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@josephthebroseph.bsky.social
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nearly 20 years later and they're still copying each other. Insane they can't grow up and get over the beef. Smh
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ass confirms that poop will contain shit
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I thought it was a little weird in the new Mass Effect when Commander Shepard turned to the screen to thank MBS for his heroic contributions to human rights
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
did anyone ever actually watch George Lopez or was it just something you had to endure as a kid while you waited for Nick @ Nite to end and SpongeBob to come on in the morning
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
someday I'm going to do an experiment where I post "FUCK LITTLEBIGPLANET" to see how many followers I lose in 24 hours
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you can easily make it scary again by letting the monsters stick a finger in the barrel like bugs bunny
Tweet: "every horror game is scary until you have a shotgun"
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"you're beautiful" >cliche >boring >dry >meaningless "you're the second verse of 99 Problems" >unique >profound >interesting >shows how much you value them
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"bad case of the flu" implies that a good case of the flu exists
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hi everyone! I'm developing a brand for my masters and I'd really appreciate it if you could follow and share! It's a single-panel comic strip with a funny lil Goose as its mascot. Like! Comment! Subscribe! Share! www.instagram.com/goose_goes_g...
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brandunaware.bsky.social @brandunaware.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They created Zavok, realized the rest of the game was never going to hit that high, and just spent the rest of development messing around doing whatever. Once you got Zavok in there everything else is gravy, baby. You're playing with house money!
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
why did I think this was Chris Redfield for a sec
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They should make the Water Temple worse this time Fuck them kids
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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
JK Simmons when FR Simmons walks in
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
requiem gud
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[ryan drummond voice] "TAILS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
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Today in Tech History @techhistory.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
On this day in 2001, the first edit was made to Wikipedia.
An old snapshot of the Wikipedia main page.
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Sonic Retro @sonicretro.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
One of the best, and gone too soon. His work, and his memory, will live on. Rest In Peace, Nick.
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Sonic's 3D Ass (1996)
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DustinVG @dustinvg.com · 19/10/2025
Just wanted to tell everyone that @discord.com's support is useless and has never once helped me with anything
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I finally started to make a dent in Captain Toad and man I was missing out. I didn't really like the Captain Toad parts in 3D World that much so it's taking me by surprise just how good the standalone game is
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Sonic Racing CrossWorlds - review roundup IGN - 0/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" GSpot - 1/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" GInformer - 1/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" GRadar+ - 0/5 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" NLife - 2/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" VGC - 1/5 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT" MC score currently 7/100
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
You call Marilyn Manson music “Satanic” because you hear the screaming. I call it “shit” because it sucks. We are not the same.
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Will there be AI generated food
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Had a McDonald’s Snack Wrap imma be real I don’t get the hype
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
You know it’s kind of a shame what happened to CBR. Bar none one of the best sites in the comics sphere and then they got bought by a slop machine and now all they do is low-effort listicle nonsense like this.
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Switch prices are getting changed! After eight long years they're finally doing a price dro-
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Dear Nintendo, This letter is addressed to the person who designed the Zebra Bananza rehearsal. I just wanted to say one thing to them: Fuck you. Sincerely, Joseph
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Superman one week, Donkey Kong the next, and then Happy Gilmore right after. This July has been like heaven for me lol
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I hate how that nowadays when I say "I love Diddy" I have to clarify that I'm referring to the Donkey Kong character and not the PDF file
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Christopher Nolan hate is funny because it’s obvious his most voracious haters don’t have any real reason for hating him other than “he’s popular”
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I JUST GOT SPOILED FUCK
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hating Superman so much that he fucking cries like a little pathetic pissbaby. That’s my Lex.
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Do Looney Tunes fans argue about how Bugs Bunny being in medieval times in one cartoon and then in the present day in the next breaks the lore?
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
old samus comic (1/3)
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Lanterns sounds good but I think it would be better if instead of space it was set in New Jersey and instead of a grumpy California pilot named Hal it starred a goofy Italian waste management consultant named Tony
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
A mosquito bit me DIRECTLY ON MY PALM and it is the most fuckin annoying feeling lmao
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It’s hilarious how the Switch 2 is just casually breaking sales records while YouTube grifters are still desperate to convince you it’s a colossal failure
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
NEW DONKEY KONG MONTH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Is it just me or has anyone else’s Instagram for you page been overrun by AI Bigfoot/Yeti vlogs
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Seeing video game themed Lego sets at the store always throws me for a loop, like since when the fuck were there Animal Crossing sets
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Josh @geekcritique.org · 11/06/2025
A lesson to everyone who was drinking the Kool-aid, and more poignantly since we can actually get through to you, everyone *influenced* by what the Kool-aid drinkers had to say. Social media, and its relentless rewarding of bad faith criticism and performative negativity is not real life.
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
wow NintenDOOMED this is the next Wii U Nintendo is going out of business next year
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I felt physical pain watching this
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I just realized the next Direct is probably going to have Zelda casting news. Dear God.
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Man I really hope they update the Switch version of Minecraft to support the Joy-Con mouse. Never liked how Minecraft feels on a controller.
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
nobody: no one: Sega for some reason: "oh you already got the game on Switch 1? fuck you buy it again idiot LMAO"
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
They should remake Persona 5 without any of the Royal content
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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Why would I play Death Stranding when I can go for a walk outside and experience the gameplay irl
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