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Jon Reeve

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Lo siento, soy inglés y estoy borracho.

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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sure she and Cristiano Ronaldo are both very happy in that world.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was going to ask if that universe is what used to be called Twitter? But then I realise she's not racist enough for the Nazi hellsite. That rosy world in which she's a genius must exist online somewhere though!
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"No one was questioning whether they were English." Apart from the openly racist predecessors of Reform, Restore and half the Tory party, who very clearly did.
In his early England days, he and fellow black player Mark Chamberlain were subjected to threats from racist groups. Barnes was abused by supporters of the far-right National Front on the plane back from South America in June 1984; with the group claiming that England had only won 1–0 against Brazil because Barnes' goal "didn't count". A 2002 Channel 4 poll saw Barnes' goal against Brazil ranked number 75 in the list of the 100 Greatest Sporting Moments.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
John Barnes kicking away a banana thrown on the pitch at him during a Merseyside derby.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's why we came to their rescue in the war. Maybe.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank god diesel's only two quid a litre, so we've still got something to drink.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I knew Brighton pubs were expensive, but how's anyone supposed to buy a round at those prices?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, that was weirdly fun for an England game. Especially one we lost.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Too busy thinking about how innocent the club is?
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16/09/2026
The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February) gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...
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The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)
The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Before Sunday, I don't think I'd ever heard the extended overhaul mix of DJ Shadow's Organ Donor played in full on the radio. Now it's on again (both times on Six Music, almost inevitably). I guess there's an upside to being so old your favourite music has its 30th birthday.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's a dickhead, you say? It's weird how it's always the ones you most suspect.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That's kids these days.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I saw someone on here the other day arranging where to meet outside the station and they said "the Costa side." The game's gone.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It was absolutely telling that Justin Webb couldn't or wouldn't push back on 30p Lee's claim. Or when he said there are reports *every day* of women being raped in the UK by Afghani men, who are just "roaming around" looking for crimes to commit. Just a shocking failure of duty.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Absolutely! Especially when they're bang on the money.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As a southerner AND a student, I found them far happier taking the piss out of me. But there was definitely a tacit acceptance that it was a shithole and everyone knew it. Although I feel like that's always been far more prevalent back home in Southampton - it's a shithole, but it's our shithole.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I went to uni in Stoke. Shortly after starting, I got on a bus outside the train station and asked to go to the city centre, only to be told "there isn't one." I soon learned that's because they're protective of the towns thing, but it spoke volumes. Still, the station was handy for getting away.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm afraid I think it's too old for me - there are two many words where the lines go in a direction that doesn't work in the type I used. Although I could always be very out of practice.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Protekt are wimmin and gurls latest: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Most people arrested during Henry Nowak protests had been reported for domestic abuse
Exclusive: Hampshire police data reveals 22 of 37 detained had been accused or convicted of intimate partner violence
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They were saying "boo-urns".
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You have to admire Argentina's commitment to trying to win without an actual shot on target.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
IN THE FACE!
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The other half is busy beating Cruyff at pool.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
De la Fuente can only dream of being able to bring on Dan Burn right now.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a hell of a time to score from your first shot.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina are going to be confused at having to start playing actual football.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You can't breathe that close to someone's foot. Clear as day.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So we're all back on the Argentina fix train, right?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The only positive about bonus football is knowing US TV is having to tell people this is perfectly normal and explain what happens next.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Post a video of you and your mates singing racist songs about getting sent off, you prick.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Funnily enough, that also works for our story of supporting Saints.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That's a funny way of spelling cunt, but sure.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Infantino must be stopped. At all costs.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I imagine you've finished the bottle by now!
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finished so soon?
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Now beginning to understand why they banned fans from bringing bottles with them.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Without an exact time stamp this is an impossible question to answer. Could literally be anyone on stage so far, including the two actual footballing geniuses.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am Ronaldo's utter sense of confusion.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bring Pickford on for Toney and play two goalkeepers.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Okay lads. This has been a lot of fun and all, but surely now it's time to sit deep and grind it out.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Meaningless international friendlies have always been England's forte.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember when we wanted Spain to beat France because that would make it 'easier' in the final?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Spain's powers are stronger than mine.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's got to the point where I don't even bother laughing anymore.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've always said the third-place playoff/bronze final/whatever bollocks FIFA comes up with is the one we always wanted to win.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's a particularly shit super power.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That didn't age well, did it?
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You're talking from the future, but after the first ball I'd have taken needing 15 from the last over with Weatherley on strike.
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Jon Reeve @jonrve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
But yeah, I had to say it.
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