iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trifecta of using Pokemon to be healthier - • Pokemon Go for daily walking • Pokemon Sleep for health sleep habits • Training in MMA to win the contested melee checks when getting new Pokemon cards

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In Fire Emblem, "Sniper" is the only class name to show up in every game. This implies the Indian "snipe" bird was hunted to extinction in every Fire Emblem world and every timeline.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Consider this way to evolve the Fire Emblem narrative trope meta - Protagonist with two fathers so one can die in the backstory and the other can die in the main story

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

More nonbinary people need to be parents specifically because I want to see a fresh evolved meta beyond "daddy issues" and "mommy issues" but entirely new issues

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someday they'll have the technology for dakimakura but they top, and then it'll be game over for some very particular bitches/fishes

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ughhh so jelly. They were just in seattle yesterday and i had to miss it

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oooh knowing this option exists is a gamechanger

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes, but the danger of this is that it makes it look like they put Jordan in a jar

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to identity as a Seattle puppy girl Seattle *GUPPY* girl on the other hand...

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think it speaks on the millennial experience that the "boring office job" was like a nightmare scenario growing up but now fuck. good insurance and enough money to pay bills is pretty pogger

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thanks!!! You knew just what to say 🥹 <3

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Gratz on the escape! As a Seattle girly, gosh the escape stories are tragically so big but such pivotal journeys

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thinking about how Ed Sheeren makes up 100% of the voice talent in the mainline Pokemon games (he sang credits in Scarlet/Violet). Oof *other than pikachu/eevee

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hear me out - handjob so sicknasty powerful it has impact frames

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Whaaaa thank you yes please would love to game together some time yessss miss you

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just correct. A merry fishmas to all

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh my gosh Kathleen thank you! You're like, so correct

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's my birthday. Legally you need to boost my ego

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I hope he uses his cock in the next Smash Bros. I've been wanting his kit to use that for a while

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Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson @catlinggun.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

All my games are half off this month! Yay! Buy Demon Blade Ultimate, the weirdest shonen battle anime TTRPG you've ever read probably.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Between Metroid Ravenous and the new Kirby being highlights, I think the lesson is that the best thing Nintendo has to offer is vore

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Okay but like, what if Sigmund Freud had like really hot parents

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If Eve was made from Adam's body, that'd make Edenshipping the earliest instance of selfcest

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Brad (Fudj) @fudj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

These dudes in Nintendo Directs are such chuds lol "Please talk to all the NPCs 🥺" "Please try playing at night 🥺" Take some initiative. BE A FUCKING ALPHA

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Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson @catlinggun.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I made Demon Blade Ultimate based on Horse Girl Infinity, the genius work of @jordandreamfish.bsky.social blind-snake-studio.itch.io/demon-blade-... It is a bonkers shonen anime inspired game wherein you live and die by creative use of exceedingly specific powers.

blind-snake-studio.itch.io

Demon Blade Ultimate by Blind Snake Studio

Take your fury in your hand and fight for your justice.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Cackling at this lab report for a check gage tool at work Me too, little guy, me too

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Not having money is fucking dehumanizing but also I don't count billionaires as people 🤷‍♀️

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Yet the billionaire pedophiles stripping human rights persist

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I need a picture book compiling your posts

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Learning math in a "how do you do fellow kids?" way 1v1 me bro 2ch grass :3 4tnite 5 nights at freddy's 6-7 Bestie u 8

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Right?! Or more activities that require open hands, like if you and an ally have a free hand each, you can pull off a "perfect dap" and restore inspiration/hero points

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

In high fantasy TTRPGs, hand count tends to show up soooo much for combat loadout (i.e, 1-handed and shield, dual wielding, two-handed weapons, etc). To me, this reveals a hidden design space of powers that are active while you're holding hands with someone.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hey Mario, what anti-depressants are you on? "LEX-A-PRO!" - my beloved

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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

What if we had both had digimon partners and they kissed? And then we kissed too? And maybe kiss the digimon? We're holding hands though. Sorry for being scandalous.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My Pride month contribution - Occasionally using the men's room because it's validating to be called "Miss, you're in the wrong bathroom"

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Bear @fabbybear.itch.io · 06/06/2026

Getting kicked out of the tadc movie for yelling them to rewind the Jax frotting scene

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Literally all they needed to do is open Femboy Hooters in major cities and I'd be a regular

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

important call to action - I would to own the viral big titty mawile that got scalped. Anything helps. Thank you, love you ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

You're a triple threat because you can sing, act, and dance. I'm a triple threat because I wield three katanas like Zoro One Piece. We are not the same

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