Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In the west wing straight sorkin it. And by it, haha well. Let’s just say. My potus 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Fireworks? Yeah man you’re 12,000 years behind 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’ve been experimenting with going back to putting the bar on the top of the J when writing my name. I ask you all to please be respectful and gentle with me in this time. Thank you. 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 06/10/2025*gulp* so is there a mr. Direction? The female magician I hired for my adult birthday party that no one else showed up to: did you just swallow the card? 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Ellie Goulding voice: So love me labubu L-l-love me labubu Touch me labubu T-t-touch me labubu 24 karat gooooold 011
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I know this is obviously preaching to the choir over here but it really cannot be overstated how much Trumps response to the airline crash is just. So evil. 110
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Ever since Trump got sworn in gas pumps have been slower 010
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Asunder has got to be one of the top worst ways to be torn 000
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Accidentally buying caster oil instead of castor but it’s cool cuz now my staff is shiny af 010
Reposted by Discourse ElysiumWild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 18/12/2024When I finally buy a game that's been on my Steam wishlist for five years because it's 90% off 1042534
Reposted by Discourse Elysiummore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/10/2024big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on 562065
Discourse Elysium @jordanmp4.bsky.social · 30/11/2024You’re telling me a squash nutted this butter? 000