Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In the west wing straight sorkin it. And by it, haha well. Let’s just say. My potus 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Fireworks? Yeah man you’re 12,000 years behind 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’ve been experimenting with going back to putting the bar on the top of the J when writing my name. I ask you all to please be respectful and gentle with me in this time. Thank you. 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 06/10/2025*gulp* so is there a mr. Direction? The female magician I hired for my adult birthday party that no one else showed up to: did you just swallow the card? 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Ellie Goulding voice: So love me labubu L-l-love me labubu Touch me labubu T-t-touch me labubu 24 karat gooooold 011
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Is some snide and flippant joke about going swimming in the river, you deserve things that I cannot state directly. You deserve God’s mercy 010
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Including the FAA, installing puppet figures in key roles of government with zero experience, and your response when asked if you would visit the site in which it happened, a totally normal presidential duty for any incident, let alone one that happened IN THE CITY YOU NOW LIVE IN 110
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 31/01/2025If you’re the president of the United States, and 60+ innocent people just died in one of the worst airline accidents in decades, an incident which btw is fully up for discussion about your culpability in the matter because you spent the last 2 weeks gutting federal programs 110
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I know this is obviously preaching to the choir over here but it really cannot be overstated how much Trumps response to the airline crash is just. So evil. 110
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 27/01/2025That’s usually totally fine as long as you have a paddle 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 25/01/2025This is utterly insane if you’re being sincere 030
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Ever since Trump got sworn in gas pumps have been slower 010
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Asunder has got to be one of the top worst ways to be torn 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Accidentally buying caster oil instead of castor but it’s cool cuz now my staff is shiny af 010
Reposted by Discourse ElysiumWild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024When I finally buy a game that's been on my Steam wishlist for five years because it's 90% off 1042434
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 08/12/2024media.tenor.coma man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the cameraALT: a man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the camera 030
Reposted by Discourse Elysiummore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/10/2024big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on 561865
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 30/11/2024You’re telling me a squash nutted this butter? 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 07/09/2023They hate to see NJ winning don’t they folks 010
