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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 33m
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From the simpsonsshitposting community on Reddit: A non-cervix shitposting trend! By gar, it's been a while!
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 33m
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 1h
my ass would of been excited if it was a box of Goosebumps books
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 5h
You ever hear about how Dianetics has remained a bestseller for 75 years? Yeah.
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 1h
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 1h
*glup shitto* of the year
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 1h
That so Raven
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vincent @papa.yaga.gay · 3h
i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo. they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
Production logo from The Matrix (1999), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: a Time Warner Entertainment Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: an AOL Time Warner Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Revolutions (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: A Time Warner Company."
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 1h
To see a billionaire get ruined by his own “line go up” hubris should be a defining moment of the century, destroying the mythos that billionaires are smarter and more worthy than the rest of is.
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 1h
compared to someone like Matt Cardona (that happily took the paycut) i doubt it...
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crazydmnd.bsky.social @crazydmnd.bsky.social · 2h
Bro Stardust Crusaders was hilarious, someone would comeback from taking a shit with 3 contusions and a concussion from being attacked and Joseph would say some shit like “oh my god man what took you so long you missed the breakfast buffet!”
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 3h
always wanted to use this classic
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 3h
A bunch of folks who have never had empathy for Palestinian deaths are quoted here en masse responding to an accurate, smart, and thought out statement. Same as if ever was. Zohran is great. His critics continue to relegate themselves into history's villain pile.
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 3h
shame that no one claimed the domain name before the chuds did
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 3h
its more of a genderswap like with what happened to Bowser but most chuds hate the idea of that
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 3h
"We shoved out the execs who greenlit Sinners, but don't worry, we're totally gonna make movies like Sinners."
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Mike McGranaghan @aisleseat.bsky.social · 3h
The AMC popcorn bucket and cup for CLAYFACE are insane.
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 3h
why does the trend use a incel slur, tho?
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 3h
i mean, the meaning of 'foid' should atleast get brought up
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 4h
been awhile since my back that bad
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Spongebob Faints Over Uraraka Ochaco
ALT: Spongebob Faints Over Uraraka Ochaco
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 4h
just finished Well Dweller yesterday btw. right by control resonant, it might be GOTY for me
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 4h
my stance with the one they had for resident evil is still stronge because theyre so good practical use for it compared to Street fighter, making you look like a goober
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 7h
how I arrived on bluesky
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 7h
i thought that Marvel was going to copy off of DC's homework because of the Absolute books but i guess im 100% wrong because they feel like there own thing
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 8h
ive never seen that before something's not right on Blueskys side
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 8h
reminds me of when i had neighbors that did the same thing it led to the cops being called more then once.
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 9h
i was wonder if im not the only one that noticed like, that smile fucking screams 'Busey'
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Gary Busey's Clown Reflection
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 18h
still weird know that the house in the movie was used for a Tales from the crypt episode afew years later
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 19h
reminding me that i got one Werewolf movie that should watch, since ive already seen 'Dog soldiers' and The Howling
Wes Craven's 'Cursed
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 19h
What a great guy. #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlam
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 21h
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 21h
its only 96% but im done done with Well Dweller, since clearing up the post game stuff was pretty quick and easy
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 22h
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Hannibal Buress on Eric Andre Show: Hahahahaha
ALT: Hannibal Buress on Eric Andre Show: Hahahahaha
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 22h
the bestiality stuff
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 22h
but have you seen the recent news about Tate?
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 22h
think they tried to get funding to make a anime www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqz...
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Dog Ningen Anime Test
YouTube video by DH Animations
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 23h
oh hey todays news was so bad that ive seen no one brought up the recent stuff about andrew tate some of it sounds like something either Justin Whang or Frankie fey would of made a video out of
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*me to the person wearing the DUDE WIPES shirt*
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought I couldn't get surprised by the impossibly stupid shit ai was responsible for just making up and passing it off as fact, but I just learned about Charity Nye, the daughter of Bill Nye that DOESN'T EXIST SHE'S NOT REAL www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Br7...
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Charity Nye Doesn't Exist
YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so, when are we going to see another rich piece of shit (or even the Elion's) try and buy Disney for a trillion dollars?
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fascist monopolization of US media, intent on ending what's left of democracy on behalf of billionaire mobsters, was finalized by a Democratic-appointed SCOTUS justice.
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Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan denied a last minute
effort to halt Paramount's merger with Warner Bros.
Discovery, a transaction that is scheduled to close on
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See more details here: deadline.com/2026/10/paramo..
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the most "we'll do everything but completely outlaw child marriage" energy ive seen from these motherfuckers
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
American Gods if it wasnt because of studio interference then it would of been Neil Gaiman being exposed as a piece of shit
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
both of the demo and a small section of 7 was pretty damn close
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God, that sucks for him. Difficult decisions? Goddamn. The poor guy.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did pat just cum on the spot what's going on here
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/10/2026
'That's the neat part, you don't' meme
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