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Jordan Orelli

@jordan.orel.li
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platform engineer at Whatnot, game design MFA from DePaul orel.li

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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 19/09/2026
they mean people who grew up in working class households, and they’re using it in the modern colloquial sense not the marx sense. e.g. I am a college educated computer programmer with a masters degree but my parents didn’t go to college and my dad drove a bulldozer.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 18/09/2026
there is a reason why one of these is a regional food and the other is pizza
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 13/09/2026
my friend in college smoked American Spirits because “they’re addictive free” she said, pointing to a label on the box that read “additive free”
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 09/09/2026
it also provides a 100 point reputation bonus with frogs. wiki.cavesofqud.com/wiki/Amphibi...
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Amphibious
Amphibious (D) is a physical defect that affects the player's thirst. It also provides a 100 point reputation bonus with frogs, and an unlisted 100 point bonus with...
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 08/09/2026
if a restaurant takes walk-ins I always walk-in. The tables reserved for walk-ins are often the better, more visible tables anyway; restaurants don’t want to hold a visible table without a customer because it makes the space look unpopular. Just walk in. You’ll be fine.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 05/09/2026
i love “mutual admiration society”
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 31/08/2026
lemon thins … very good
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 31/08/2026
did you try the limited edition Apple Pie Kraft Mac & Cheese that was only available on Walmart dot com
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 27/08/2026
it’s getting better though, if you bought your galaxy on the Switch you can buy a pro-rated download pack to upgrade your galaxy to Switch 2
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 24/08/2026
the arepa place near me does this and it always cracks me up the way the top and bottom of the arepa are never the same size
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 20/08/2026
There are three styles of capital A: four rows tall sans-serif, three rows tall sans-serif, three rows tall with serif. Upside down V’s because they ran out of A’s, or did the model just get confused because the gap between the rows looks like the bar on the A? it’s very sus
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 16/08/2026
“weird astroturfed AI accounts hate it” is an honor
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 15/08/2026
isn't "the Jedi philosophy doesn't make sense" a major theme of many canon Star Wars stories?
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 14/08/2026
programmers, generally, but curtis yarvin especially
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 07/08/2026
ugghhh I’m so tired of hearing about AI. Welp, time to relax and watch this week’s episode of Silo.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 07/08/2026
a thing I noticed at my Chicago grocery store recently is that liver, ham hocks, and pork shoulder were suddenly on prominent display when they weren’t before
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 05/08/2026
ok so I have one of these and weirdly enough … it’s very beautifully typeset and printed
recipe for microwave stuffed shrimp from Litton’s Microwave Cooking for One & Two, Volume 10
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 31/07/2026
also AIPAC spent heavily against Biss and he won so the idea that Kat lost because of AIPAC is a stretch, it only makes sense if you think AIPAC means any Jewish person
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 26/07/2026
when I looked into my logs I found that Claude was walking the history of my QMK clone and for every commit, downloading the .zip of the entire repo for that point in time, and that's literally just "I put my QMK fork on my forgejo" which I bet is super duper common.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 24/07/2026
it would have a push your luck mechanic where you get more out of your clone as it gets older but since it’s older it gets stronger and more likely to fight back
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 24/07/2026
naneinf gdq run taught me anything is possible with economy so i take mr peanut for money, surely all that money buys you some mercenaries ir at least a tank. then jolly green giant for strength, chester is obviously a killer, and Little Caesar at least has a spear
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 21/07/2026
slide 65 say HDRP is supported
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 21/07/2026
movies are back because AI made the internet suck
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 19/07/2026
renew The Acolyte
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 17/07/2026
“I so conveniently have masks” from the other plague, I thought, as I left home to dodge the century poop at the supermarket
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 15/07/2026
what caliber is a ray gun
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 15/07/2026
gonna guess you live somewhere, oh I dunno, south of the 39th parallel, probably LA or San Diego
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 09/07/2026
explained how eater.com works to a gen z colleague today whose primary source of restaurant recommendations is google maps. They were surprised by the idea that the Eater writers are not paid by the restaurants. anyway the travel agent thing is true, hire my wife: www.timewelltraveled.co
timewelltraveled.co
Time Well Traveled | You Deserve a Vacation That You Didn't Have to Plan
Expertly curated travel planning services blending luxury and authenticity for seamless, personalized trips worldwide. Discover your perfect getaway now.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 09/07/2026
they’ll book stuff on your behalf and get the commission that would otherwise go to expedia. the upshot for you is they often have better rates and perks, and you’re more likely to get an upgrade. they generally won’t plan an itinerary for free. my wife: www.timewelltraveled.co
timewelltraveled.co
Time Well Traveled | You Deserve a Vacation That You Didn't Have to Plan
Expertly curated travel planning services blending luxury and authenticity for seamless, personalized trips worldwide. Discover your perfect getaway now.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 04/07/2026
if you meet the Buddha on the road, you best not miss
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 03/07/2026
years ago when I described a game as a “casual game” to my wife she just said “as opposed to, what … a Black Tie game?”
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 26/06/2026
maybe the real goose value was the friends we made along the way
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 22/06/2026
new bevy release is neat, bsn is a nice ergonomic improvement. Every time I fiddle with it over a weekend it’s better than the last time, and the showcase stuff in their discord has gotten so much more impressive over time.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 20/06/2026
my guy you’re in Chicago we grow good berries in the Midwest! buy them at the farmers market. Midwest berries are way better than the California and Mexico berries in the supermarkets. Stonefruit too. They require cool nights to develop the sugars, California and Mexico are too warm.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 20/06/2026
In order for it to be a deception it has to betray some inherent truth, but the presence of input latency means there is none. You could run at a ledge and press jump while your sprite is displayed on the ledge and the game might not receive it until a later frame when you’re past the ledge.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 20/06/2026
oh it’s worse than that, the LLMs are describing the “root cause” while an incident is ongoing and guess what, they’re often wrong
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 17/06/2026
whatever Toy Story 5 says will happen is what’s going to happen
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 16/06/2026
millennial aesthetics, boomer joke
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 15/06/2026
Dwight finds out and wants to tell Michael but for some reason has to uphold the illusion
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 15/06/2026
Cloudflare Workers?
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 15/06/2026
I would like to watch the episode where Michael is unknowingly talking to Jim believing it to be an AI
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 12/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/jord... I was gonna say “boosting bass and sucking exit ports” but chickened out
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 12/06/2026
is it a travel website? is it a pill for ned's plaque psoriasis? nobody knows
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 09/06/2026
genuinely I don’t understand people who argue that AI slop in software engineering is OK because that problem existed before. If something makes a problem worse, that thing is bad. The fact that the problem existed previously at a lesser magnitude does not absolve the thing that made it worse.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 08/06/2026
the game would become exactly that. e.g. mcdonald’s game www.molleindustria.org/mcdonalds/
molleindustria.org
The McDonald's Videogame
Making money in a corporation like McDonald's is not easy! Behind every burger there is a complex process you need to master: from pastures to the slaughterhouse, from restaurants to branding. You'll ...
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 07/06/2026
868-BACK has a difficulty modifier called “Vibe progging!” where it ignores which ability you want to use and picks a move at random from the set of valid moves. Incredible.
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Jordan Orelli @jordan.orel.li · 06/06/2026
boosting bass
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Pandemic 𓅃. Index @panaccindex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
thankful for the re-release which made this film watchable by modern audiences
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