Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Presentation is important. That's why I use a plate that I made in my preschool class when my father was stationed at Pearl in 82. Probably loaded with toxins we didn't know about then, but that just helps the flavor 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ok, dumbass, don't just dump what's left in the mixing bowl onto the last pancake. There might be a lesson here.... 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There might be hope for the future. I mean, not for the falcons, but for brunch. 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Maybe the falcons front office is fucking incompetent and maybe this pan didn't heat completely evenly 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hearing the sounds of defensive collapse from the living room. I'm not worried about that, I'm worried that I'm developing palsy when trying to deposit batter in the pan 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nope, I don't need to know about Cooper Rush, I need to do something about this pale color on the tester 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tester on. Hoping circular shaped are overrated. No, *you* use too much butter 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I love her dearly, but like all college students she is a bit nasty 130
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Inside you are two wolves, Florida dessert shop edition 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I feel like the duck is judging me for not providing belly scritches 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Ridiculous. True poasting heroes only do this with drinks 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I mean, sure. Fine. The evidence of us living in the dumbest timeline just keeps mounting 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Man, I'm a little pissed this place only has the small ones. 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Here's your yearly reminder that Jasper Sanks wasn't down. I'm getting older and my memories are fuzzy, but some things are preserved with absolute clarity. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social 130
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I can never get over how inhuman their eyes are. Window to the soul (or lack thereof) indeed 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Cleaning out some drawers and remembering the good ole days 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Ozmanthus (RIP) used to whisper secret plots to Gigi on how they were going to combine efforts to trip the humans when they were carrying food. 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Area dog thinks not only is it 5 o'clock somewhere, that somewhere is here so make with the fucking kibble you bastard 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Hmmm...something seems missing from this headline. Great job, AJC! 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Had to use some bougie cornmeal that came in a produce share but it still came out right. 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 31/12/2025And the bestest boy of 2025 has also been spotted. 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains. 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Inspired by my bees folding yesterday I had to make this happen for Claire. 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I, for one, am sick of getting fucked by the Republicans on the Public Service Commission who have voted to raise our bills SIX FUCKING TIMES 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I know we joke about the last good Republican, but the sentiment WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE WITH CHARITY FOR ALL is appallingly inverse to this current petty and cruel bitchass administration 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Obscured in this photo: the key fob for the Bronco that somehow had the panic button depressed. Investigators are working in shifts to solve the mystery. 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I'm not sure if dog whistles actually work, but the sound of a fridge door has a 100% success rate. 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 23/09/2025AI has ruined Google to the point they starting making the yellow pages again. 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I guess that's one way to update your yearly registration stickers 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I absolutely love this site and will never forsake it. Even when they announce a new directional university 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The 8k emergency vet bill last week wiped out a lot of my available finances, but there is always room in the budget to help refugees with @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social p.s. I done seent him fumble with my own eyes 090
