Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026please don’t take a shot every time you see a digger review saying the message is ham fisted 000
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have a new short story out today. it's about my aunt and some other people I adore 020
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026when your fecklessness don’t work like it used to before 000
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New Beck album this Friday. Here’s my take! www.slantmagazine.com/music/beck-r...slantmagazine.comBeck 'Ride Lonesome' Review: Same Old Road, Some Nice ViewsBeck’s return to windswept folk-rock is frequently beautiful, even as it produces diminishing returns. 020
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ellie Goulding has a new album out! It’s average, but there’s randomly a near-perfect song in the middle of it! It’s 2015 again! www.slantmagazine.com/music/ellie-...slantmagazine.comEllie Goulding 'I Know Too Much' Review: Desire Without DesperationThe electro-pop shapeshifter has plenty on her mind, but too little of it unsettles her cautious sixth album. 000
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I try not to be a harsh slush-pile editor, but come on. if you don't take the small amount of time to follow our submission directions, why should I give you an extended amount of time reading your pages, let alone how much time I'll spend editing and platforming your work? 000
Reposted by Jon NegroniCetera Magazine @ceteramagazine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026After her husband dies, a widow starts meeting the versions of him who lost her instead. Read our listen to "Pete," our new speculative short story by Jeremy Morris with artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.social: www.ceteramagazine.com/pete/ceteramagazine.com"Pete" – A Speculative Short Story by Jeremy MorrisAfter her husband dies, a widow starts meeting the versions of him who lost her instead. 021
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Let’s do a Kitchen Nightmares show for Silicon Valley startups and every episode ends with at least 20 people in jail 000
Reposted by Jon NegroniCetera Magazine @ceteramagazine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When an immortal tyrant begins to die, the whole kingdom must decide what it owes him. Read or listen to "We All Must Attend the Deathbed of the Lich," a dark fantasy #shortstory by @yavin4.bsky.social, with artwork and narration by @jonnegroni.bsky.social www.ceteramagazine.com/we-all-must-...ceteramagazine.com"We All Must Attend the Deathbed of the Lich"When an immortal tyrant begins to die, the whole kingdom must decide what it owes him. 032
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 19/08/2026halfway through the first batch of LOVE IS BLIND UK season 3 and I just want everyone to know there’s a Sienna Spiro song in it and I think that’s neat 000
Reposted by Jon NegroniCetera Magazine @ceteramagazine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Just two more days before we close submissions for our third poetry issue, “After the Fire, the Garden.” Read our guidelines and how to submit here: www.ceteramagazine.com/themed-poetr... 012
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Labeling Tim Pool as “moderate” is such bullshit, even for Jubilee. Explicit MAGA partisans are not moderate. He’s invoked the prospect of an American “civil war” dozens of times. He called Ukraine “one of the greatest enemies of our nation.” He doesn’t hold moderate views or support moderates. GTFO 031
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Calling all poets! Our third poetry issue at Cetera is less than a week from deadline, so if you have some stanzas that need eyes, we want to read it! 000
Reposted by Jon NegroniCetera Magazine @ceteramagazine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Trapped inside an alien warehouse, a soldier radios the one person who might keep him sane. Read "And Yet, So Far Away," our new sci-fi short story by Kevin Cronin, with artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.social www.ceteramagazine.com/and-yet-so-f...ceteramagazine.com"And Yet, So Far Away" by Kevin CroninTrapped inside an alien warehouse, a soldier radios the one person who might keep him sane. 011
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 12/08/2026(A conversation in 30 years) “So wait he used innocent reporters as decoys against a supposed assassination attempt and he still wasn’t impeached? Did the media not cover this story?” “Sure for like an hour, but see the night before a Democrat lost a primary to a moderate Democrat, so” 020
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 12/08/2026this definitely seems like something that isn’t my business 010
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 06/08/2026this is an incredible short story. pinching myself that we got to publish this one through Cetera 010
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Reading some of these one night only reviews (mine is already filed) and wondering if media literacy is now illegal except for one day 020
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If Stevens had won by like ten votes, the headline would be “Michigan decisively rejects the progressive left on election night” 041
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s getting to the point where I just want to quit the internet to avoid AI slop but even that doesn’t work because apparently now every goddamn business on planet earth has decided to use the same ugly designs for their everything 010
