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Jonny Biscuits

@jonnybiscuits.co.uk
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Mostly OUFC, video game and snack content. Once took a photo of Sonic the Hedgehog with Michael Duberry. He/him

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Secret Mode - Chained Together 2v2 Race OUT NOW! @wearesecretmode.com · 26/03/2026
They think the wait's over... it is now!   Zip up your tracksuit, grab your clipboard and check your perm in the dressing room mirror, because the nostalgic card-based football management game NUTMEG! is OUT NOW on Steam!
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Rosie @gingermoods.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
New Pod: The End of Season Award ceremony that everyone can attend. Find out who wins the Ciaron Brown Player of the Season award and our favourite Ole Romeny moment (just to bump the numbers up)
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
New Pod: The Oxblogger Awards 2025 We've donned our fancy outfits from designers like Matchwinner and Manor Leisure to come up with the Oxblogger Awards. Best player Champagne moment Signing Off-the-field moment Unsung hero Villain Plus, many tangents. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-nu8hc-... #oufc
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E21 - Oxblogger Awards 2025 - 'It didn't continue Brannagan's legend, it elevated it.'
Now the dust has settled on the season, it's time to don our fanciest clothes by designers like Matchwinner, Manor Leisure and Cabrini and hand out the Oxblogger Awards. Who was the Player of the Seas...
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George Greenwood @georgegreenwood.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Thirty-three professional football clubs are being investigated by HMRC amid claims that they exploited a tax scheme to wrongly claim more than £17 million in public money, The Times can reveal. www.thetimes.com/sport/footba...
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HMRC investigates 33 football clubs over tax exploit claims
The inquiry follows a Times investigation that revealed Premier League clubs received millions in public money meant to fund scientific innovation
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 26/05/2025
Read this. Football is good.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 26/05/2025
Glad to see VAR continues to prevent costly mistakes.
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Oxblogger Oxford United Survey 2025 Now we know who we'll face next season, it's time for your ratings and predictions in Oxblogger's #oufc end of season survey. forms.gle/VWRh7L1mZpzs...
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brinyh♾️f @brinyhoof.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Relive the day with this immersive episode of the award-winning* Oxblogger Podcast #oufc oxblogger.podbean.com/e/ep11-the-i... *fact-check pending
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Ep11 - The Immersive Promotion Special | The Oxblogger Podcast
Let us take you back to a magical time and a magical place. We're going deep into the play-off final from Oxford Parkway to the Green Man to the West end of Wembley stadium and all the way to the Cham...
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Craig @8bitcraig.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Football is unrivalled. For better or worse, nothing else comes close. Nothing.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 17/05/2025
Football, literally the winner. #FACup #CPFC #fuckmancityfuckguardiola
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 17/05/2025
The premier league seems to still be going. Is anybody even watching it by this point? Everything meaningful was decided weeks ago.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 16/05/2025
Yeah I'm not calling it that.
"Everton announce new home will be called Hill Dickinson Stadium"
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Jorge (he/him) @motoridersd.pug.ninja · 14/05/2025
An article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable", posted on Medium. There is a soft paywall asking you to sign in, covering most of the article.

Screenshot found on Mastodon https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/114497234942335666
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George @geosamfry.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Throwback 😅 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Alfie Doughty: Luton have 'no chance' of relegation says versatile wing-back
Luton Town have
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Si Debanks @sidebanks.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My little album has finally reached streaming services today. Gentle indie featuring synths, piano and guitars. Personal lyrics with occasional political bite. 👇🎧 hypeddit.com/sidebanks/li...
