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Jordan Qato

@jordanqato.bsky.social
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Part time fact checker, full time ailurophile. My two cats speak perfect English, just not when anyone else is around.

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the1978.bsky.social @the1978.bsky.social · 21h
If you are not repulsed by Trump, I am repulsed by you.
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 17h
A little Sunday Jazz with Luna the Cat from Ipanema.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 15h
Pneumonic plague is the lung form of the disease caused by Yersinia pestis, the same bacterium behind the Black Death of the 14th Century. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Reports of a plague outbreak in Russia follow the death of a researcher
Several hospitals in the Irkutsk region have been shut down and up to 200 workers have been quarantined.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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enrich12 @enrich12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tucker Carlson suggesting it would be good if Hitler had won World War 2 (so that everyone in Europe would speak a “European language”) is so on point. Tucker Carlson is a Nazi.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The full transcript of Trump's Time Magazine interview. time.com/article/2026...
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just how many ways can J.D. run afoul of Pete's "No Beards" policy?
photo:  Usha and J.D. Vance
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm in my 60s, and factually, I have spent more time young than I have being old, so I'm kind of adjusting." - Valerie Bertinelli
(Cartoon of Donald Duck reading a newspaper article about protecting seniors.) 
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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE ELDERLY. AND REALIZE YOU ARE THE ELDERLY.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So glad I'm retired. I recognize all of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO8s...
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5 Corporate Rituals Gen X Refuses to Fake Anymore.
YouTube video by Dainan Bright
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worried he is.
*Star Wars character  Owen Lars, a moisture farmer on the remote desert planet Tatooine.)
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"I didn't vote for Amidala. She had a weird laugh and not much experience. Palpatine said he'd lower prices but now I'm about to lose my farm."

LOCAL FARMER IS WORRIED.
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semperloquatius.bsky.social @semperloquatius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (again) and hands the GOP senators' butts to them.
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tedgehring.bsky.social @tedgehring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tedderman1🦋 @twj75.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He wasn't kidding, he really is a shitty President.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woman frees a koala who had gotten tangled in a net: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I don't think you know that we have this stuff. So I'll give you a second to process it." - Eric Schmitt, R-Mo
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MR. SCHMITT (wearing a Yankees cap)

No one is a bigger Mets fan than me! I cheer every time they dribble down the field and score a touchdown!
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Uniongrl ☮️ 🌍🎵🌻🦋 @uniongrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How embarrassing that it was a woman (Amy) who knew that he was so misinformed that he confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks. Amy, my future Governor, was awesome! We know our sports in my State! What a sickening display of a petulant child. Please vote! 🗳️
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Ducati5 @ducati5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitthead.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found on Amazon. Angled connector Apple Watch band. Not really sure if I like it or not, but I'll give it a try for a few days.
Listed on Amazon.ca as "MXU Angled Connector Apple Watch Band, Y2K Skewed Design Sport Strap Compatible with Apple Watch"
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Kona Lowell @konalowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@deadder.bsky.social
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This officer handled a tense moment with pure professionalism and empathy, and the internet noticed. Definitely deserves a raise.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had to listen to this twice, but I think I get it.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dav Raye @davraye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's how this big government bureaucracy is going to keep millions of eligible voters from voting, nearly all because they have foreign or black sounding names. By the time they can prove they are citizens the election will be over. This is all very well planned, no accidents in US politics.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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DaughterOfDefiance @z-buck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really, really hate this timeline... Also, why the hell was this NOT reported on when it happened (Mar 2026)???
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dumb American.
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The current occupant desecrated it years ago.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Strait of Hormuz live traffic screenshot from a few minutes ago. Only one tanker has gone through the Strait today. hormuzstraitmonitor.com
Screen shot from https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My little girl Murphy. Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate!
My furry feline friend Murphy, who is named after Murphy Brown, and also after a fish you haven't heard of.
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Stevenof1 @stevenof1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just a Reminder...
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We wish Jane Smith all the worst in her future endeavours.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I'm not gonna be ignored, Don."
Natalie Harp hugging Trump from behind. Movie poster for FECAL ATTRACTION
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cartoon by BANX

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE

"JUST FOR FUN, LET'S GIVE IT TO OBAMA AGAIN"
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because we read the rest of the poem...
Political cartoon by Alfredo portraying a line of giant dominoes representing rights and freedoms. A group of people struggles to hold up the first and largest domino, labeled "Trans Rights" with the transgender pride flag. Subsequent dominoes lean in a chain, labeled "Gay Rights," "Women's Rights," "Free Speech," "Freedom of Religion," and "Literacy". Text at the bottom reads, "United we stand * Divided we fall".
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RecoveringXtian @recoveringxtian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I found it refreshing to catch a glimpse of his ugly carcass on the news but not hearing a single word he was saying. Almost like I hit the mute button as usual.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh to be a golden loving the warm breeze at sunset. Goodnight Blue Sky
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FIFA should demand their peace prize back. (Note the chyron)
Trump at the UN General Assembly today. Note the chyron. 

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BREAKING NEWS TRUMP TOUTS BEING A PEACEMAKER WHILE ASKING IF HE SHOULD ANNIHILATE IRAN
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The latest move from the 4-dementia chess player.
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TRUMP TV
White House to Launch 'TRUMP TV' at 7PM Monday - 2 Days After Press Ban 
(Two images. First shows trump, second is a screen shot from a broadcast by North Korean State Media)
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TL;DR: Judge Michael Luttig says Mike Johnson could replace the House Clerk with a temporary, loyalist clerk who would refuse to list newly elected Democratic members-elect, preventing them from participating in organizing the new House.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tragedy has been so knowable. This from seven years ago — and we’re still paying for so many Americans letting it happen.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.
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Sarah Connor watching you use Al for everything
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Playing the long game.
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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump was thinking of taking guitar lessons until he found out what this actually meant...
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finger A minor

(Image shows guitarist playing the A minor chord.)
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Breneke @breneke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Leopards . . . faces . . . etc.
Cartoon of a people impaled on sticks, one saying to the other 'I voted for him because I liked his impalement policy, but I never thought this would happen.'
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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