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Ehh sure. Drive in? Go nuts. I just can't imagine wanting my phone during a movie

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live posting through a theater showing 😭🤮

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Is it available streaming already?

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Fred I'm so happy you also are broken in the way I am in that I've never screenshotted a racing post so fast before

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 9h

She's mad at me because I won't let her eat the yarn

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[explaining to everyone who walks into the aisle] he's getting fucked by the sauce

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just like the 08 financial crash bumped the Xbox One and PS4 out a few years, I think it would be smart if they just kicked these consoles down the road a few years

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We gotta have you on Tran Girlismo to talk about this

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The pickle pizza is GOATed, I'm also a big buffalo seitan pizza lady

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They've never once let me down when I needed them

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 9h

I will pledge my life to Spak Bros pizza if they needed me to

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It's intentionally that way to try to differentiate it from TNG which still had a season or two to air

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 9h

I think DS9 is a better show tbh

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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

counterspell proxy (2024)

proxy of the MTG card counterspell based on the magician tarot card

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 10h

Yes, I bought a copy of 2009's Need For Speed Shift to prove a point about Project Motor Racing or whatever it's called

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 10h

Tran Girlismo is the number one automotive podcast for Achewood fans

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 11h

Well, Stella finally convinced me to get a harness for beep beep so we can try to take her outside with us

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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 11h

[DJ Atomika Voice] The Tesla Roadster is now roaming the streets of Paradise City. If you see it, take it out.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16h

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19h

POV: You’re about to play the longest and most complicated board game of your life.

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 13h

If we ever start doing video Tran Girlismo I will have to spend so much money on dumb bullshit to have behind me on camera

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 17h

Neither! It's just a little musical sting my wife made years ago

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 16/10/2026

I wish I was not too uncomfortable to sleep

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At least I'm hot

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Why am I ideating so bad" asks woman who's had a migraine for two days and the sun set before 7

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some of u bitches im afraid

a book titled "NOISY BABY ANIMALS" for children

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Solving mysteries with a doctor

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I waved to you as you were walking earlier

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Oh the traffic will be fine, I grew up in Houston and Austin

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As someone who is both trans and has been in terribly abusive relationships: I want to co-sign this post a thousand percent

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 16/10/2026

Oh fuck I forgot about LA gas prices when I turo'd a C8

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In galaxies of stars and systems, sprawling, endless, eternal, with no arbitrary formation or pattern, everyone has one constellation that will shine brightest. 🌌

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My medium naturals and tired eyes make me irresistible

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Having a very Pittsburgh as hell evening; aka listening to folk punk and my wife's brass band in schenley park

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I have taken 5 rizatriptain in the last 48 hours

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