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Author of the webcomic Please Forgive Me!!! I try to be nice. He/Him gobolatula.com/pfm

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Samkalensky @samkalensky.com · 29/09/2026
Marquis Naberius - [Demon.] – (aka 'Cerebus') – Said to be the most valiant of Marquis, and the 6th general of the infernal armies, commanding between 19 to 29 legions. "Makes men cunning in arts & science, rhetoric & persuasion, can restore lost dignities & honours." samkalensky.com/products/mar...
Naberius sticker by SamKalensky (yo thats me!), The canine heads from left to right appear to resemble a Dobermann, a CockerSpaniel & a Neopolitan Mastiff (all very popular breeds.) he wears a respectable, fancy, military jacket with a high necked, ribboned collar, something is tucked under his arm (a big captains hat, perhaps? it was a bit difficult to interpret.) what appears to be a rapier blade is tucked behind him [regardless of specifics, his outfit is an ensemble befitting of his title.] he has the legs, talons and tail of a ravenpart of my dictionary infernal collection of stickers follow and support for many more! https://samkalensky.com/product-category/demonology/dictionary-infernal/detail shot on a flower placemat outside photo, its a rainy day[‘Cerbère’ as they where depicted in the 1863 illustrated edition of "Dictionnaire Infernal"]
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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 21h
every book i read, this fucking dog materializes on the page and explains the words i dont understand to me. i thought books were just like that but no apparently only i can see him
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 30/09/2026
is there a cool, hip alternative to goodreads
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Grail 🖼️ Commissions Open! @grailytoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't go to the graveyard on the night of the blood moon. He'll be waiting there... with his little pal... he's named Skullbert... Mods are asleep post scary necromancer! Oogity boogity!! #digitalart | #spookyseason | #skull | #fantasyart | #graildraws
Under the light of a blood-red crescent moon, a necromancer stands in a foggy graveyard. What can be seen under the hood of his cloak looks worn and cruel, with a blackened hand extending out to manipulate his skull familiar as it casts a spell.
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
found in a ditch on the way to the station digital painting
of iron bacteria underwater with conker leaves
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 29/09/2026
most van-lifers are a hardy sort, utilitarian in the consideration of their needs. few bother to dedicate space to a standalone dryer unit in their build, most just use a combo washer-dryer, or even forgo the dryer entirely and just *shudder* air dry...
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 29/09/2026
YOU'RE LISTENING TO [sfx: peal of thunder] YOUR NUMBER ONE STATION [sfx: volcano erupting] FOR ALLLLLL THE HITS [sfx: horse gallops, crowd cheering] LIVE SPORTS, [sfx: senator shouting] NEWS- AND YEAH, [sfx: wet splat] THE WEATHER LXXXIX.VII WICI "THE CONQUEST" #1 IN THE CAPITOL SINCE 4
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
ATTENTION PS 115:
SCHOOL CANCELED
TOMORROW
DUE TO
DEATH OF
PRINCIPAL
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The sole writing credit for A24's V/H/S: SCP is listed as "no copyright infringement intended all credit goes to the rightful owners ^_^ dm me for credit" (Source: tinyurl.com/5fed8wtx)
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Ollie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Virus
Digital painting of a dimly lit computer lab. All monitors are switched off except for one at the centre showing a small, blank window
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every post on a wedding forum: Is it tacky to write thank you notes with a ballpoint pen? 🥺 I already wrote them and I just found out about other pens 😣 Replies: Extremely tacky 🤮 If you don’t know about pens, you shouldn’t be getting married. I’m from the south. And I just have to laugh.
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 27/09/2026
taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell...
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 27/09/2026
less of a quote but more of a running bit that I loved: whenever master tang as the narrator reacted to what happened on screen as if it was a surprise to him
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 27/09/2026
the bullet-time cow sequence was the one thing I never liked. the cg looks like crap and the reference seemed played-out even in 2002
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 27/09/2026
Try my "nuts to your fist" style!
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 27/09/2026
Do you think whining was the signal?
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 27/09/2026
Right here in my hand.
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 27/09/2026
More games like Painscreek Killings and Infra, please. I wanna explore carefully crafted mundane spaces
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 27/09/2026
kung pow was formative for me.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was 4 years old the word “doody”, and sometimes”peepee”, was the funniest thing you could say but it’s not funny any more bc of feminism and Frankfurt school cultural Marxism infected our world with woke
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 26/09/2026
you'd never guess from interacting with me but I expend an enormous amount of mental energy every day trying to be less annoying
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 24/09/2026
imagining a tiny bird playing the sega saturn and smiling 😊
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 24/09/2026
I don't have an office job so it's not something I have to experience too often (thank god) but being forced to engage with AI-generated material as part of my job is so infuriating. This powerpoint wasn't important enough for you to make it yourself, why do I have to treat it like it matters?
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 24/09/2026
"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel" but there's giant bold letters floating over the water saying "Media offline" in 10 different languages
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Grail 🖼️ Commissions Open! @grailytoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hope everyone's week is going great! I wanted to share another previous commission for a friend's character, Fennel. #digitalart | #furry | #furryart | #commission | #commissionsopen | #graildraws
A creature with large paws and a shiny black latex spacesuit adjusts her sunglasses and flips a coin. She has periwinkle and pink curly hair, and seems very pleased with herself.
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can confirm Grail is inventive, generous, and most importantly willing to smack me with a rolled up newspaper when I act up and make the designs too busy
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 22/09/2026
Someone on the site asked so I'll say it here: the X-Files dialogue is from the season 1 episode "Ice." I went through a bunch of episodes looking for something that would fit what I was going for and ended up picking the first one I thought of when I first had the idea.
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 21/09/2026
Today's Please Forgive Me!!! is about the importance of not leaving any forensic traces when planting evidence in a serial killer's motel room. It's probably not an especially relevant lesson for most of you but maybe it'll come in handy. Anyway, hope you like it. goodbye, I love you,
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 21/09/2026
really sad to see life-man end
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Grail 🖼️ Commissions Open! @grailytoast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Artists! Quote with your fanart! #digitalart | #arttrain | #artsky | #berserk | #berserkfanart | #graildraws
Guts from Berserk is shown taking shelter from the rain under the boughs of a tree. His companion, Puck, is resting underneath a leaf while snuggling with his bestest pal, a Beherit named Becchi.Guts Berserk comes upon the sweet (and possibly awkward) reunion of the Skull Knight and Danan, Queen of the Elves, who grabs his head and gives him a big fat sloppy kiss. The Skull Knight blushes.A Simpsons edit showing Farnese (Mr. Burns) and her faithful companion, Serpico (Smithers).A holiday image showing the God Hand Slan decorating a baphomet like a Christmas tree and winking at the viewer. An incubus pops out of a present between its legs. Schnoz looks at the viewer from the corner.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste.
WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE.
ForeverMyPaste.com.
(ive been making my paste the whole time)
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Grail 🖼️ Commissions Open! @grailytoast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've finished the illustration that I started for this month's #VGenChallenge! The theme is "harvest." #digitalart | #vgencode | #vgen | #commissionsopen | #spookyseason | #witch | #graildraws
So many delicious crops are harvested in September. 