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Little Things by SideBanks
Little Things by SideBanks
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Match wrap | Swansea City 3 Oxford United 3 'We’ve become a team in which goals from open play are your girlfriend who goes to another school. Swansea was always about the fans; noisy, colourful, committed, full of hope and with a role to play' oxblogger.co.uk/2025/05/04/m... #oufc
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Match wrap | Swansea City 3 Oxford United 3
It started, as these things do, with a question. “What are we doing on the 3rd May?” May is a strange month in our house. Football has been such a presence for so long that it’s entirely norma…
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deacs.bsky.social @deacs.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
great to be with so many fellow yellows @oufcofficial.bsky.social in party mode at @swanseacityafc.bsky.social , great hosts too. my charity swim is now over. Thanks to all who have already helped. please contribute to #oufc #Ouitc community charity
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 03/05/2025
Was going to have a couple of quiet drinks and Swansea turned me into a 2am party monster. Found some #swans fans singing about Cardiff being relegated and joined in. Introduced myself as an Oxford fan... Instant offers of drinks from all of them. Great night, sun's out, it's a good day to be #OUFC
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Like Oxford United? Like reading about Oxford United? Like reading fans' writing about Oxford United? The Oxblogger Newsletter - Issue 5 is out now Read. Download. Subscribe. Write. oxblogger.substack.com/p/issue-5-ox... #oufc
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Issue 5 - Oxblogger Newsletter
The problem with the Oxford Mail, hypothermia during the Glory Years, the language of football, banging tunes and Mad Dog.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 28/04/2025
So, what... are we supposed to just ignore the small, back-flipping child in the background being shot by a sniper? #OUFC
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 28/04/2025
Amazing work from a top #OUFC fan. Graham swam 1km per point we needed for survival this season. He actually ended up amassing 62km! Pls sponsor Graham and share on other platforms.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 27/04/2025
SNOOKER
The crucible theatre, Sheffield
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Match wrap | Oxford United 2 Sunderland 0 'The last few minutes induced a peculiar feeling; objectively we were in control and comfortable. It was like Wembley, the performance was more complete than we allowed ourselves to believe.' oxblogger.co.uk/2025/04/27/m... #oufc
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Match wrap | Oxford United 2 Sunderland 0
On Friday we enjoyed an impromptu drink with friends. After exchanging news and informing one of our number that the Pope had died (her response: ‘Fuck off, when?’), we eased the gnarly…
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Dale Ventham @daleoufc89.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Huge congratulations to Gary Rowett and the players for keeping us in the division. But also a massive thanks to Des Buckingham for getting us here and giving us some amazing memories at the start of the season. #oufc
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deacs.bsky.social @deacs.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
After a short break, back at it today and 100 lengths (2.5km) pushes me beyond my 60km target at 61.25km for @oufcofficial.bsky.social charity #ouitc, please sponsor my swim & Let’s all get behind the boys tomorrow and support their own push to get over 50 #oufc www.justgiving.com/page/graham-...
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Bluesky
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 25/04/2025
Now THIS is the kind of news story I can get behind.
Guardian article screen grab. There's a picture of the Bayeux Tapestry above the headline: Historians dispute Bayeux Tapestry penis tally after lengthy debate. The headline is followed by the lede, which reads: Two Bayeux scholars at loggerheads over whether dangling shape depicts dagger or the embroidery's 94th phallus.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 23/04/2025
...in which I am directly compared with Zinedine Zidane.
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Match wrap | Cardiff City 1 Oxford United 1 ‘In a pocket of quiet and calm, Brannagan stood with Goodrham. If the apprentice has learnt the ugly stuff, he’s about to learn what it means to lead. “It’s too straight, I’m just going to hit it.” oxblogger.co.uk/2025/04/22/m... #oufc
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Match wrap | Cardiff City 1 Oxford United 1
Tomorrow marks the 20th anniversary of Real Madrid’s La Liga game against Villareal. Madrid won 2-1; which is unremarkable apart from the spotlight it shone on Zinedine Zidane’s genius.…
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 21/04/2025
Preston in freefall though 🤔 #OUFC
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 21/04/2025
Thank god for Cam because that was very nearly the worst possible day it could have been. As it is, it's still pretty terrible. #OUFC
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 19/04/2025
I doubt anybody's got a gayer left arm than me right now.
A rainbow watch strap and a can of tutti fritti Fanta.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 19/04/2025
RUBBISH!
Score of 48/108 for Oxblogger's Huge Milk Cup Final Quiz.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 19/04/2025
Ironically, the most noise they've made all weekend is in reply to this post.
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 19/04/2025
Leeds were the top 3 quietest away fans all season. And given that they've spent more in agents' fees this year than our entire squad is worth, it's a bit embarrassing that they were time-wasting from about 60 minutes. #OUFC
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Match wrap | Oxford United 0 Leeds United 1 'This was Oxford v Leeds as produced by ChatGPT. They attacked with efficiency, we defended courageously. It's just that our best isn't as good as their average.' oxblogger.co.uk/2025/04/19/m... #oufc
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Match wrap | Oxford United 0 Leeds United 1
I recently read that the human brain is so complicated the human brain doesn’t have the capacity to understand it. And, if it were simple enough understand, our reduced capacity would mean we still…
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It's Milk Cup Final 1986 Weekend (yes, that's a thing). To kick-off the celebrations, for this weekend only, you can buy a signed copy of The Glory Years - The Rise of Oxford United in the 1980s from here: oxblogger.bigcartel.com/product/the-... #oufc
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The Glory Years - Signed!
