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Discourse Elysium

@jordanmp4.bsky.social
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In the west wing straight sorkin it. And by it, haha well. Let’s just say. My potus
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fireworks? Yeah man you’re 12,000 years behind
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’ve been experimenting with going back to putting the bar on the top of the J when writing my name. I ask you all to please be respectful and gentle with me in this time. Thank you.
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
*gulp* so is there a mr. Direction? The female magician I hired for my adult birthday party that no one else showed up to: did you just swallow the card?
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Ellie Goulding voice: So love me labubu L-l-love me labubu Touch me labubu T-t-touch me labubu 24 karat gooooold
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I know this is obviously preaching to the choir over here but it really cannot be overstated how much Trumps response to the airline crash is just. So evil.
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ever since Trump got sworn in gas pumps have been slower
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Asunder has got to be one of the top worst ways to be torn
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Accidentally buying caster oil instead of castor but it’s cool cuz now my staff is shiny af
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I’m 🎶 dreaming 🎵 of a white Jesus
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Installing this in the center
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
When I finally buy a game that's been on my Steam wishlist for five years because it's 90% off
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
You’re telling me a squash nutted this butter?
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What a year it’s been for Green™️
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Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
I’m crying
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