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Josh Gold

@joshgold.me
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Senior Cybersecurity Professional // Girl Dad // Dog Lover // Low Functioning ADHDer

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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/12/2025
Whelp, glad I moved my stop to profit before closing the charts last night. Was up $500 when I last looked at it… Tempted to tag the image as graphic content!
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 31/10/2025
Just a reminder for everyone going to grocery stores in the coming weeks: you didn’t see shit. EOT.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/10/2025
It’s always DNS. www.theregister.com/2025/10/23/a...
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A single DNS race condition brought AWS to its knees
: Fault in DynamoDB system cascaded through AWS services, knocking major sites offline for hours
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Olga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
russian сrimеs against Ukrainians continue every single day. Do not get used to it. Do not look away. Do not stay silent.
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Iryna Voichuk @irynavoichuk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Russian troops are executing civilians in Pokrovsk.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 19/02/2025
I slightly modified the #DND spell writing system by @gorillaofdestiny.bsky.social and built a little tool to supplement my non-existent art skills. You can mess around with it here: joshgold.me/tools/dnd-sp... Here are two variations of Phantasmal Force (one of my favorite spells):
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/02/2025
We ventured out to Costco this weekend. By far the busiest place we’ve been all year. Nugget did fantastically despite a ton of people actively trying to distract her. A friendly reminder to everyone: if you see a #ServiceDog in public, please don’t try to get their attention.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025
My 6-year-old daughter just called me “bruh”…
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a meerkat from the lion king is standing in the dark and waving .
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025
So glad Trump and his team remain focused on lowering the cost of living for everyday Americans, rather than pushing radical ideologies or anything like that.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/02/2025
Pete Hegseth: “The U.S. navy isn't prepared to face Russia’s navy” Ukraine (without a navy to speak of):
Russian ships destroyed by Ukraine
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 12/12/2024
Kyiv Independent's new documentary, "Can You Hear Me? The Invisible Battles of Ukrainian Military Medics," shows the journey of a group of Ukrainian military medics from the heat of battle in war-torn Ukraine to the serene forests of Sweden for a short mental health retreat.
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The invisible battles of Ukrainian military medics | Documentary
YouTube video by Kyiv Independent
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 05/02/2025
Just wondering how all those Gen Z protest voters are feeling right about now. I’ve never been able to fathom how anyone ever thought Trump gave two shits about the people of Gaza. (And no, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But once again the God King shows his voters what he actually thinks.)
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 03/02/2025
Everything is going swimmingly with grocery prices. Thanks MAGA folks, really appreciate it.
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Gen Michael Hayden @genmhayden.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 31/01/2025
Was just clearing out my folders when I found a screenshot of the time I'm pretty sure I gave #ChatGPT a stroke. What's amazing is that despite the incoherent ramblings of a mad mind, the script it wrote worked perfectly the first time. Go figure!
Screenshot of ChatGPT losing its mind and rambling incoherently.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 29/01/2025
This is what I see almost every day when I come downstairs for my lunch break. Dogs are the best.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 26/01/2025
Those #Trump policies really helpin out the little guy already, I see. joshgold.me/price-tracke...
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 22/01/2025
Thought I'd throw together a little price tracker for groceries. Let's see how well #trump keeps his promise of lowering grocery prices... I gotta say, so far I'm not impressed with the 15-20% price INCREASE.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/01/2025
Gods, Twitter today is an absolute cesspool of hate, racism, and basically any form of *-phobic content you can imagine.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 20/01/2025
Any interest in service dog content on @skylight.social ?
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 09/12/2024
Because *of course* a Boomer in Pennsylvania is going to fuck this all up for everyone. This is why you never go through Pennsylvania. #DenyDefendDepose
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/11/2024
Apparently there are people out there that think listening to an audiobook doesn't "count" as reading the book... what?? First, why does it matter how people choose to read? Second, why in the world would that not count? The only difference is audiobooks you can read while driving or showering.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 21/11/2024
Gods, US health insurance is such a crock of shit. Our family plan was just "updated" to go from ~$25-$50 copays for pretty much everything, to no copays but a $3,300 annual deductible. So now we'll be paying some $800/mo for insurance that basically isn't going to do anything.
