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I yelped and it dipped and then it came back and did it again and kind of kick flipped off my hip then it looked at me for a while from the other bench and looked like maybe it was gonna come back but went into a tree instead I don’t even have food

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 12h

just minding my own business, I see squirrel, I say “squirrel,” it stops what it’s doing, comes up and sniffs my toe, and then crawls up my leg wonder if it used to live with people?

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 12h

a squirrel decided I was friend and tried to crawl up into my lap twice I’m Snow White over here

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 14h

why is the bsky implementation of CWs… like that?

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 14h

[free name for robot girl] Hyasynth

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 14h

[wounds, bleeding, body horror] anyone else got a bunch of old razor cuts on their head that open up and start weeping blood when you’re stressed or just me

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 04/10/2026

watching an old MST3K episode on Pluto that has visible film artifacts on the movie they’re riffing, visible video artifacts from the original recording of the episode, and visible compression artifacts from digitization

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 04/10/2026

Iron Chef Italian is the Green Ranger Iron Chef

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

a bee landed on my thumb and it was noticeably damp 😫

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

@hannah prolly cuz my lens is greasy af

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

now where is that cantina?

the moon, making an early appearance at 1pm Central

below there is a rusted metal cone covered in greebles that looks very Star Wars but is actually the roof of some sort of agricultural silo that has been converted into a donut shack

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

[🎼 (maybe banjo?)] oh, don't go to the farm in sandals no, don't go near the barn in sandals oh, don't go to the farm no, don't go near the barn your feet will come to harm in sandals

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

anyway I guess their "spray a balloon down with foam and let it harden" construction method wasn't that revolutionary because I don't think anyone else built em like this IIRC it ended up getting real moldy by the end

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

the house talked to you (_in the 80s_) and the spa room had some sort of weird pod that may have been a tanning bed or may have been a hyperbaric chamber

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

as a terrible responsible adult I wouldn't let my kid sleep in there because I'm pretty sure I'd be too big to fit through the tunnel and what if they needed my help?

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

the kid bedroom was this big pillow-lined pod with serious egg vibes (both shape and color) that you accessed by crawling through a little tunnel, which I thought was the _coolest_

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

RE: tech.intersects.art/@roadside/11737… this place was so fuckin cool, it was a tragedy when they tore it down

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

why are all the best chefs into tax fraud?

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Terrible Maps :bot: @terriblemaps.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Average woomba levels across Australia

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

there's a bunch of news and local government crap that doesn't come over the bridge, at least I can read it now without fucking with actual Bluesky

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 03/10/2026

made an account on Blacksky recently (on cryptoanarchy.network because I'm real fuckin white) and it definitely recreates that Twitter feeling of being the weirdo in a room full of normal people discussing things you know nothing about

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 02/10/2026

@runtimeerror.cryptoanarchy.network I’m not saying the Juggalos are right about everything but ICP fuckin hates Kid Rock

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 02/10/2026

I like this comic because it depicts a universe where you can settle your disagreements with the almighty via a sword fight

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 02/10/2026

Kill Six Billion Demons killed a big one today

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 02/10/2026

I don't wanna go racing with Sonic or Crash Bandicoot or some shit tho, no mascots

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 02/10/2026

ideally we're looking for something like 90% Cruisin' USA and 10% Gran Turismo or 100% modernized grimdark F-Zero would work as well

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 02/10/2026

someone recommend me a nice dumb non-cartoony arcade-style racing game that runs on the #SteamDeck and costs less than $10 (or ideally $5) in the current sale?

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 02/10/2026

I swear the story about his cold, distant, classically trained father swooping in after he became successful to simultaneously validate him and suck all the joy out of his life is just like a novel I read, but I can't remember what it was called

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 02/10/2026

I read an article about Beck and his sad-ass Scientologist life and now I have "Where It's At" stuck in my head

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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Benjamin: I can’t come into work today because I’ve suddenly turned nefarious

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

like the slow pans over scales and claws and stuff in this trailer are really something eh

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

am I correct in thinking Monster Hunter is mostly for people who _really_ like monsters?

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

@Owlor Reddit is a toxic shithole and I look forward to it going the way of Digg as it continues to wall itself up from the rest of the web

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

wore myself out cooking dinner but on the bright side I have 4 hours to recover before I eat it

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

also the new vendor is "never change a subject line or start a new thread for any reason" email culture and ugggh

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

[LLM brainworms] like, there wasn’t even a reason to bring it up? even cocaine addicts can get through a regular conversation without talking about how much they love cocaine

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

[LLM brainworms] in a discussion with a new vendor me: …yeah, it seems like since you’re gonna be managing the cluster for us and you already have your own monitoring setup, we don’t need to install our Prometheus exporters there, we can drop it some engineer: well if you want you can always […]

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

decided to put my face back on

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

[allusion to botched execution, probably in poor taste] so should I start microdosing pentobarbital, or...?

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 01/10/2026

it's super cool and normal that my trackpad goes dead for 3 seconds after I plug the Thinkpad into power, yeah?

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 30/09/2026

listen, it says "do not use as baby wipe" on the canister of CaviWipes, it says _nothing_ about adults

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 30/09/2026

Dick Tracy has helpfully supplied enough information to allow me to identify the guy yelling at him in the graveyard as Walter "Blowtop" Jones, brother of the deceased Floyd "Flattop" Jones, Sr. weirdly, Walter more closely resembles his brother's wife than his brother, which initially made me […]

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 30/09/2026

@runtimeerror.cryptoanarchy.network whenever I actually pick the correct exit on that one I'm like "oh shit I got it wrong again - wait - no - did I do it right? - I did it!"

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jordan @jordan.sometimes.social · 30/09/2026

shit I do all the time: copy something with Ctrl+C, highlight a thing I wanna replace, and then twitch and hit Ctrl+C again before Ctrl+V and wipe out what was on the clipboard and replace the highlighted thing with itself

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