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Jon Reeve

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Lo siento, soy inglés y estoy borracho.

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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, that was weirdly fun for an England game. Especially one we lost.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16/09/2026
The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February) gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...
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The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)
The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Before Sunday, I don't think I'd ever heard the extended overhaul mix of DJ Shadow's Organ Donor played in full on the radio. Now it's on again (both times on Six Music, almost inevitably). I guess there's an upside to being so old your favourite music has its 30th birthday.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's a dickhead, you say? It's weird how it's always the ones you most suspect.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It was absolutely telling that Justin Webb couldn't or wouldn't push back on 30p Lee's claim. Or when he said there are reports *every day* of women being raped in the UK by Afghani men, who are just "roaming around" looking for crimes to commit. Just a shocking failure of duty.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Protekt are wimmin and gurls latest: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Most people arrested during Henry Nowak protests had been reported for domestic abuse
Exclusive: Hampshire police data reveals 22 of 37 detained had been accused or convicted of intimate partner violence
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You have to admire Argentina's commitment to trying to win without an actual shot on target.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
IN THE FACE!
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina are going to be confused at having to start playing actual football.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So we're all back on the Argentina fix train, right?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The only positive about bonus football is knowing US TV is having to tell people this is perfectly normal and explain what happens next.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Post a video of you and your mates singing racist songs about getting sent off, you prick.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Infantino must be stopped. At all costs.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finished so soon?
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Now beginning to understand why they banned fans from bringing bottles with them.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am Ronaldo's utter sense of confusion.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Okay lads. This has been a lot of fun and all, but surely now it's time to sit deep and grind it out.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Meaningless international friendlies have always been England's forte.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember when we wanted Spain to beat France because that would make it 'easier' in the final?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've always said the third-place playoff/bronze final/whatever bollocks FIFA comes up with is the one we always wanted to win.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm genuinely wondering if the morons around me who celebrated England's goal (to go ahead in a World Cup semi-final , against Argentina) by singing a full rendition of 10 German bombers attracted enough bad karma to cost us the game.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I know it's hot, but I just saw a bloke walking around Waitrose with no top on. We used to be a proper country.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I wasn't playing. I wasn't watching at altitude. And I'm on the west coast of America so it's not even the middle of the night for me. I'm still fucking exhausted after that. Well done, lads. #England
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Seven years on from his time at #SaintsFC, I'm watching Kevin Danso play football live again. In a World Cup knockout game. It's fair to say that 2019 me did not see that coming.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England without Kane is nothing.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So having an actual right back is useful, you say?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm watching Mexico v Ecuador in a bar in downtown San Jose, where I'm one of about a dozen people not wearing Mexican colours, including the bar staff. At least I'm not wearing yellow.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh, Christ. I'd forgotten that FOX follows the football with classic bants between James Corden and Rio Ferdinand.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
After a tough sell of a Sunday, the World Cup really went all out to prove the Boomtown Rats wrong today.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ideally, Hakimi misses the decisive penalty. But I'll settle for him looking upset whatever happens.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Them: Tell me you're a parent without telling me you're a parent. Me: My Spotify DJ just segued from the opening song from The Lion King to Enter Sandman.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Alan 'The Oracle' Shearer's insight on a Paraguay substitution in injury time at the end of extra time: "You'd assume he takes a penalty then." Thanks. For. That.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This match feels so much more like a dead-rubber third group stage game than an actual knockout clash which will end with someone going home. #RSACAN
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This game needs some Cyle Larin. #RSACAN
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A Mexican wave after two minutes and 20 seconds must be some kind of record, right? It's not even been a bad start. #RSACAN
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yes! Jordan Henderson! Finally, some excitement.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Was the wild abandon of the Croatia game just a collective fever dream?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
As much as I'm worried by the prospect of facing Mexico in the Azteca, that feels far more appealing than meeting Portugal for the right to (probably) play Spain in the round of 16...
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Terrible quality but this is the clearest video I can find of Djed Spence refusing to shake Partey’s hand 🫡
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I still find it particularly confusing that Zico is playing for Egypt.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Not much Room for manoeuvre for dark horses Ecuador after that Curacao shutout, eh?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just sensational energy from the ref in delivering the VAR ruling that Almiron was being sent off for being a stupid twat. A star is born.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm at an official US "Soccer" watch party in LA for the Australia game. They still haven't put any sound on the TV yet, so this is the most detailed pre-match analysis we've had.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My five-year-old niece apparently just said that Olivier Giroud looks like an older version of me. She's clearly a very perceptive kid.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It takes three whole lines to get to the heart of this story about Tommy Twelve Names being detained at Heathrow. Shameless grifters gonna shamelessly grift.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I didn't realise Bluesky did targeted content. #SaintsFC
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
YES CYLE!
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Hey Bobby, what's the French for full-kit wanker?"
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The deal was what now?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
An extra hour of ITV filler content? What a treat!
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