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Joanna Rial

@joriro.bsky.social
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London Blue Badge Tourist Guide. EastEndish, Spanish and now a bit Kentish. N.B…immediate BLOCK if you bring nonsense to my lovely Bluesky door⛔️☺️✌️

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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my God! I've gone down that rabbit hole now...and I'm left wondering if there's a direct correlation between "purchases premium ice cream" and "wines and spirits" and "gradually building home fitness set up".
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Costa Dorada ❤️
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seriously think you’re going to need to call an exorcist in at some point😳
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just let out a massive “squee”. How cunning of him to procure you. I think I can speak for your realm of readers - we can’t wait to see the adventures that he has in store for all of you. Thank you for taking in this magnificent orange.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg new cat just dropped www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The RNLI has said the abuse of volunteers in Portsmouth has forced it to close the lifeboat station there and stop operating since September 10. Nearby stations have been providing cover to the area instead. One of the UK's largest coastal cities without a lifeboat because of the far-right.
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The one in pink is filled with contempt and will plot your downfall.
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fabulous! Thanks for posting! Que maravilla. 😍
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This, simply this⬇️⬇️ thanks for the thread.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And live in an open cat sanctuary? With surplus goats? And have a fabulous library/study and kitchen. Fireplaces everywhere. Obvs. (Soz, I may be projecting my lottery win thoughts 🤔)
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picking on the RNLI and thinking you are the good guys is such a great example of what is presumably an irreversible brain rot, like if you opened up the bonnet on those heads it would be like when a peach has gone too mushy to be saved
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oi!!! Some of you people out there that follow me (for reasons unbeknownst to me but there you go) do a damned fine writer a favour…and yourselves when you open the pages… go on. Do it! Press those buttons whilst you’re doom-scrolling and sipping something nice. 👩🏼‍💻🍸
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The idea of Farage trapped in an eternal cycle of resigning & fighting by-elections against a bin like some shit Sisyphus is immensely appealing
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 03/09/2026
This is serious. If Reform blatantly, intentionally and knowingly broke election law, they should be held fully accountable. Liberal Democrats have asked the Police and the Electoral Commission to investigate.
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Soooooo many good vibes going Jim’s way. Come on you beautiful ginge, you’ve got this 💪🏼❤️😽💪🏼
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
😂😂😂😂😂 good point!
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel so seen. 🫣
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The wonders of day-drinking Spanish crisp white wine during a heatwave? You forget that you’ve pre-ordered books! Just got home to this lovely surprise. Thanks for the prompt delivery @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social …I was on the verge of buying it again over the weekend 😂😂😂🤭
A copy of Tom Cox’s latest book with a fabby cover of a hagstone and a wonderful woodcut bookmark of three frolicking hares
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Duran Duran @durandurancom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just one of the best people on this planet. ❤️
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
EVERY….SINGLE….YEAR!
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I shall bear this in mind and spread the word, I’ve started following you here and on Insta too so I will most defo keep tabs on your work, love it!
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So welcome and there’ll be more purchases to be made that link in with my job!! Can’t wait!! I’ve sent a link to my pal too! Thanks for being out there! ❤️🥳
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How gorgeous are these?! Can’t wait to wear them on my tours, the hill carvings especially on my Stonehenge/Wilts tours. Thanks so much for your speediness and bonus gifts @irishashyt.bsky.social ❤️ I’ll be sure to review when Etsy lets me! Well done @garius.bsky.social on the repost! Chuffed!
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if last of the mohicans was already too hard for you and you're an editor in chief i'm not sure whether that reflects worse on your baseline reading comprehension, the schools you went to as a child, or the current state of journalism overall. i don't actually know if you can blame ai for this one
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LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
To raise your spirits here’s a donkey 😹❤️
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ thank you!!!
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well, the last thing I expected during my bedtime doom scrolling was to buy three pairs of earrings!! What fabulous stuff you have😍 Darn that @garius.bsky.social and his reposting! *shakes fist angrily whilst looking forward to new earrings!
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Con artist scum ..." via We Demand UK"
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“Mysterious woke podcast booking illuminati”…that’s a whole podcast right there isn’t it?
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The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This tree was alive before London and England even existed Perhaps a Roman soldier out of their new town of Londinium set eyes on it The oldest tree in London +2000 years - The Totteridge Yew 🌲
Yew tree in a cemetery
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
😑😑😑😑
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Be still my beating heart 😍 Love this post!
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Isabelle Marie @isabellemarie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Women on ancient Roman farms were in charge of making wine, oil – and profits. Historians dismissed them as ‘housekeepers’. theconversation.com/women-on-anc...
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Women on ancient Roman farms were in charge of making wine, oil – and profits. Historians dismissed them as ‘housekeepers’
Many historians assumed ancient Roman farm women were housekeepers. A closer look suggests female managers oversaw wine production and other profitable processes.
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Olé! 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 Que orgullo! ❤️‍🔥
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But…..Olé!! For so many reasons, this feels good!!!
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I really really really should engage more in my dna’s history - and I think it’s because it’s often so gloriously bonkers that it makes me 😵‍💫🤯 . Thanks for this, I can feel a deep delve coming on. Classisic Garius Thread everyone ⬇️
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pretty sure Amanda’s been looking at my post its. ( I have short arms).
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An arrowhead made of #meteorite iron: around 1,500 BC, a meteorite struck #Estonia. A fragment of it arrived - presumably in the baggage of an amber trader - at what is now Lake Biel, #Switzerland. An arrowhead was then made there from the cosmic iron. From Mörigen, 900-800 BC. 📷️ me
A corroded metal arrowhead displayed upright on a thin stand. The triangular point is heavily weathered and rough, with two short side barbs extending from the base. Its surface shows a mottled texture of rust and mineral deposits, giving it an uneven, pitted appearance
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thanks for this post - what a beautiful quote, I’d better get the book then. RIP lovely Sam Neill, had a crush on him since Reilly, Ace of Spies. Beautiful on the inside too. This one is one of those gutting ones😔
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Farewell to the extraordinary Sam Neill. Among his brilliant highlights, we'll remember him for his wonderful social media updates about his farm and his many brilliantly-named animals. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAaK...
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Sam Neill's farm animals have celebrity names: The Graham Norton Show 2016 - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Do read the short story in this repost folks…it’ll make you do things like this. I peeked through my hagstone at the window, not realising next door’s cat was watching. And now I think he’s dialling 999 on me.
A hagstone - held in the light of my window so that I can peek through it, not realising I should be pointing it at next door’s garden.
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SURIEL @1simikiel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS TOO
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sound advice. It’s permission really. *starts plotting 🤔
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Joanna Rial @joriro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You’re going to be flooded with loving messages this morning. I shamelessly shall add to them. I actually bawled my eyes out yesterday for you guys and for a little beastie that I don’t know but there it is - I’m so so relieved - what a happy day. Thanks for keeping us posted and well done❤️
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win
A tote bag depicting the three lions of the England team crest but one is Henry’s Cat and one is Bagpuss
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