Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rick Jackson looks so smarmy and evil that if you watch the ads that he puts out on mute they look like attack ads against him 110
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why the FUCK does this planet fitness bathroom in a landlocked town smell like fish? How did they import this full on wharf scent? 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hmmmm.... Watch the falcons attempt to play NFL football or try to make pancakes for the first time in my life? 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Was that oregon DB injured by hitting Mestemaker in the dick? 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026ODU somehow had a turnover on back to back snaps without a score happening in between. I love this sport. 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026@itsfelder.bsky.social is it just me or do fsu's dbs look confused about what coverage they are running play to play? A lot of communication but not the good kind 110
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Man, Paul Johnson would love to be in this situation 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So glad @bransonreese.bsky.social was able to bring this fruition for me 011
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The real question is if Swanboy actually knows how much that would cost or just knows how much Noel is willing to pay. Either way, detailed and specific knowledge. 020
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Nice of google calendar FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME EVER to give me a reminder that tomorrow is my father's birthday. Considering he died in 2020 it will be difficult to use this information. 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I guess the Democrats didn't take a shot on goal until the 117th minute either 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Inside you are two wolves, Florida dessert shop edition 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Noel, don't fuck this up. I need to see you in a "Dad That Stepped Up" shirt 050
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Unlike some of the haters out there, I believe in you Noel; death by snu snu is still on the table. 1422
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Everybody keeps talking about the Noel Goes To Hooters arc, but I only remember the Noel Goes To Carrabba's arc 0551
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Would love to be a FIFA ref and have somebody curse at me in some language I don't know and just reply "must suck to suck, bro" 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Lionel Messi is an angle shooting low rent bitch 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I feel like the duck is judging me for not providing belly scritches 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Once again we have proved that Cape Verde is better than Saudi Arabia 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 15/06/2026People talk about draws and low scoring as knocks on soccer, but that was an absolute classic 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The conspiracy theories that would follow our big wet president being hit by lightning on live TV causing his diaper to explode would fix me 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026And there's number 7, sometimes you hate being right 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Sure, Germany looks like they might put up 7 goals, but Curacao just leveled. I love this game 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm not sure it's legal that Haiti has a brick house in goal 000