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a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor .
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 18/11/2024
What my friends think I do all day: Sit at a glowing green terminal clacking away on my keyboard frenetically to keep Russian and Chinese hackers out of our electric grid. What I really did today: Stared at a 10,000 line spreadsheet for 8 hours updating the links to various internal documents.
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a picture of a robot in the desert with the words monday mood above it
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 17/11/2024
Nugget was doing a real hard snooze in my lap last night. Service dog life is exhausting when your handler insists he knows better, even though he knows the nose is never wrong.
A sleeping mini-Schnauzer lying on a couch, showing teeth with a humorous expression, surrounded by colorful background elements. Cozy indoor setting.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 16/11/2024
Alright, I'm not gonna lie... I love the ability to use your own domain as a handle here.
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a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 12/11/2024
Pretty much the only good thing about being an adult is having the freedom to decide on any given day that you’re just going to buy a pumpkin pie and make that your meals for the day. And nobody can tell you no.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 11/11/2024
Sitting at a red light in Lexington I saw a broccoli-haired teenage male get out of his Porsche(!) in front of me, run up to the Prius with Harris '24 stickers in front of him, and start yelling "MAGA! MAGA!" at the 60-something black lady who was minding her own business waiting for the light.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 28/06/2024
Ah, the Steam Summer Sale... that time of the year when I spend $50 on a bunch of deeply discounted games in vain hope that sometime in the next 12 months I'll miraculously have the free time to play even one of them.
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Olga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
More Ukrainian colors today 💙💛 www.etsy.com/shop/HappyJe...
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 15/06/2024
I’ve always understood the concept of the #disability tax, but it never felt as real as when trying to get my CARDIAC ALERT dog into Hawaii. Cost for my wife: airfare. Cost for me: airfare + $150 vet wellness certificate + $100 blood draw + $180 rabies test ($250 for expedited) + …
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 14/06/2024
Hawaii’s state motto should just be “if you have a service dog, fuck you.”
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 10/02/2024
Nugget's first genuine cardiac alert. She noticed my heart rate starting to spike randomly and growled at me until I sat down in a safe place. She then followed through by laying on my chest to put pressure on my vagus nerve and licked my face to help relieve any associated anxiety. #servicedog
Nugget alerts to my sudden heart rate spikeHeart rate randomly jumps +20BPM and would have continued to climb another 30-50 without her intervention.
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 26/12/2023
Alright, I’ve only played a few minutes of it, but so far Marvel’s Midnight Suns is pretty fun. I’m enjoying the mix of deck building and tactical combat.
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Tom Kindlon @tomkindlon.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
#LongCovid patients continue to experience significant symptoms at 12 months and factors associated with improvement: a prospective cohort study in France (PERSICOR) Free www.ijidonline.com/article/S120... #PwLC #postcovid 1/
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Long COVID patients tend to have persistent symptoms at 12-month
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At 12-month only 8.7% of Long COVID patients are in complete remission
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There is profound impact on daily life, work and daily activities
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SARS-CoV-2 antibodies prior to vaccination appears to be linked with better recovery
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Ageusia is associated with reduced chances of improvement at 12 months
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 25/12/2023
When you feel like you’re being watched, and turn around to see your cardiac alert loaf staring at you like this, you get to play the game “am I about to pass out or does she just love me?” (Answer: she is the goodest girl and just loves me. Dogs are the best.)
Nugget, the cardiac alert loaf
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/12/2023
One of the joys of #TTRPG is spending 15 minutes setting up an elaborate farce of a magic trick, forcing the other PCs into ridiculous acts (even though they know its BS but have no other option but to play along), simply for the payoff of a single punchline.
A samurai using a laptop
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Josh Gold @joshgold.me · 24/12/2023
Really, the only option for a first post on bsky is a dog picture. Nothing else will do. Nugget found herself being eaten by the couch and was somewhat alarmed...
Nugget, my Miniature Schnauzer, being eaten by the couch.
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