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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In Fire Emblem, "Sniper" is the only class name to show up in every game. This implies the Indian "snipe" bird was hunted to extinction in every Fire Emblem world and every timeline.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Consider this way to evolve the Fire Emblem narrative trope meta - Protagonist with two fathers so one can die in the backstory and the other can die in the main story

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

More nonbinary people need to be parents specifically because I want to see a fresh evolved meta beyond "daddy issues" and "mommy issues" but entirely new issues

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someday they'll have the technology for dakimakura but they top, and then it'll be game over for some very particular bitches/fishes

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to identity as a Seattle puppy girl Seattle *GUPPY* girl on the other hand...

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think it speaks on the millennial experience that the "boring office job" was like a nightmare scenario growing up but now fuck. good insurance and enough money to pay bills is pretty pogger

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thinking about how Ed Sheeren makes up 100% of the voice talent in the mainline Pokemon games (he sang credits in Scarlet/Violet). Oof *other than pikachu/eevee

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hear me out - handjob so sicknasty powerful it has impact frames

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's my birthday. Legally you need to boost my ego

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Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson @catlinggun.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

All my games are half off this month! Yay! Buy Demon Blade Ultimate, the weirdest shonen battle anime TTRPG you've ever read probably.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Between Metroid Ravenous and the new Kirby being highlights, I think the lesson is that the best thing Nintendo has to offer is vore

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Okay but like, what if Sigmund Freud had like really hot parents

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If Eve was made from Adam's body, that'd make Edenshipping the earliest instance of selfcest

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Brad (Fudj) @fudj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

These dudes in Nintendo Directs are such chuds lol "Please talk to all the NPCs 🥺" "Please try playing at night 🥺" Take some initiative. BE A FUCKING ALPHA

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Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson @catlinggun.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I made Demon Blade Ultimate based on Horse Girl Infinity, the genius work of @jordandreamfish.bsky.social blind-snake-studio.itch.io/demon-blade-... It is a bonkers shonen anime inspired game wherein you live and die by creative use of exceedingly specific powers.

blind-snake-studio.itch.io

Demon Blade Ultimate by Blind Snake Studio

Take your fury in your hand and fight for your justice.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Cackling at this lab report for a check gage tool at work Me too, little guy, me too

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Not having money is fucking dehumanizing but also I don't count billionaires as people 🤷‍♀️

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Yet the billionaire pedophiles stripping human rights persist

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Learning math in a "how do you do fellow kids?" way 1v1 me bro 2ch grass :3 4tnite 5 nights at freddy's 6-7 Bestie u 8

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

In high fantasy TTRPGs, hand count tends to show up soooo much for combat loadout (i.e, 1-handed and shield, dual wielding, two-handed weapons, etc). To me, this reveals a hidden design space of powers that are active while you're holding hands with someone.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Hey Mario, what anti-depressants are you on? "LEX-A-PRO!" - my beloved

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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

What if we had both had digimon partners and they kissed? And then we kissed too? And maybe kiss the digimon? We're holding hands though. Sorry for being scandalous.

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My Pride month contribution - Occasionally using the men's room because it's validating to be called "Miss, you're in the wrong bathroom"

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Bear @fabbybear.itch.io · 06/06/2026

Getting kicked out of the tadc movie for yelling them to rewind the Jax frotting scene

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Literally all they needed to do is open Femboy Hooters in major cities and I'd be a regular

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

important call to action - I would to own the viral big titty mawile that got scalped. Anything helps. Thank you, love you ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

You're a triple threat because you can sing, act, and dance. I'm a triple threat because I wield three katanas like Zoro One Piece. We are not the same

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

What if we named every animal like daddy long legs? Like, praying mantis? Nah, that's mommy knife hands Horse? Nah, that's zaddy cloppy toes Whale? Nah, that's uncle jumbo

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Craziest April of my life followed by today with having four times my car won't start. Ended with an old man I found on the road I spent three hours with telling me words that'll be with me forever: "I believe people should be horny, but be angels. Because otherwise what's the point?"

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Me after whiskey - "ughhh i have so much Asian glow" My beloved - "Asian glow to the polls"

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

A bit low and heartbroken rn. Super accepting compliments and nice words rn

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Okay I'm testing something here. Out of the MLP mane six, which pony is the most Jordan, and second most Jordan?

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

One of my new favorite things when seeing my partner with blahaj is to use the "The Room" voice and say, "Oh, hi shark"

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

DC Comics introduced the Absolute Universe as the villain Darkseid's overwhelming Omega beams forging a new alternate storyline with hope stripped from heroic origin stories Which is wild to have a canon superhero Omegaverse

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

So there are a few bikini baristas around here, but holy fuck if we had this but with either goths who hated you or femboys I would lose my ability to pay rent

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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 02/03/2026

Imagine your son died sucking his own dick at Normandy and 20 years later you're like "it's time to bomb the English"

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

"The pen is mightier than the sword" "Okay nerd", imaginary Jordan says as she twirls around her rad as fuck pensword

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

A new spot T4 Tea opened up, and wow I need to find queer people to bring on dates here

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Send this to someone who finds "new pronouns too confusing" to give them an aneurism

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

My lab's optimal environment is 68 F +/-1 degree, so it's wild how much of the time at work I'm thinking "6-7!" Or "Nice" as I monitor testing conditions

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Omg I feel like a celebrity. *I'm* the GM who uses google slides as my default VTT. "Amazing use of one's free will" is a great way to describe how I do things 🥹

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Under capitalism and climate disaster, ALL yuri is doomed yuri

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Jordan Dreamfish @jordandreamfish.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

We ordered some esfiha de carne (which are "beef pockets" on site/app) and they ran out, but this delivery is sending me. "Beef Pocket" is now my favorite term of endearment, like saying "awww I'm sorry, Beef Pocket"

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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Keep hearing devs say that they only use ai for "pre-concept art" There is no pre-concept art. There is concept art. That's where the idea starts. With the concept. You're using ai for concept art.

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