To celebrate Milk Cup Final weekend, I'm offering an exclusive opportunity to get a signed copy of The Glory Years, the definitive story of...
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A Guide to Being a Modern Football Supporter - Jonny Biscuits 'Over the coming months and years, we'll help you navigate this baffling world of traditions and rituals and give you the tools you need to establish yourself as a noteworthy supporter.' oxblogger.substack.com/p/the-guide-... #oufc
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The guide to being a modern football supporter
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deacs.bsky.social @deacs.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
it’s amazing when you have some support and people believe in you …. today I got to 56.5Km in my sponsored swim for #oufc community charity #ouitc please sponsor me towards the new target of 60Km and help the charity give back 💛💙 www.justgiving.com/page/graham-...
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Graham's fundraiser for Oxford United in the Community
Help Graham Deacon raise money to support Oxford United in the Community
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The Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 15/04/2025
A beautiful and touching email from the club. PK wishing me a happy birthday and Benson trying to flog me some merch, so heartfelt 🥲 #OUFC
A photo of Peter Kioso and some overlaid text wishing me a happy birthday from Oxford UnitedA picture of the three kits hung up in the club shop with a link at the bottom reading Shop Online Here.
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Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I've said it before and I'll say it again: unless you can supervise it extremely closely, don't let your kids play Roblox. Quite apart from the safety concerns, there are just so many games out there that are actually good www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Risks to children playing Roblox ‘deeply disturbing’, say researchers
Exclusive: Gaming platform accused of ‘troubling disconnect between child-friendly appearance and reality’
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 13/04/2025
Just hoping that sport is the real winner in the boat race and they all fall in the river and contract botulism.
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Rosie @gingermoods.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Was really nice of Sheffield Wednesday to provide these things for us as I'd totally forgotten to bring mine. Most clubs only provide sanitary pads.
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Match wrap | Sheffield Wednesday 0 Oxford United 1 'Sam Long is the club; his injuries, our play-off defeat, stylish football team under Appleton, promotion under Des. Rowett's ruthless focus on results met the narrative that we're all so invested in.' oxblogger.co.uk/2025/04/13/m... #oufc
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Match wrap | Sheffield Wednesday 0 Oxford United 1
Between the Sheffield United and QPR games I was in Spain at a conference. Having done this for many years, despite everyone assuring you that the pace of change is accelerating to the point where …
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brinyh♾️f @brinyhoof.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
#oufc
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 11/04/2025
Good grief, I hadn't seen that Dejphon Chansiri had put his name in the seats at Hillsborough. Can someone page OUFC and ask them how much I need to pay to get JONNYBISCUITS spelled out in the seats at the triangle?
The inside of Hillsborough stadium on a sunny day. Opposite we can see a single-tier stand with blue seats with the word "Chansiri" spelled out in white seats.
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Match wrap | Oxford United 1 Queens Park Rangers 3 ‘Our game is based around Will Vaulks’ throws. It took seventeen minutes to win one, by which point we were already a goal and our best player down.' oxblogger.co.uk/2025/04/10/m... #oufc
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Jonny Biscuits @jonnybiscuits.co.uk · 10/04/2025
I don't think I'll ever understand GR's decision to replace the midfield when we were completely dominating the game, with an injured Cam on his own behind a player known for running himself into trouble and losing possession and an out of sorts Tyler. #OUFC
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Oxblogger @oxblogger.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Match wrap | Oxford United 1 Sheffield United 0 'There was a rhythm to our rearguard, a collective investment and commitment. A connection was made, the players and fans together, building a wall of resistance.' oxblogger.co.uk/2025/04/06/m... #oufc
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Match wrap | Oxford United 1 Sheffield United 0
I sometimes hit publish on these posts and instantly regret it, I question whether I’ve been too negative, too positive or just too damn reasonable. It’s tempting to follow up with a counterargumen…
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