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@joshbelville.com
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joshbelville.com | Portland, OR. Author, occasional musician, sometimes actor. I play a lot of D&D, too. My first novel, re:human, is OUT NOW! books2read.com/rehuman

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jcb @joshbelville.com · 20h
EVERY menu in Firefox is rounded to hell now and it looks like shit.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 22h
PPB were shooting a man who was running away from them, by the fucking way. Did that man kill someone else earlier? Yes. Could the police let their fucking dog do his job and run after him instead of firing blindly like a bunch of dumbfucks? Also yes.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 23h
The new Firefox tabs are very border-radius: 50px;
the firefox tab is very rounded. it looks sort of like a big pill you might swallow.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 23h
Went to the office to celebrate a tenant's retirement and finally told people there that I had written a book. My boss bought one right then and there! I have done my hustling for the day.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 29/09/2026
Book book book book book read my book! books2read.com/b/rehuman
books2read.com
Available now at your favorite digital store!
re:human by Josh Belville
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/09/2026
My book is out! Please get it if you can and tell your friends and share this post and all that good stuff! joshbelville.substack.com/p/rehuman-is...
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RE:HUMAN IS OUT NOW!
get it get it get it get it get it get it
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/09/2026
Troubleshooting my router issues today has been an exhausting ordeal, but at least I learn things. Today I learned what a NAT loopback is (allows you to view websites hosted on your own network), and that my new router does not do that.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/09/2026
Book released, ad campaigns purchased, credit cards heavy with debt. Now I just sit back and wait for all the money and fame to roll in. Worked for Edgar Allan Poe, am I right? And I'm not even a drunk!
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/09/2026
Putting up a new Kalshi bet: How long before this guy wears the hoodie out in the open again. I give him a month
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/09/2026
My phone number on xfinity app, website, etc: correct My phone number on the appointment I scheduled for three hours from now and need to cancel: one digit off for SOME FUCKING REASON
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/09/2026
My book is out! Please get it if you can and tell your friends and share this post and all that good stuff! joshbelville.substack.com/p/rehuman-is...
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RE:HUMAN IS OUT NOW!
get it get it get it get it get it get it
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/09/2026
Just had the most annoying Best Buy day. Modem was crapping out on me, so I had to drive 30 min to the nearest BB to get a new one. But I bought a cable mode w/o router by accident and had to drive BACK to get it replaced. But all is well now, hopefully, I think.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 26/09/2026
I like when video games incorporate the 4th wall. Like when a character in the game says, "Probably a good idea to save before you head into this fight!" Even better when they add stuff like, "I don't know what that means, but you should do it!"
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 25/09/2026
The fact that the Echoes of Wisdom map is just the Link to the Past map but expanded outward in all directions just tickles the Zelda nerd in me. Oh, so we didn't meet the Gerudo in ALttP because they were just beyond the map. Great stuff
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 25/09/2026
Should you take a shit before, during, or after a job interview? Our experts weigh in.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 25/09/2026
I'm sad for this poor dog. It was his last day before retirement!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 23/09/2026
As a side note, Threads feels like simulated ADHD
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 23/09/2026
Bi Visibility Day? Aren't we all "bi visible"? (Have two eyes)
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"Radical" Russ Belville @radicalruss.com · 22/09/2026
We did it! Apologies for the shot on me rather than beautiful Lori Nelson Duckworth in her dress, but we had limitations. Shooting from the other side makes my big frame block her out entirely and I don't have the reach to place the camera in front. Trust me, she's beautiful. youtu.be/XCvaGzJD4bo
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The Wedding of Lori Duckworth & Russ Belville
YouTube video by The RadicalRuss Show
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 18/09/2026
RIP Duncan Sheik, your music video for "Barely Breathing" was on a promotional CD that came with an updated version of Windows 95. (Not the folder that had Weezer's "Buddy Holly" on it.) That song has been stuck in my head ever since.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 16/09/2026
walk up to the club like, what up, I got a big amount of money that I would like to donate to the Palestinian people variety.com/2026/music/n...
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Macklemore Donating $1 Million Salary from Ed Sheeran Tour to Support Palestine: ‘I Invite Robert Kraft to Match My Donation’
Macklemore announced plans to donate $1 million in net earnings from Ed Sheeran's tour to Palestinian support, and asked Robert Kraft to match.
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"Radical" Russ Belville @radicalruss.com · 16/09/2026
Anybody want to buy my mom's old 1989 Ford Bronco? OJ not included. www.facebook.com/share/1DBehM...
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Facebook
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 16/09/2026
Mike Johnson is the sniveliest little worm of a man. He probably thinks Hegseth is going to beat him up behind the 7-11 after school.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 16/09/2026
Borderline abusive partner rhetoric. "Come on baby, just give me another chance. I swear I won't declare war on Iran again! I promise!"
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 16/09/2026
More like Ed Shear-en the wool ... off his career-- no, more like Ed Careeren .. Ed Careereening off the side of a cliff. Come back to me later
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 15/09/2026
Yesterday I had to drop off a FedEx box to the Office Depot on MLK and when I got there there was a hubbub because somebody set a fire on the sidewalk next to the building. I swear there is an arsonist in this part of town!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 14/09/2026
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Impulsive Josh & The Tablet of Games
this is my new harry potter-style book. all the character are trans
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 14/09/2026
Whenever you move out of an apartment they're always like, "Hmm, it looks like you used the stovetop once? We ... never said you could do that. We're going to charge you $500 for cleanup."
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 13/09/2026
If the Bengals have a winning season this year I will know my dad had something to do with it. isubengals.com/news/2026/9/...
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Bengals Roll Past San Diego, 59-17 - Idaho State University Athletics
Gallery: (9-12-2026) Idaho State vs San Diego POCATELLO, Idaho — Idaho State football improved to 3-0 for the first time since 1995, overwhelming San Diego
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 12/09/2026
I have a Switch 2 now, and I christened it by playing Super Mario 64, as the gods intended.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 12/09/2026
I love getting something new for my apartment and then having a hissy fit because I haven't dusted the spot where I want to put the thing so now I either have to meticulously clean the spot or just put the new pristine thing in a prison of grime.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 11/09/2026
Social media is just cultural schizophrenia.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 11/09/2026
I have a hot take and it's that the reason why there is a loss of viewership is actually because the show sucks and isn't worth rewatching for the next season. I rewatched season one of Severance before season two, and it was worth it! But I didn't watch season two of Loki, because it wasn't.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 11/09/2026
The speed at which I ran to Instagram to verify this is real. To be fair, art therapy is a thing, and maybe Bush II is working on some unresolved war criminal feelings.
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 11/09/2026
On 9/11 I was 18 and sleeping in because I worked a late shift at the gas station. My dad woke me up by shouting down the stairs to my basement bedroom, "Wake up son, World War III is starting." He wasn't joking. I remember groggily thinking, "Oh shit, I'm going to be drafted."
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 09/09/2026
People are doing the "text behind the person/object" thing in videos and images again I just want to let them know that we already did that, it was neat, but text is supposed to be readable.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 08/09/2026
Time for another "Buy a new Nintendo console for three games" loop! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwyc...
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time First Gameplay Look Trailer
YouTube video by GameSpot
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jcb @joshbelville.com · 07/09/2026
The problem with life is that I just want chip. All I want is chip. But chip bad, they say. Can't have chip. But want chip. All day, want chip.
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