Reposted by Jon NegroniJon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 01/08/2026After I got out of SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY, I joked to a friend that I could write a whole longform essay on how this movie is about male loneliness. Here is that essay. thankgodformovies.com/spider-man-b...thankgodformovies.com'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' is about male loneliness. Seriously.'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' turns Peter Parker’s story into a powerful exploration of male loneliness and emotional isolation. 012
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 01/08/2026After I got out of SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY, I joked to a friend that I could write a whole longform essay on how this movie is about male loneliness. Here is that essay. thankgodformovies.com/spider-man-b...thankgodformovies.com'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' is about male loneliness. Seriously.'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' turns Peter Parker’s story into a powerful exploration of male loneliness and emotional isolation. 012
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I grew up religious and I still don’t get why so many Christians say they’re “god-fearing.” Bitch isn’t he supposed to love you? 110
Reposted by Jon NegroniMatt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Oops! We made a good show that stands on its own! Sorry about that!”variety.com‘Wonder Man’ Not Returning for Season 2 at Disney+ (EXCLUSIVE)"Wonder Man" has been canceled at Disney+, Variety has learned. 1111
Reposted by Jon NegroniCetera Magazine @ceteramagazine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Her husband walked off one winter night and didn't come back. Months later, a box arrives. Read "The Bones" by John Cohle, a literary short story that might challenge the way you view memory loss and cryptic reconnection. Artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.social www.ceteramagazine.com/the-bones/ceteramagazine.com"The Bones" by John CohleHer husband walked off one winter night and didn't come back. Months later, a box arrives. 011
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 23/07/2026the second someone tells me they “used ai to” I know right right away that theyre just not an artist 030
Reposted by Jon NegroniCetera Magazine @ceteramagazine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026A quiet roommate. A house that always smells of bleach. A suspicion that refuses to stay buried. “Bleach" by Nora Ray (@noraraywrites.bsky.social) starts as psychological horror and ends somewhere even more unsettling. Read it now: www.ceteramagazine.com/bleach/ artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.socialceteramagazine.com"Bleach" by Nora RayA woman is sure her quiet roommate isn't human. She's almost right. 022
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I hope TONY makes a billion dollars at the box office, thanks. 100
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Stop trying to argue with your MAGA family members. A thread. /1 120
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 15/07/2026There will be countless spoiler-free reviews out there about THE ODYSSEY so I decided to take the plunge on a more detailed analysis of the film ahead of its release. I explore the good, the bad, and the cyclops of Christopher Nolan’s mythic epic: thankgodformovies.com/the-odyssey-...thankgodformovies.com'The Odyssey' Finds Christopher Nolan Lost at Sea - Thank God For MoviesChristopher Nolan’s mythic epic, 'The Odyssey,' has towering ideas that are frequently tangled in exposition and thrilling sentiment. 000
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 14/07/2026all right which one of you told Christopher Nolan about Elden Ring 000
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 12/07/2026this has been quite a week for politicians named Graham 020
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 12/07/2026how do you die from a heart attack without a…you know 010
Reposted by Jon NegroniCetera Magazine @ceteramagazine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026In a world where fever can be sold like a drug, Jimmy makes one last deal with the customer he’d rather forget. Read "105.9°," a speculative short story by Conner Martin with artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.social. www.ceteramagazine.com/105-9/ceteramagazine.com"105.9°" by Conner MartinIn a world where fever can be sold like a drug, Jimmy makes one last deal with the customer he’d rather forget. 011
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 09/07/2026to be fair it was probably in Mitch McConnell’s will for his body to be used for yet more subversion of Senate ethics 161
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. We spoke for 20 minutes about LIGHTNING RACERS and whether or not the series will explain how these child versions of the CARS characters are children despite the movies clearly showing them meeting for the first time as adults. 000
Jon Negroni @jonnegroni.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As an editor, the amount of short stories I could read and hopefully publish would be so much higher if I didn’t have to sift through like 10 obviously-AI submissions for every 1 legit human work. It’s exhausting 030