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Jordan (they/them)

@jordantrenholm.ca
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🎮 playing: Minesweeper 📻 listening: I'm In A Hurry (And Don't Know Why) 📖 reading: nothing at the moment

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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 26/09/2026
Why are pizza pockets so expensive now? Pizza pops are half the cost by weight. Dear McCain's pls fix.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 12/09/2026
You know there was this guy I liked who used to post on Bluesky, but left because their timeline was full of fetish content. Now I only think of him when I see drawings of fat anthropomorphic animal characters wearing diapers.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 28/06/2026
I love riding the bus so much. Where else is it socially acceptable to make faces at strangers' babies until they laugh?
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 08/05/2026
Turn it off and on again Discord.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 06/05/2026
Highly recommend this feed. Some people post a lot, some people post a little, this feed shows each user's latest post only so the people who post a lot don't overwhelm the ones who post a little in your feed.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 08/04/2026
I ate too much popcorn. help
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 28/03/2026
I know it's not the point of this post, but when I did grocery checkout, I was always confused by this sauce because it costs 3-4x of a decent sauce like Prego or the rapidly declining sauce brand that is Classico. Never bought it, never saw anyone buy it, why does this exist?
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 20/03/2026
Started today with a pain on my right side. That's gone, but now there's a pain on my left side. Hmmm.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 11/03/2026
It was nice and warm today. Closed the windows because it got chilly again, but my apartment still smells like the fresh air. I had a great nap. Blissful.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 12/01/2026
Watching The Pitt. It's kind of refreshing watching a show where the characters all look and act like human beings.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a corridor on the Enterprise. Two non series regular crew members are standing behind Spock in a bodyguard stance. (Tough guy bodyguard vibe, not Kevin Coster/Whitney Houston bodyguard vibe). Spock is wearing a dress uniform with extra flair, medals, and pins, a golden sash, and has a goatee. He's looking at Kirk, who seems a bit cocky and is wearing a glittery fancy gold sleeveless uniform. Closed caption reads, "Terror must be maintained or the empire is doomed."
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 31/12/2025
It's the finale! "Police are scrambling" or die. No AI headlines I swear to god.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 30/12/2025
People, if you don't vote for "Police are scrambling", what are we even doing here?
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James McCrea @jamesmccrea.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
ALT: a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 28/12/2025
Vote! It's your civic duty!
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 22/10/2025
Tron: Ares is a good movie. Loved the style and music of it all. The story is absurd but who cares. Was not expecting to like it, but 8/10.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Anyhow, it turns out that I now think 3 hours is a very reasonable and healthy amount of time to spend thinking about elections in any given quarter.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I think I've maybe spent 3 hours this fall thinking about this year's Calgary municipal election (about 1% as much as usual), which is almost certainly a direct consequence of various anxiety management activities I've been engaged in this year, which is at least mildly interesting to me.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 14/10/2025
Make baseball players fat again.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 24/09/2025
Sometimes I wonder what a social media site would be like if it was more than just the basic follow-people-you-like-and-argue-with-strangers model. Bluesky gives you tools to minimize the toxic parts of that, but it is still fundamentally that kind of site.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 17/07/2025
Nuther day, nuther divorce.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 13/06/2025
Putting it out there for posterity: The first major political party that advocates Canada joining the EU gets my vote, no questions asked.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 06/06/2025
Watched Section 31. Thought it was going to be awful and tired, but it wasn't. It's an action B-movie that happens to exist in the Star Trek universe. I liked the actors and never felt bored. Would I recommend it...? Sure, with caveats. You know what movie I saw that was 10x worse? Thunderbolts.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 03/06/2025
My shower drain clogged and I pulled about 2 large rats worth of hair from the shower drain today. Invest in a drain auger. It was so gross but so satisfying. Now the drain is flowing free for the first time since I moved in here.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 15/05/2025
My mind is so loud and full of distractions, but every once in a while I manage to finish a complete thought, and it feels like the voices all stop for a minute. Maybe I should get tested for ADHD lol.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Politicians sure do love the make housing more affordable without affecting house prices challenge (impossible)
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 13/05/2025
Watching the pageantry around the new pope, it's hard not to think that in a different life, all these people would be super into cosplay culture. It's all adults playing dress-up, and being obsessed with their special interest media (the bible), and getting into arguments about fandom (theology).
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 29/04/2025
A win is a win is a win.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
Man with a face painted white, and his eyes rolled back, begins to shriek. From Baraka, movie, 1992.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 16/04/2025
May TERF island be swallowed up by the ocean.
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 10/04/2025
Alright, 10 toes in for Carney, he's saying all the right things.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Mahmoud Khalil's new op-ed from detention— "Faced with a movement for divestment they couldn't crush, your trustees opted to set fire to the institution they're entrusted with…History will redeem us, while those who were content to wait on the sidelines will be forever remembered for their silence."
Excerpt of Mahmoud Khalil's new op-ed
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 03/04/2025
The fascist coalition uses "woke" to define itself, by excluding everyone they are not. The definition of woke changes constantly because the term exists to exclude everyone who isn't in the fascist coalition.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
Photo of Cory Booker in a black suit and tie
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It’s Trans Day of Visibility today, and we’re in an election campaign. I’ll definitely be watching to see who mentions trans folks’ rights and who doesn’t!
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Hend Amry @libyaliberty.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Putting mass grave in quotes is next level sinister.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 25/03/2025
That feeling when you wake up and it's all good news on your phone.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 24/03/2025
Someone I follow on here lost their mom a few weeks ago. I think about them fairly often and hope they are doing well. Watching them go through the loss, regrets, etc... I wish there was anything I could say to them that was appropriate to say to a stranger.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 22/03/2025
Severance is so good, it has me re-examining my life.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 05/03/2025
Bring back one canceled tv show (Avenue 5)
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a man in a blue shirt says just uh on the screen
Alt: Matt from Avenue 5 says "Just uh... Having snack attacks and shrieking."
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 05/03/2025
I love the feeling of having a mental breakdown, working on it for a few hours, then resolving the internal conflict and becoming unburdened by it. It's like being a hermit crab and finding a shell that fits you just a little bit better.
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Mary Grace Scary Face @emgeekay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Remember the good guys and give them the headlines. www.cbc.ca/news/world/m...
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Australian blood donor who saved millions of babies thanks to rare antibody dies at age 88 | CBC News
James Harrison, who according to the Australian Red Cross was the world's most prolific blood and plasma donor, has died at age 88.
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 27/02/2025
Bought a rotisserie chicken and am eating strips of it on sour onion potato chips. This is pretty great.
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Mary Grace Scary Face @emgeekay.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Boycott the 2028 Olympics. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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US threatens permanent visa bans on trans athletes based on sex markers
Exclusive: State department memo directs officers to bar those deemed to misrepresent birth sex on applications
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Hi-cheekbone @hi-cheekbone.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I want a painting like this
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 14/02/2025
Just found the perfect representation of my gender in this Britt Lower interview on Stephen Colbert.
youtube.com
Why Britt Lower Popped Her "Severance" Co-Star John Turturro Right In The Stomach
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I AM GOING LIVE ON TWITCH TONIGHT AT 7:00pmET TO SHOOT THE SHIT WITH MY HOMIES IN THE CHAT ✨💞 GOT QUESTIONS? WANT TO SEE HOW EASILY DISTRACTED I AM? LET’S HANG 💅 twitch.tv/rachel_gilmore
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Jordan (they/them) @jordantrenholm.ca · 11/02/2025
Death? I don't know her, I have bones up my ass. - @superbutterbuns.bsky.social
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