by Josh GoldOlga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025russian сrimеs against Ukrainians continue every single day. Do not get used to it. Do not look away. Do not stay silent. 211536
Reposted by Josh GoldIryna Voichuk @irynavoichuk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Russian troops are executing civilians in Pokrovsk. 27838
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/02/2025I slightly modified the #DND spell writing system by @gorillaofdestiny.bsky.social and built a little tool to supplement my non-existent art skills. You can mess around with it here: joshgold.me/tools/dnd-sp... Here are two variations of Phantasmal Force (one of my favorite spells): 4164
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/02/2025We ventured out to Costco this weekend. By far the busiest place we’ve been all year. Nugget did fantastically despite a ton of people actively trying to distract her. A friendly reminder to everyone: if you see a #ServiceDog in public, please don’t try to get their attention. 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025My 6-year-old daughter just called me “bruh”…media.tenor.coma meerkat from the lion king is standing in the dark and waving .ALT: a meerkat from the lion king is standing in the dark and waving . 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025So glad Trump and his team remain focused on lowering the cost of living for everyday Americans, rather than pushing radical ideologies or anything like that. 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025Pete Hegseth: “The U.S. navy isn't prepared to face Russia’s navy” Ukraine (without a navy to speak of): 044
Reposted by Josh GoldThe Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 12/12/2024Kyiv Independent's new documentary, "Can You Hear Me? The Invisible Battles of Ukrainian Military Medics," shows the journey of a group of Ukrainian military medics from the heat of battle in war-torn Ukraine to the serene forests of Sweden for a short mental health retreat.youtube.comThe invisible battles of Ukrainian military medics | DocumentaryYouTube video by Kyiv Independent 281047455
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 05/02/2025Just wondering how all those Gen Z protest voters are feeling right about now. I’ve never been able to fathom how anyone ever thought Trump gave two shits about the people of Gaza. (And no, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But once again the God King shows his voters what he actually thinks.) 010
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 03/02/2025Everything is going swimmingly with grocery prices. Thanks MAGA folks, really appreciate it. 000
Reposted by Josh GoldGen Michael Hayden @genmhayden.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order. 918124026669
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 31/01/2025Was just clearing out my folders when I found a screenshot of the time I'm pretty sure I gave #ChatGPT a stroke. What's amazing is that despite the incoherent ramblings of a mad mind, the script it wrote worked perfectly the first time. Go figure! 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 29/01/2025This is what I see almost every day when I come downstairs for my lunch break. Dogs are the best. 010
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 26/01/2025Those #Trump policies really helpin out the little guy already, I see. joshgold.me/price-tracke... 010
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 22/01/2025Thought I'd throw together a little price tracker for groceries. Let's see how well #trump keeps his promise of lowering grocery prices... I gotta say, so far I'm not impressed with the 15-20% price INCREASE. 131
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/01/2025Gods, Twitter today is an absolute cesspool of hate, racism, and basically any form of *-phobic content you can imagine. 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 09/12/2024Because *of course* a Boomer in Pennsylvania is going to fuck this all up for everyone. This is why you never go through Pennsylvania. #DenyDefendDepose 010
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/11/2024Apparently there are people out there that think listening to an audiobook doesn't "count" as reading the book... what?? First, why does it matter how people choose to read? Second, why in the world would that not count? The only difference is audiobooks you can read while driving or showering. 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 21/11/2024Gods, US health insurance is such a crock of shit. Our family plan was just "updated" to go from ~$25-$50 copays for pretty much everything, to no copays but a $3,300 annual deductible. So now we'll be paying some $800/mo for insurance that basically isn't going to do anything.media.tenor.coma stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor .ALT: a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor . 100
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 18/11/2024What my friends think I do all day: Sit at a glowing green terminal clacking away on my keyboard frenetically to keep Russian and Chinese hackers out of our electric grid. What I really did today: Stared at a 10,000 line spreadsheet for 8 hours updating the links to various internal documents.media.tenor.coma picture of a robot in the desert with the words monday mood above itALT: a picture of a robot in the desert with the words monday mood above it 010
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 17/11/2024Nugget was doing a real hard snooze in my lap last night. Service dog life is exhausting when your handler insists he knows better, even though he knows the nose is never wrong. 060
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/11/2024Alright, I'm not gonna lie... I love the ability to use your own domain as a handle here.media.tenor.coma bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his handsALT: a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands 010
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 12/11/2024Pretty much the only good thing about being an adult is having the freedom to decide on any given day that you’re just going to buy a pumpkin pie and make that your meals for the day. And nobody can tell you no. 020
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 11/11/2024Sitting at a red light in Lexington I saw a broccoli-haired teenage male get out of his Porsche(!) in front of me, run up to the Prius with Harris '24 stickers in front of him, and start yelling "MAGA! MAGA!" at the 60-something black lady who was minding her own business waiting for the light. 100
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 28/06/2024Ah, the Steam Summer Sale... that time of the year when I spend $50 on a bunch of deeply discounted games in vain hope that sometime in the next 12 months I'll miraculously have the free time to play even one of them. 000
Reposted by Josh GoldOlga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 15/06/2024More Ukrainian colors today 💙💛 www.etsy.com/shop/HappyJe... 2104
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/06/2024I’ve always understood the concept of the #disability tax, but it never felt as real as when trying to get my CARDIAC ALERT dog into Hawaii. Cost for my wife: airfare. Cost for me: airfare + $150 vet wellness certificate + $100 blood draw + $180 rabies test ($250 for expedited) + … 100
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 14/06/2024Hawaii’s state motto should just be “if you have a service dog, fuck you.” 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 10/02/2024Nugget's first genuine cardiac alert. She noticed my heart rate starting to spike randomly and growled at me until I sat down in a safe place. She then followed through by laying on my chest to put pressure on my vagus nerve and licked my face to help relieve any associated anxiety. #servicedog 100
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 26/12/2023Alright, I’ve only played a few minutes of it, but so far Marvel’s Midnight Suns is pretty fun. I’m enjoying the mix of deck building and tactical combat. 000
Reposted by Josh GoldTom Kindlon @tomkindlon.bsky.social · 25/12/2023 #LongCovid patients continue to experience significant symptoms at 12 months and factors associated with improvement: a prospective cohort study in France (PERSICOR) Free www.ijidonline.com/article/S120... #PwLC #postcovid 1/ 144
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 25/12/2023When you feel like you’re being watched, and turn around to see your cardiac alert loaf staring at you like this, you get to play the game “am I about to pass out or does she just love me?” (Answer: she is the goodest girl and just loves me. Dogs are the best.) 000
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/12/2023One of the joys of #TTRPG is spending 15 minutes setting up an elaborate farce of a magic trick, forcing the other PCs into ridiculous acts (even though they know its BS but have no other option but to play along), simply for the payoff of a single punchline. 161
Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/12/2023Really, the only option for a first post on bsky is a dog picture. Nothing else will do. Nugget found herself being eaten by the couch and was somewhat alarmed... 050