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Jon Sager

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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2026. The year is 2026.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh man. Yeah. Perfect four panel encapsulation of the reality.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was cool.
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Rick Hasen @rickhasen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ELB: “How Trump Can—and Cannot—Still Mess With the Midterms” electionlawblog.org/2026/how-trump-…
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "at this point you should just walk the fuck away"
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Knock knock knock Hello? Knock knock knock Hello? Knock knock knock Fucking woodpecker The worst knock knock joke
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Digital Amelia Bedelia is legit amazing characterization.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My eternal frustration with Wonder Woman is that it could be much more credible with only a few small changes. For example, if you give the plane a second set of wings, it's a lot more believable, due to bi invisibility.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Easy solution: don’t announce interim results.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Took me a moment but this is hilarious.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unmotivated Chicken Finger
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wisdom is wasted on the old.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a good’n
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Paying attention is the magic spell for relationships. Seriously.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cheerios. Official food of babies and old people.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I did a irl lol.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That last sentence. Such weakness. How about this… “I will use every tool I have to rein in this lawlessness “
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The most feared man in CO politics.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Still doesn’t get it. He lost the gov primary because he doesn’t get it.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
what does it all mean
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Spouse has hot flash “Menopause?” Spouse puts on hat “Peri the Menopause?”
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“Courageous is contagious” Absolutely perfect
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m wheezing smittenkitchen.com/2026/07/spag...
Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
SERVINGS: THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER 
TIME: 20 MINUTES
SOURCE: SMITTEN KITCHEN
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
when did humans stop needing to go to the bathroom
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Geese are Canadian spy drones.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Lake Michigan was an inside job.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Everyone on the right thinks “communism” means “stuff I was told to hate”.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This thread is what I imagine early BSky was like. Also I snorted at this one in a Qdoba.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My age.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Next on the Hallmark channel.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My man… threads are the best.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh man. That really is it isn’t it.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It is never the job of law enforcement to kill someone.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My feed is full of rocks!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
what disaster is happening today
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Such a good parallel.
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I could really use some insight from Popehat right now.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 22/06/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "you've really weaponized being a dumbass"
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Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Moab
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