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Got glasses a few months back from an online place, the frame broke when I was cleaning them the other day and there's a year's warranty on them so I emailed them. Their reply was: are you *sure* you didn't step on them?

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Andy Samberg The Lonely Island

ALT: Andy Samberg The Lonely Island

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 7h

"This module should take 45 minutes to complete." Did it in 6, mate.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This intro to an ITV horror series called Chiller scared the absolute piss out of me as a ten year old. youtu.be/tv4xE8ndHnw?...

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Intro Chiller

YouTube video by Solo Intros y música

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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not to sound like a "better in my day" type of person but a very very minor thing I do miss are the date stamps in the front of a library book.

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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.

Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name

Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "

Closeup of the text for the photo that says

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Enjoying the new (post reviews) ads for Digger that are basically saying "you won't know if it's a trainwreck unless you see it for yourself."

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Think I might get Silent Hill Townfall. All the clips I've seen have such authentic local looking vibes that it'll add to the scares.

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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Has there ever been a Doctor Who story about people substituting human capabilities with machine replacements that lack any genuine human feeling or emotion? If they did, remind me, was it good or bad?

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Think I'm just going to watch the new Ted Lasso through all the clips on various socials.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Resident bullshitter in work has actually busted out "my mate's uncle worked at Nintendo."

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September 30th/October 1st

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've not played it but I find the QTE/it plays itself complaint for Wolverine very odd. Like, I get the argument of why put it in if you can't fail it anyway, but you'd just be watching a cutscene then. At least this gives a semblance of interactivity during cool cinematic scenes.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting a coffee at the garage and halfway through my cup filling up a gust of wind blew it off the machine. Good start to the day.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

However if I saw this death animation once, I saw it a hundred times.

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner

promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thought that maybe I was a special little boy as my brand new Sertraline prescription wasn't really affecting me. Last night: WEIRD DREAMS SWEATY MESS FUCKING SHATTERED ALL DAY

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There are eleven films out in October I want to see, to varying degrees.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This has backfired on me as son now wants to watch Godzilla x Kong: Big Monkey Fight which is one of the least enjoyable films I've seen in the cinema.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Watching Godzilla Minus One with the boy, but with the English dub. They all sound like the Californians from that SNL sketch.

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Dramatic Shocked and Surprised Reactions

ALT: Dramatic Shocked and Surprised Reactions

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For a second there I thought my local cinema was showing Hope (the South Korean film) but it's actually a feature length(!!) episode of Hope Street (the dreadful daytime soap filmed 10 minutes from my house).

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why is the Indiana Jones game still so expensive everywhere?

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If my house goes on fire later it's just because my son is playing EAFC 27 on my launch PS4.

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Parents are in New Zealand at the minute on the Hobbiton tour. My dad is loving it, my mum could not care less.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My 9 games Row 1: Childhood Row 2: Back when I played online/started playing scary games. Row 3: Modern classics

A 3x3 grid of nine games and their cover art.

Sonic the hedgehog
Odd world Abe's Oddysee
FIFA 98
Call of Duty 4
Gears of War
Dead Space 2
Resident Evil 7
Celeste
God of War

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sister has been living in Australia for 10+ years but it still takes me back every time I talk to her and her accent continues to turn more and more Aussie.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Let's see if this new Resident Evil is as good as my boy, Paul WS.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At least eggs are cheap though.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That was a very impressive intro for this last series of Strictly.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's been an Oasis heavy week lads. Absolute peak 40 year old man stuff.

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thought while cooking dinner: there should be an action movie where the hero kills a henchman in the kitchen with a meat thermometer and then says "you're done."

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jonathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's so frustrating that I work better and more efficiently when I'm in a mild state of panic.

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