In a hurry, a young witch tries to use her wand to speed up the work, but gets a nasty surprise when a butternut squash decides that it would rather stay where it is.

A more literal description: a purple-haired witch is harvesting the crops in her garden, and while trying to harvest a butternut squash with her magic, she accidentally wakens it and it yells at her, making her exclaim both with her magic and a big old-fashioned screech. Her other vegetables go flying, and some also react to the situation.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 20/09/2026
guys I'm 38 years old and I'm starting to think I'm never gonna be president of the united states 😢
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 19/09/2026
to be fair, how many people really know how antiperspirant works? you just swipe it on and hope you don't stink no more. I think aluminum is involved somehow, but now that I'm typing that out it sounds absurd. I mean, aluminum! the metal???
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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Sometimes I wish I could get all my teeth replaced by small laser pointers so I could highlight things I'm about to eat, in case anyone's ever confused about that.
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 17/09/2026
(please do not expect it to be a big special twist because it has a special number, gob did that one time, I promise you we won't do it again)
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 17/09/2026
I spent all day yesterday and today working on a pair of scripts only to realize they could both be combined into a single shorter one. It's always a bummer when work is wasted but I think the final result is for the best. You'll be able to judge when pfm!!! 666 comes out.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Martin Scorsese says his next movie will explore a "Wonderful world both Punk and Steam-like in nature" "If it ain't about cogs, gears, pulleys and whistles, I don’t want to hear about it!" (Source: tinyurl.com/mrf4kjsf)
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 17/09/2026
building a conspiracy theory that my phone carrier tells actblue whenever I block them, I always get 3-5 messages asking (someone with a different first name than mine) for money, and as soon as I block one a new number steps in to take its place.
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 17/09/2026
Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic is about respecting the freedom of those you love to defy your expectations of them. No matter how close you are, your understanding of is merely a sliver of everything they are. Celebrate the multifaceted nature of humanity and your newly enriched understanding!
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 17/09/2026
you want a treat, check out the reese's sticks. wafer cookie with peanut butter filling, covered in chocolate. really good. like a big peanut buttery kit-kat.
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 17/09/2026
too many variants? don't you mean "innovations in candy tech?"
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 16/09/2026
truly a shame that a wonderful brand like reese's is chained to a chocolatier of hershey's caliber.
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 16/09/2026
does anyone actually play two-player pinball? even when playing with friends we always just took turns playing one-player games, competing for high scores, etc.
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 16/09/2026
really lays bare his entire joke-writing technique when he phones it in like that. more specifics!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Disney renaissance movies used to look different. They were planned to be printed on 35 mm film -- that's how they were first released. Modern editions skip that last step in the process. It was a highly developed, overlooked craft, as we explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/disneys-fi...
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