Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Sounds like y'all need to take a vacation to the beautiful metropolis of Memphis. See the Bass Pro Pyramid and then relax over some BBQ spaghetti. 020
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As someone who gets up at 0200 for work this is a affront to me, personally 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just know he is gathering all the those foster kids to harvest their organs 001
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rick Jackson looks so smarmy and evil that if you watch the ads that he puts out on mute they look like attack ads against him 110
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why the FUCK does this planet fitness bathroom in a landlocked town smell like fish? How did they import this full on wharf scent? 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People are ignoring the horse loneliness epidemic 010
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rutgers is so bad the iPad died rather than have to display their name 080
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As a bonus, you can cook instead of watching your football team get beat by a team with a pudding brained credulous moron at qb 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Brunch has been achieved. For anyone who says they can't cook just go ahead and try. I guarantee the results are better than what the flacons trot out there every gameday 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Did you know that Hawai'i was teaching phonics then? My mother credits it with her reading comprehension finally clicking. She already had a master's degree at the time, but reading had always been a chore for her before she helped my sister and I learn phonics 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Presentation is important. That's why I use a plate that I made in my preschool class when my father was stationed at Pearl in 82. Probably loaded with toxins we didn't know about then, but that just helps the flavor 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ok, dumbass, don't just dump what's left in the mixing bowl onto the last pancake. There might be a lesson here.... 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There might be hope for the future. I mean, not for the falcons, but for brunch. 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Maybe the falcons front office is fucking incompetent and maybe this pan didn't heat completely evenly 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hearing the sounds of defensive collapse from the living room. I'm not worried about that, I'm worried that I'm developing palsy when trying to deposit batter in the pan 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nope, I don't need to know about Cooper Rush, I need to do something about this pale color on the tester 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tester on. Hoping circular shaped are overrated. No, *you* use too much butter 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So apparently you have to let the flour hydrate for about 10-15 minutes. Batter, they're just like us! (Predator clasp arm meme between batter and middle aged men on football Sundays) 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Judging by the state of this bottle I hope vanilla extract doesn't go bad 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hmmmm.... Watch the falcons attempt to play NFL football or try to make pancakes for the first time in my life? 100
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Was that oregon DB injured by hitting Mestemaker in the dick? 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026ODU somehow had a turnover on back to back snaps without a score happening in between. I love this sport. 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026@itsfelder.bsky.social is it just me or do fsu's dbs look confused about what coverage they are running play to play? A lot of communication but not the good kind 110
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Man, Paul Johnson would love to be in this situation 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So glad @bransonreese.bsky.social was able to bring this fruition for me 011
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Italy's coach out here looking like a character actor in a 70s movie set in New York. 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Like a true pervert I ended up having to watch on my phone 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The real question is if Swanboy actually knows how much that would cost or just knows how much Noel is willing to pay. Either way, detailed and specific knowledge. 020
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"Oh, I see, my client will be *most* disappointed" 020
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Literally what I had for dinner last night. One of those I'm home 3 hours late from work and don't feel like cooking let's see what's in the freezer meals. Absolutely slapped. 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Nice of google calendar FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME EVER to give me a reminder that tomorrow is my father's birthday. Considering he died in 2020 it will be difficult to use this information. 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I love her dearly, but like all college students she is a bit nasty 130
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I guess the Democrats didn't take a shot on goal until the 117th minute either 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Inside you are two wolves, Florida dessert shop edition 000
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Personally I use an aeropress because the time commitment is so low, the space used for storage is miniscule, and the cleanup is minimal 020
Jon Sequitur @jonsequitur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Noel, don't fuck this up. I need to see you in a "Dad That Stepped Up" shirt 050
