jcb @joshbelville.com · 12/09/2026Have you checked your name on the Oregon unclaimed property site? There are three John Belville's from Portland on there, one definitely from your old address on Sherman and two seem to be PO boxes or UPS store or something. All seem to be checks. unclaimed.oregon.gov/app/claim-se... 010
jcb @joshbelville.com · 06/09/2026I've been playing a lot of State of Decay 2 lately and I came across a place called Tartan Mart. This CLEARLY is a reference to Plaid Pantry in Portland, right? I know the devs are in Seattle, so it's gotta be. 010
jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/08/2026Somebody outside just now laughed very loudly and exactly like Nelson from The Simpsons. I approve. 000
jcb @joshbelville.com · 29/07/2026Whoa! Look at all these books! I'm getting more tomorrow. Giving some to family and friends and the rest are going into Little Libraries around town. (Also the bottom three are proofs, they don't count.) I also just noticed a god-damn typo flipping through the pages, this will NEVER END 110
jcb @joshbelville.com · 17/06/2026Only @techconnectify.bsky.social can get away with a 1hr+ video runtime and a thumbnail that says "It's a motor on a stick." 000
jcb @joshbelville.com · 31/05/2026It's cool as hell that I wrote a book and asked a guy to paint the book cover and then after he did and it turned out great, I asked him to mail it out to me and here it is. 110
jcb @joshbelville.com · 31/05/2026It's not destroyed! They're just celebrating its 100th birthday. The party was on the bridge! 010
jcb @joshbelville.com · 31/05/2026The last three pics are for the 1953 Buick convertible. I thought you'd like that one the most. 000
jcb @joshbelville.com · 31/05/2026This post is for my dad @jbelvl.bsky.social: Dad, Portland's Burnside bridge turned 100 this weekend and they closed down the bridge and had a party. They also had a bunch of old cars and I took pictures of them because I thought you'd like to see them. @jackiesue1947.bsky.social 210
jcb @joshbelville.com · 29/05/2026I'm trying out Threads for a bit and thought I'd let everyone here know that they have Reply Guys there too. 100
jcb @joshbelville.com · 13/04/2026Hi friends. I wrote a book called re:human and it's coming out this September. This is the cover art. Hand painted by Hudson Lockette. It's about a girl who was created by an AI thousands of years after humanity is eradicated. Good wholesome fun! Anyway I'm gonna try to market the shit out of it. 451
jcb @joshbelville.com · 17/01/2026cleaning up files on my PC and found this. what a lovely little moment 100
jcb @joshbelville.com · 16/01/2026i told my therapist last night that the shit going down in minneapolis feels like it's happening in a different country, because the US is so huge, and it's true; if LA is lisbon, minneapolis is roughly near krakow, poland. 000
jcb @joshbelville.com · 14/01/2026i thought they were specially equipped law enforcement vehicles or something. but they're just cars! break the windows! let's get ICE's insurance premiums through the roof 000
jcb @joshbelville.com · 14/01/2026i was looking up jacob tierney on wikipedia and i don't know why but i find it very amusing that at the end of his "personal life" paragraph it just says "tierney is gay" with not one but TWO citations to prove it. 110
jcb @joshbelville.com · 14/01/2026update: bruh. this might be the best chili i've made yet. i added diced jalapenos, so it's a lil spicy boy. also included frozen bell peppers and frozen chopped onions and i gotta say, not having to chop those things myself fuckin rules. the hell to fresh produce 100
jcb @joshbelville.com · 09/01/2026"hey you know how the stupid LIBTARD food pyramid goes from widest at the base to narrowest at the top, like how an actual pyramid words, due to physics? not THIS pyramid! we turned it upside down to be as confusing as possible! and then avocado is in the middle fighting for its fucking life" 111
jcb @joshbelville.com · 07/01/2026like look at this, it's cool as hell. sorry alt-taggers, my description won't do it justice. 000
jcb @joshbelville.com · 06/01/2026this is seriously wilding me out. this woman's RELEVANT PROJECT is a book cover that is NOT HERS 010
jcb @joshbelville.com · 01/01/2026The New Years Eve tradition continues: frozen pizza, sparkling cider, and video games. Be safe tonight and see you next year! 170
jcb @joshbelville.com · 31/12/2025Crock pot chili recipe attempt #2 from a recipe online. Now THIS is podracing I mean chili making. Key changes: - tomato sauce instead of stewed tomatoes - cocoa powder - brown sugar - sauteed onions The end result is pretty dang good. Probably could add a little more salt but I ain't gonna. 100
jcb @joshbelville.com · 28/12/2025I'm gonna get hate for this but I do think there are stupid questions. 110
jcb @joshbelville.com · 18/12/2025me: well, it took me a while but i finally have my finances in order! i'm feeling great and can't wait to start savi-- *duel of the fates plays* 110
jcb @joshbelville.com · 18/12/2025End result. A chunky beef soup I suppose. It's good though! I accidentally put too much red pepper flakes in it 100
jcb @joshbelville.com · 14/12/2025End result. It's not bad. Especially with sour cream and cheese. Stewed tomatoes is too big of tomato chunks. I keep being bamboozled by canned tomatoes. I thought they'd break up or something. Regardless, I will make a better chili. This is my quest. It is my destiny. 020
jcb @joshbelville.com · 13/12/2025today (after I get back from the gym) I am going to christen my new crockpot by making the chili recipe ("netta's dynamite chili") that is literally printed on one of the box flaps. my guess is that it will be inoffensive. like lowest common denominator chili. 100
jcb @joshbelville.com · 12/12/2025Epstein with Woody Allen, Epstein with Bill Clinton, Epstein with Donald Trump. This guy seems to always show up around sexual predators! Weird! 110
jcb @joshbelville.com · 15/01/2025If any big grocery stores need a new jingle for one specific item, I got you. 000